Big win for the Red Bulls!!! 🔴⚫🐂👏👏👏

3 points!!! Beating Philly!! How sweet it is! #RBNY

when you need to change instances this is who you call

CBS/Paramount+ get the English-language broadcast rights to Mexico's Liga MX. Huge if you're a soccer nerd like me […]

Anyway, that’s why you give him the money. #salah

Who the hell had Chiesa scoring the winner? No one. #lfc

Mastodon.cloud hasn't been great. Time to move to a new instance, I suppose. @stefan you got room for me over there? Only question I'd have is if you guys are cool with the Brid.gy Bsky bridge. I follow a number of people over there from here.

Totally forgot the #lfc game was today until just now.

I want to start a fun little project with my #3dPrinting lego soccer guys. Maybe a challenge like… design a different Bundesliga player every matchday until I do all 18 clubs. At a certain point I have to do the original 1996 MLS uniforms. The single greatest […] [Original post on mastodon.cloud]

If the Red Bulls could have the good decency to lose to the Philadelphia Union early (as they have pretty much every time they've played since 2019) I would appreciate it. Charlie Brown and the football over here. #rbny #usoc

I recently made a 5.5" Portland Timbers Diego Chara Lego figure, so I decided to print out a few extra and add them to my Etsy shop. Have at 'em […] [Original post on mastodon.cloud]

At a family reunion in Georgia. I’m ashamed to say I ate some Chick-fil-A. But I thought REALLY gay thoughts the whole time I ate that sandwich.

Divided loyalties tonight. Who do I root for? My local club or the most gharush logo in all of sports. Sophie’s choice. #mls #rbny #bravos #ligamx

Had a wonderful encounter with an elderly gentleman at the post office. I held the door for him and he said "Watch out for the boogyman!" "Who's the boogyman?" I asked. "Mister Trump," he replied. Then muttered "…that fuckin' asshole…" as he walked away. I should have asked him to be more […]

I'm going to be proactive and start making my little Lego soccer guys for teams that I KNOW are followers of mine. Atlanta United, Forward Madison, TB Rowdies, Chicago Red Stars… you name it, i'll make it. To get a sense of what they look like, here's my etsy page […]

LOL, the Seattle Kraken mascot almost got eaten by a grizzly bear. #nhl

There will come a day when my son will sleep so much that we need to wake him up to get to school on time. Gone will be the days like today where he is up at 5:30 a.m. with unlimited amounts of energy. Today is not that day. #dadlife

Another new addition to the Etsy shop: 5.5 inch Club América L̶E̶G̶O̶ Brick Figure. https://www.etsy.com/shop/1996nydesigns/?etsrc=sdt #fedifc #ligamx #aguilas

New scam is surfacing on Bluesky, which means it will arrive here soon. It works by telling you they have information about someone impersonating you, but for thin bogus reasons, you need to contact them on Discord. This is a scam. #feditips #fediadim #mastoadmin #scam

17yo Julian Hall making 39yo Sergio Ramos look like the oldest defender ever to play the game. Youth! #rbny

What better way to ruin a perfectly good Sunday night than Red Bulls vs. Rayados of Monterrey in… Cincinnati, Ohio… where neither team is from… #mls #leaguescup #rbny

Added a San Lorenzo figure to my collection of 3D printed soccer Lego guys. #casla #mastofut #fedifc #3dprinting

What. A. Howler. An open goal for the ages, and in the Copa America Femenil final no less. Brutal. #WoSo

So Jersey. So Metro. So good. #RBNY

Motherfucking wind farms…

I suppose now that it's called Sports Illustrated Stadium, NYCFC don't have to suffer the indignity of playing at "Red Bull Arena." I'll miss this leg to stand on once their new stadium opens in Queens and everyone forgets that we exist. #mls #leaguescup

Ah, it's once again time for the Leagues Cup. A tournament between clubs from Major League Soccer ( 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 ) and Liga MX (🇲🇽 ). As far as soulless cash-grabs go, there are none better. But at least this season every match until the semifinals is guaranteed to be MLS vs. Liga MX, as opposed to […]

Do you like goals? Then the Argentine Primera is not for you. EIGHT scoreless draws in the 12 matches over the weekend. Four on Saturday alone. #fedifc #mastofut

Ooof… baby bulls, WYD?

Great tournament for the Lionesses. They refused to die, again and again. Deserving champions. #euro2025

🎶 I know a place we could go where you'll fall in love so hard that you wish you were dead… 🎶 #TheCribs

As a native New Yorker, I'm—at best—indifferent to Philadelphia sport teams. But the alternate Philadelphia 76ers logo with Benjamin Franklin driving the lane is THE best logo in sports. #nba

The beautiful game. #fedifc #messi

The cherry tomato plant I bought earlier this spring has yielded approximately 1 tomato. But a fine one at that.

SCENES!!! #euro2025

im giggling at this it's a stupid joke but it's funny #shitpost

Red Bulls 1–5 Inter Miami Messi scored twice and everybody (well, mostly everybody) got what they came for. I sure did. #mls #fedifc

Full house to see Messi #fedifc #mls #rbny

I try not to brag, but I've got tickets to see Lionel Messi play professional soccer tonight. Oh, and I suppose the Red Bulls will be there too. #mls #rbny #fedifc

I haven't had a meaningful relationship with my father for more than a decade, but in many ways, his influence stays with me. Among his oft-repeated lines when I was young were "Beware the suits" and "Beware the bean counters. For all they care about is money." He was also keen to remind me […]

GOLAAAAAAAASAAZOOO for Spain! #euro2025

@jdnalton.bsky.social Here's a weird one for you. Any idea why the United Soccer League's own web site and press comms have not officially announced the re-born New York Cosmos yet? Any idea what that's about? #USL

If you fell asleep at 8 pm last night and had to get to your job at 5 am today, you'd have no idea anything happened to the subways. It was a remarkably fast return to normal

Digital billboards protesting Major League Soccer hiring shitty contractors outside of Penn Station today. #mls #fedifc

The Passaic River wasn’t too swollen after last night’s storm, but the water clearly came up high enough to float all of the big logs on my trail out of position. Now I must reposition them without the ease of standing water. Thanks for nothing, nature.

I miss "Soccer Twitter" sometimes… but not all the time. Part of that is because there is a small, but vibrant football/soccer community here on Mastodon. Most of us English-speakers use the #fedifc hashtag. It is the avenue in which I have connected to the most people on this platform. So if […]

"Semi-Charmed Life" has to be up there with Bruce Springsteen's "Born in the USA" as one of the most fundamentally misunderstood songs in rock music. Like… both are very explicit and clear about their themes. But everybody just seems to gloss over the actual text.