Sorry dude, you're going to have to take a number and wait your turn

Next season we meet "Melissa", who (on the suggestion of the show) bought 416 poodles she can't look after. Did you know the money she spent on those poodles could have been used to buy 180,000 Funkopops?

Thread of some of the many many MANY amazing S.C.o.t.S. posters that I think @jeffscomics.bsky.social would love.

Can you believe he wrote this in 1973?!

Going to start sending this image to accompany every code review

No, Buddha - you must LET GO of Eggo.

Characters from two different franchises who would be friends. Or maybe not

Sometimes I wish Terry The Talking Tree would just leave me alone.

@jeffscomics.bsky.social i think you've seen these before - but someone with MF&TGG sure knows how to market to GenX

Liverpudlians need to make a living somehow. Can't all be Beatles

That Craig Simons puts on one hell of a show. #1JamesAcasterTributeActInTheUK

The ventricles are a little clogged, so you may have to jiggle the key a little

Unsolicited Dik-dik pic

I'm going to go ahead and say my chance of getting to know this person has passed. At least... getting to know them *well*.

Birnam Wood had entered the chat

Famously romantic film Midnight Cowboy. Also: Johnny GUITAR? Bit sad for the harmonica when it can't get top billing on its own album.

Alternate title: Trombonin' to the Classics

13th anniversary of leaving my kid's snakes-in-a-can on my desk while on holiday and receiving a text that a mint-scrounging coworker had opened it, collapsed on the ground screaming, and everyone on the floor came over to look. One day I may stop finding that funny, but today is not the day.

How *do* you change the strings on a harmonica?

Yeah, I'm kind of a silver linings guy too.

Oh great, they've called another "All Hands" meeting.

New preprint 🌟 Psychology is core to cognitive science, and so it is vital we preserve it from harmful frames. @irisvanrooij.bsky.social & I use our psych and computer science expertise to analyse and craft: Critical Artificial Intelligence Literacy for Psychologists. doi.org/10.31234/osf... 🧵 1/

Had a friend try to bring one back for me once, but she said the $3 bills are nearly impossible to get hold of.

The ultimate in portability - but you have to scold your records first to make sure they don't skip.

I wish I knew how to quit you

About time female railway enthusiasts had their own magazine

Icecream Van Halen The White Tripes The Replacemints Menu Without Hats Ragout Against the Machine

Make a band tasty: The Cheeses and Mary Chain Death Cab for Charcuterie Cypress Dill

My wife has suggested "Joffrey"

CALL! ME! ISHMAEL!

Rarely do glasses, but here's a doodle from 2022

My own private USS Idaho

It's Cravat O'clock. Just needs Freddy from Scooby Doo. Art by Marc Gagnon

I'm hoping the commercial is for a place that'll sell you a second chair.

Dammit

moo shall not pass

Glad to see the end of 1931. Fingers crossed for a much better 1932.

Fond wishes for a better 2026 for all of you

The Alistair Sims

This stuff was delish

Louise Brooks, 1932 No need to call PETA - that's a fake fir.

"He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He can't be bargained with. He can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop... So you better be good, for goodness sake! 🎶" @captkarnstein.bsky.social

Mr Jumbo used to yam with all the food-jazz greats. Nat King Coleslaw, Wynton Marsalad, Benny Goodmango, Chickpea Corea, Butterpat Metheny, you name it. If only he hadn't got hooked on "the Devil's lettuce".

The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation were *going* to come save me - but it turns out their backs were against the wall too. FIRST against the wall, as a matter of fact.