today I discovered someone from a neolab wanted to engage my services making a promo video maybe, but due to the idiosyncrasies of how twitter works all this happened three months ago because I never received notification of those dm requests. rip professional videographer abeliansoup, 2026-2026

I was going to build this and I'm glad cee beat me to it. please gamble irresponsibly

after their second failed attempt, I’m pleased to announce I have thwarted the cowardly plot on my life by the traitors Gaius Cassius Arcanovirus and Marcus Junius Bronchitis. I’m back and have missed you all. what’d I miss?

*jazz music* she had a claim. a bisk, signed with a handle I didn't recognize "what else is like this?" she wanted to know lady, I wanted to tell her, in this cluster? everything is like this. that's what these alleys are made of "there's been a murder" I ruffled my feathers at the insinuation

we won’t know when the Great Reformation is upon us, but in hindsight there will have been signs

every video I took while working on projects over the last 9 months, 50x speed.

what is this fresh lovecraftian horror and how does one retvrn to the golden age of navigating the web using a single device?

a reimagining of the pope’s book cover using an AI image I stole from somewhere

Get this guy into the simcluster immediately. their bio should be "your favorite vibecoders favorite vibecoder". and check out the open source repo github.com/aphid91/Fluo...

this is great, no notes

wonder how your account's performing on the bluestock market? wonder no longer: ticker.bskyshelf.space (bonus: posting stats, connections in the shadow network, and more)

audio reactivity tests with ASCII fluid sim. going to take a lot of work to tune emitters and parameters so it actually looks good.

Claude has inadvertently built something a little too doxxy I fear: timezone inference from your posting naturally history works too well (mine here). I'll remove this bit, thoughts on keeping posting hours? the data is all "onchain" but surfacing it is still a choice ofc..

arc-agi-0

this is why I like fake data. just procedurally generate the satellites, bro. I probably posted this before but I'm gonna be shameless because this one's pretty good. with some nice sun-synchronous dawn-dusk orbits.

did you see the latest uap nft drop, anon? I don't believe it, myself. most nfts are just balloons (1/2)

I find something about this graph immensely funny "yeah it's an 80 year old open problem, but we wanted to bench on it to see how many instances would solve it independently" overnight, from an ineffable, rarefied delight of the mind to a mere benchmaxxing engineering problem so it goes

my account may be shadowbanned on X because a user mistakenly reported it, tried to close the case but was told "sir this is X the longpost incineration app, to close this report the account reported must contact us and report themselves being not fraudulent". such a beautiful platform.

experimenting with new brainrot formats using this random video I found by ?? anon

finally figured out and fixed the soruce of the visual jitter in this pipeline. if you watched the last version any%, you should find this any+10% more palatabl (the audioreactive sensitivity still needs tuning). random experiments thread of whatever this is

unsurprisingly, the first attempts at videography were mostly nudes in motion, alongside the occasional horse

object test

abelian_soup: a day in the life

ecce

tender

the character of the neighbourhood

deal with it

I generated five thousand AI knockoffs then selected the worst of them to showcase how far "state of the art" is from approximating real art

a few years ago I became enamored with two midjourney srefs and wrote a script to do random concept spacewalks using these styles. now, we finally have the technology to walk through random subsets of the output harvest in a semi-cohesive style

also available as a pleowall that melts your machine

me, workshopping tweet ideas

tired of your screens and attention just.. working? with Screenrot™ you can simultaneously fry both! (limited beta, dm for access)

phenomenal

trapped in the time crystal again, what'd I miss?

The corpus of prose threads has opened a whole aperture into high signal text analytics. Same deal here, any profile entered, download their whole profile, word cloud and then various textual analysis filters. rite.mino.mobi/lexicon

a short primer on brainrot production, for the curious (disclaimer: the artistry of a pleometric video is the exquisite craftsmanship with which the pieces are put together. knowing the components is like 20% of the work, as evidenced by the various experiments on my feed). anyway:

to his credit, her got here much faster than the other pleometrics

pleometric update: the views are consistently in the millions, and the penguin enters the suffering from success layer of samsara

what it's like to unravel the layers of a @norvid-studies.bsky.social masterpiece emerging fully-formed from the void

binaural infrafi dc beats to chill and flourish to

my friend has trapped 5.5 Pro in some "investigate company financials" doomloop and keeps sending me screenshots like this where the number doubles every time. what is my moral obligation here? how much of the trolleying him financial burden should I bear?

I have been one-shot by the gaussian beautifolds. you won't see me again for some weeks. goodnight.

Welcome to the Simcluster Museum. A gentle reminder that photography is strictly forbidden without flash and that high frequency focal plane shutter click of semiautomatic cameras. Please be mindful of other visitors and beware the roving eye of the Watcher: museum.bskyshelf.space

two short business weeks later, your commission sir @abeliansoup.bsky.social ; @codetard.bsky.social

I have finally recreated Tantalus from the classic Greek myth Do Not Murder And Cook Your Family. The video sound/playback slider appears on hover and is therefore always just out of reach

I was pushing Claude to ensloppify further and further until I think I finally broke the lil guy

filling the pleometric-shaped hole in the bsky simcluster by exiling him to the tuvan dimension, where you can visit him any time (this is discouraged in the strongest possible terms. please do not do this)

<MrBeast Ancestorsim Voice>: I've incarnated one thousand experience machines in 1500s Istanbul mid-plague-wave, whichever survives the longest will win one million observer moments of their curated hyperobject, while the loser is trapped in their own terrifying simulacrimosa