What? Again? Yes!We back, and we brought Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers podcast. It's Conspiro-spicy.

We got some Johns Wayne in this one. That's not a person. It's two Johns, both Wayne. None Booth. Especially Seely Booth. There's a lot of singing in this one. and a LOT of @shiddermob.bsky.social

This is Andrew Cuomo's New York City

He’s so Fuparific

Tonight! 7:30 eastern! Join @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social for all the karaoke jams you never knew you needed! m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?ro...

Suge Knight and Judge Judy star in SUGE JUDY

Why is every movie about a woman during menopause “I’m gonna make a fair trade vegan lube and fuck some college boys” and not the much more inspiring “I’m gonna wear elastic waist pants and start an In The Heat of the Night substack”

Bill Clinton was innocent

I’d like to clarify some misinformation that has been going around lately. John Wayne Gacy was never on the set of In The Heat of The Night. He did not get chowder with his son. These rumors are false.

Was it Cuomo?

We’re winning the war on Christmas but we’re losing the war on Truck Month.

From visionary M Night Shyamalan… On June 22 1988 a Gay Vietnam Vet warned us to never forget

A new poem. Poem of the day. Poem of the week. All the poems in all the land come together to admire this poem. No one poets like Fupa Jones, the poet of record for all the poems that matter.

There's a less than jake chance we mention you in this episode. We're your road map to pussy, baby. The treasure trail to One Eyed Willy. I'll be Mikey and you be Mouth.

But is he defiant?

Singing is good for your heart. So is farting. You can do both tonight. Join us for some karaoke starting around 7pm.

There is only now. And @shiddermob.bsky.social . There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.

Les Fuparables

Looking for a good time? Sing some pervy songs with @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social it’s better than dry jacking on a humid day

See me Feel me Touch me Shid me

You know what else was approved for use in chickens?

A message for all the lovers and all the haters and anyone who likes things sometimes.

Baby Micha's rules to Music Production 😈: 1. Loud = Good! 2. 4/4 Drum Rack (NO other note types!!) 3. Serum Presets!! 4. 1 View YouTube video for samples! -👶

You missed some good time fun. Honoring all the planes. It’s like 15 9/11s. Listen to @klemstump.bsky.social version of this classic 9/11 song.

Join the gang tonight for some hardcore karaoke. Come sing your favorite song! Or just listen to the smooth vocal styling or @klemstump.bsky.social and @fupajones.bsky.social

I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.

It’s Friday night! What does that mean? It means you’ll be singing your little hearts out with us tonight. Joining in The Loading Zone for some heartfelt karaoke. NO LOADS REFUSED!

It’s a No Loads Refused Christmas Eve! Join us for some karaoke. It’s like truck month, only better. Tonight at 7pm.

Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime. @fupajones.bsky.social is the feeling you get between your legs everyday. Merry Christmas!

Need a last minute gift for your dad? I think I found it for you. You’re welcome.

I love Christmas so much. It’s a tacky holiday and I’m a tacky person. Here’s a thread of my favorite ornaments. My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

It’s Christmastime!!! Let’s go!

I need a @shiddermob.bsky.social Christmas song.

There needs to be a news outlet that favors public disclosure. Every major media had the manifesto, happily quoted from it, but refused to publish it in full. Media paternalism at its worst. I'm trying to do something different on my site. Support us: kenklippenstein.substack.com

This is so beautiful. The inability to read the room is truly remarkable. It’s art.

Lo-fi hotdog

My mom called me yesterday to ask about the CEO shooting, then said to me “We’re gonna find out it was Blue Cross Blue Shield”

Have the CEOs considered not doing the things that make them "frequently subject to threats and internet vitriol"?

When I was little my mom used to tell me “Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime” on Wednesday I finally understood what she means.

Every year

I haven’t been this happy since the Titan submersible imploded.

I think I sharted. I’ll find out when I get home.

“I don’t have a Spotify Wrapped. I listen to music on an 8 track player I bought at Savers” Shut up! This is why no one likes you.

I don’t remember being this sad, but I guess I was.

Working on my Christmas cards

I wanna do a mash/up of Law & Order SVU and Voltron where like Stabler, Benson, Ice-T, Rollins and Barba all merge together and become a giant robot cop lawyer

The wolf rules us all

The American people will sleep well tonight. 🇺🇸💸🍟🦅🌊❄️🍤🎱