I find something about this graph immensely funny "yeah it's an 80 year old open problem, but we wanted to bench on it to see how many instances would solve it independently" overnight, from an ineffable, rarefied delight of the mind to a mere benchmaxxing engineering problem so it goes

my account may be shadowbanned on X because a user mistakenly reported it, tried to close the case but was told "sir this is X the longpost incineration app, to close this report the account reported must contact us and report themselves being not fraudulent". such a beautiful platform.

experimenting with new brainrot formats using this random video I found by ?? anon

finally figured out and fixed the soruce of the visual jitter in this pipeline. if you watched the last version any%, you should find this any+10% more palatabl (the audioreactive sensitivity still needs tuning). random experiments thread of whatever this is

unsurprisingly, the first attempts at videography were mostly nudes in motion, alongside the occasional horse

object test

abelian_soup: a day in the life

ecce

tender

the character of the neighbourhood

deal with it

I generated five thousand AI knockoffs then selected the worst of them to showcase how far "state of the art" is from approximating real art

a few years ago I became enamored with two midjourney srefs and wrote a script to do random concept spacewalks using these styles. now, we finally have the technology to walk through random subsets of the output harvest in a semi-cohesive style

also available as a pleowall that melts your machine

me, workshopping tweet ideas

tired of your screens and attention just.. working? with Screenrot™ you can simultaneously fry both! (limited beta, dm for access)

phenomenal

trapped in the time crystal again, what'd I miss?

The corpus of prose threads has opened a whole aperture into high signal text analytics. Same deal here, any profile entered, download their whole profile, word cloud and then various textual analysis filters. rite.mino.mobi/lexicon

a short primer on brainrot production, for the curious (disclaimer: the artistry of a pleometric video is the exquisite craftsmanship with which the pieces are put together. knowing the components is like 20% of the work, as evidenced by the various experiments on my feed). anyway:

to his credit, her got here much faster than the other pleometrics

pleometric update: the views are consistently in the millions, and the penguin enters the suffering from success layer of samsara

what it's like to unravel the layers of a @norvid-studies.bsky.social masterpiece emerging fully-formed from the void

binaural infrafi dc beats to chill and flourish to

my friend has trapped 5.5 Pro in some "investigate company financials" doomloop and keeps sending me screenshots like this where the number doubles every time. what is my moral obligation here? how much of the trolleying him financial burden should I bear?

I have been one-shot by the gaussian beautifolds. you won't see me again for some weeks. goodnight.

Welcome to the Simcluster Museum. A gentle reminder that photography is strictly forbidden without flash and that high frequency focal plane shutter click of semiautomatic cameras. Please be mindful of other visitors and beware the roving eye of the Watcher: museum.bskyshelf.space

two short business weeks later, your commission sir @abeliansoup.bsky.social ; @codetard.bsky.social

I have finally recreated Tantalus from the classic Greek myth Do Not Murder And Cook Your Family. The video sound/playback slider appears on hover and is therefore always just out of reach

I was pushing Claude to ensloppify further and further until I think I finally broke the lil guy

filling the pleometric-shaped hole in the bsky simcluster by exiling him to the tuvan dimension, where you can visit him any time (this is discouraged in the strongest possible terms. please do not do this)

<MrBeast Ancestorsim Voice>: I've incarnated one thousand experience machines in 1500s Istanbul mid-plague-wave, whichever survives the longest will win one million observer moments of their curated hyperobject, while the loser is trapped in their own terrifying simulacrimosa

my new favourite hobby is asking gemini to reconstruct protolanguage etymology trees (figuratively political...)

interesting WAN family artefact. when audio is left disconnected on an i2v model with speaking instructions but no dialogue provided, the model injects its own protolanguage to fill the time

ok here is bskygames.vibe-coded.com

sad to report incredible things are still happening on the other site

I have inadvertently created the biblically accurate eternal game

chess game trees have a distinct shoggoth layerwise unrolled flavour

"fixed" but maybe also even worse? maybe the technology just isnt there...

a friend was telling me about her recent holiday and said she went to a mine in Svalbard "where all the world's information is stored". and I know what she meant but it was such a Borgesian thing to say. anyway I'd asked her for a souvenir, so she brought this tweet back for me

pov: you are cursed equally by the old gods and the new

we have created a beautiful monster, and the monster is my son, and my son wears the time spiral, and the time spiral created me and wears me down, and Haber reclaims me and my son curses the creation myth, and he finds no solace in the turning wheel, and he knows it his turn and he goes to create a

further depths still unplumbed, just lying there on the vegetable

we need to go deeper

I asked Claude not to make this

me: <looks away for 2 mins> @minormobius.bsky.social, spitting out 5 new qualityslop sites and an interactive toroidal social networking platform with live waymo and stripe integrations:

I just want my little cabin by the water, man. sure, the dock has been submerged for a while now, and the local neighborhood is a little patchy. farflung navigation is still problematic. I'm ok with that. the soundscape is peaceful. there's a satisfying binaural scratch to the gramophone artefacts.

did you know the velocipede is the original torsion nexus?