Klem Stump
@klemstump.bsky.social
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Like a single Croc. 🇺🇸🦅🍟 cohost of Legs & Eggs Podcast
https://linktr.ee/legsandeggspod
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Never Forget
about 1 year ago
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
4 months ago
What? Again? Yes!We back, and we brought Fox and Julio from Conspiracy Soldiers podcast. It's Conspiro-spicy.
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Gennifer Flowers For Algernon | Legs & Eggs
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
5 months ago
We got some Johns Wayne in this one. That's not a person. It's two Johns, both Wayne. None Booth. Especially Seely Booth. There's a lot of singing in this one. and a LOT of
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Yeast In My Tater Chowder | Legs & Eggs
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Fupa Jones
5 months ago
This is Andrew Cuomo's New York City
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
5 months ago
He’s so Fuparific
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
6 months ago
Tonight! 7:30 eastern! Join
@klemstump.bsky.social
and
@fupajones.bsky.social
for all the karaoke jams you never knew you needed!
m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?ro...
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?room_id=4097406&share_type=copylink&user_sid=100010380690
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Fupa Jones
7 months ago
Suge Knight and Judge Judy star in SUGE JUDY
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Why is every movie about a woman during menopause “I’m gonna make a fair trade vegan lube and fuck some college boys” and not the much more inspiring “I’m gonna wear elastic waist pants and start an In The Heat of the Night substack”
6 months ago
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
6 months ago
Bill Clinton was innocent
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I’d like to clarify some misinformation that has been going around lately. John Wayne Gacy was never on the set of In The Heat of The Night. He did not get chowder with his son. These rumors are false.
6 months ago
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Was it Cuomo?
6 months ago
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
7 months ago
We’re winning the war on Christmas but we’re losing the war on Truck Month.
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
7 months ago
From visionary M Night Shyamalan… On June 22 1988 a Gay Vietnam Vet warned us to never forget
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
8 months ago
A new poem. Poem of the day. Poem of the week. All the poems in all the land come together to admire this poem. No one poets like Fupa Jones, the poet of record for all the poems that matter.
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il Papa
A Poem by The Poet Fupa Jones
https://open.substack.com/pub/legseggspodcast/p/il-papa?r=216wq3&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
8 months ago
There's a less than jake chance we mention you in this episode. We're your road map to pussy, baby. The treasure trail to One Eyed Willy. I'll be Mikey and you be Mouth.
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Do Balls Touch? | Legs & Eggs
https://shows.acast.com/64c40c108577ee0011a22058/67fda5f83767754b996d7ac1
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But is he defiant?
8 months ago
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
9 months ago
Singing is good for your heart. So is farting. You can do both tonight. Join us for some karaoke starting around 7pm.
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?is_convert=true&room_id=4097406&share_type=copylink&user_sid=100010380690
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
9 months ago
There is only now. And
@shiddermob.bsky.social
. There is only now and Shidder Mob. Now and forever. Like CATS. Meow.
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There are 75 Elevators | Legs & Eggs
https://shows.acast.com/64c40c108577ee0011a22058/67c914b87da2435a871562af
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Fupa Jones
10 months ago
Les Fuparables
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
10 months ago
Looking for a good time? Sing some pervy songs with
@klemstump.bsky.social
and
@fupajones.bsky.social
it’s better than dry jacking on a humid day
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?is_convert=true&room_id=4097406&share_type=copylink&user_sid=100010380690
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Fupa Jones
10 months ago
See me Feel me Touch me Shid me
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Fupa Jones
10 months ago
You know what else was approved for use in chickens?
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
10 months ago
A message for all the lovers and all the haters and anyone who likes things sometimes.
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Shidder Mob
10 months ago
Baby Micha's rules to Music Production 😈: 1. Loud = Good! 2. 4/4 Drum Rack (NO other note types!!) 3. Serum Presets!! 4. 1 View YouTube video for samples! -👶
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
10 months ago
You missed some good time fun. Honoring all the planes. It’s like 15 9/11s. Listen to
@klemstump.bsky.social
version of this classic 9/11 song.
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KlemStump just sang the song [Where Were You (When the World Stopped Turning)], how can the voice be so amazing?!
StarMaker, breaking barriers with the universal language of music!
