Thighs were thighing

Good morning gay people in my phone

Yesterday I finished all of Neon Genesis Evangelion and like I get it but like I also don’t

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

What’s a guy to do

Sup?

#jocktober?

Solo date 💖

Send anime suggestions

A little commotion for the new pants 🙂‍↕️

Meet me in the locker room?

No more soomers, everybody saca tu sueritas because soomers is finishes

Workout powered by Cardi’s new album

New favorite sweatpants

Applying to jobs outside of retail, with 10 years of retail experience, will be the death of me

I’d like to be the moon 🌝

I’ll have big arms one day

Hmmm should I participate in #fcf

me june through september

I think red is my color

A summer bod is whatever fucking body I give it and I don't need morning skinny or starve myself to feel confident. I'll show it off even when I have a belly full of food like right now.

It’s a dad bod summer

Ever since I claimed the summer all you bitches want a season

No one knows how to crash out better than this king right here

Ordered my first speedo 🤭

Free toes on the skyline

I fear this would work on me

Happy Hump Day

You can take the boy out of west Texas…

You’re a Pink Pony Girl, and you dance at the club 🐎🪩💖 Happy Hump Day 🤠

No one should ever have imposter syndrome at their job anymore. If that tanned turd is still running the country while not knowing how anything works, you are fine

Meal prep ✅ jerk off ✅ Up next: TLOU s2e2

The credit song for Solo Leveling has no reason to be going that hard!!!

Proof that god does exist 🤤

What’s a gay to do on a Wednesday night in Dallas? 🤔

Posted these to the other app so might as well drop them here too

Good morning bloomfies

Do you have a date picked out?

I’m sorry but if your car window doesn’t roll down, you have no business going through a drive thru 😂

Got rejected from yet another job 🥲

My RBF is gonna keep me single 😩

DL in a thong on Grindr? Sure, Jan

Chest days always have me feeling like a himbo that just knows how to pound hole and breathe