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/a-vue3/playrecording?app=sm&from_sid=100010380690&guide_type=2&is_convert=true&pg_rf_ca_vn=15&pid=share_exp2&recordingId=3940649748759664&share_type=copylink
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
10 months ago
Join the gang tonight for some hardcore karaoke. Come sing your favorite song! Or just listen to the smooth vocal styling or
@klemstump.bsky.social
and
@fupajones.bsky.social
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?is_convert=true&room_id=4097406&share_type=copylink&user_sid=100010380690
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Fupa Jones
11 months ago
I don't understand what contacting my representative and senators is going to do about anything. They're the ones allowing it to happen and the ones who don't like it are powerless to stop it.
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11 months ago
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
12 months ago
It’s Friday night! What does that mean? It means you’ll be singing your little hearts out with us tonight. Joining in The Loading Zone for some heartfelt karaoke. NO LOADS REFUSED!
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?is_convert=true&room_id=4097406&share_type=copylink&user_sid=100010380690
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W I D E felix
12 months ago
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Legs & Eggs Podcast
12 months ago
It’s a No Loads Refused Christmas Eve! Join us for some karaoke. It’s like truck month, only better. Tonight at 7pm.
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[KlemStump] My friends and I are singing in The Loading Zone , come join the fun! #SingingParty
#party #rooms are places where you can Sing, #listen, and have real-time #chats with others.
https://m.starmakerstudios.com/ktv/share?is_convert=true&room_id=4097406&share_type=copylink&user_sid=100010380690
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Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime.
@fupajones.bsky.social
is the feeling you get between your legs everyday. Merry Christmas!
12 months ago
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Need a last minute gift for your dad? I think I found it for you. You’re welcome.
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DIRTY BRIEFS - WHITE | Willy Chavarria
DIRTY UNDERWEAR by WILLY CHAVARRIA These briefs have been manufactured in Peru using the finest Pima cotton yarns and then hand-painted and distressed by artisans in California. This 'dirty' underwear...
https://willychavarria.com/products/dirty-briefs-white
12 months ago
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I love Christmas so much. It’s a tacky holiday and I’m a tacky person. Here’s a thread of my favorite ornaments. My all time favorite. It’s at least 15 years old. My sister made it for me. That video is still the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
12 months ago
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It’s Christmastime!!! Let’s go!
12 months ago
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I need a
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Christmas song.
12 months ago
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Ken Klippenstein
about 1 year ago
There needs to be a news outlet that favors public disclosure. Every major media had the manifesto, happily quoted from it, but refused to publish it in full. Media paternalism at its worst. I'm trying to do something different on my site. Support us:
kenklippenstein.substack.com
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Ken Klippenstein | Substack
No-nonsense reporting on the U.S. national security state and politics. Click to read Ken Klippenstein, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
https://kenklippenstein.substack.com
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This is so beautiful. The inability to read the room is truly remarkable. It’s art.
about 1 year ago
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Whack Morris
about 1 year ago
Lo-fi hotdog
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My mom called me yesterday to ask about the CEO shooting, then said to me “We’re gonna find out it was Blue Cross Blue Shield”
about 1 year ago
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Fupa Jones
about 1 year ago
Have the CEOs considered not doing the things that make them "frequently subject to threats and internet vitriol"?
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When I was little my mom used to tell me “Santa is the feeling you get in your heart at Christmastime” on Wednesday I finally understood what she means.
about 1 year ago
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Every year
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about 1 year ago
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I haven’t been this happy since the Titan submersible imploded.
about 1 year ago
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I think I sharted. I’ll find out when I get home.
about 1 year ago
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“I don’t have a Spotify Wrapped. I listen to music on an 8 track player I bought at Savers” Shut up! This is why no one likes you.
about 1 year ago
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I don’t remember being this sad, but I guess I was.
about 1 year ago
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Working on my Christmas cards
about 1 year ago
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Fupa Jones
about 1 year ago
I wanna do a mash/up of Law & Order SVU and Voltron where like Stabler, Benson, Ice-T, Rollins and Barba all merge together and become a giant robot cop lawyer
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The wolf rules us all
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about 1 year ago
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The American people will sleep well tonight. 🇺🇸💸🍟🦅🌊❄️🍤🎱
about 1 year ago
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