Happens frequently, but occasionally makes a good screenshot (none of which I'm including)

hey i found the worst watch www.macys.com/shop/product...

My wife printed out a whole Limozeen colouring book one year. It was awesome

Fictional band that isn't Spinal Tap

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit taking morpha

Stop Making Scents

"We can't all hide and cook in the basement! We'd be stuck down there if those ghouls get in! Plus, who will open the door for Louie Prima when he shows up?"

Pick a new Bond villain from the photos you already have

Pick a Bond villain from the photos you already have on your phone

does this affect my Ben and Jerry's Heavy Chunks o' Metal Ice Cream

The one thing we know most about him: he REALLY loved Pez.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

My favourite phrases for when things go wrong… 1. It’s a shitshow at the fuck factory (English) 2. Now the turnips are cooked (Dutch) 3. A donkey is inside another donkey (Persian) 4. The Devil is loose in Salmonstreet (Danish) 5. A finger in the ass and screaming everywhere (Brazilian Portuguese)

In many ways, this is the only line I needed to read.

Slightly increase a band: The Go-Go-Go's The Palliative-Care Kennedys Emperor Crimson The Jesus & Mary Chaingang The White Crosshatches Commitment & Rockets Bauduplex

That main melody is almost identical for sure

Someone here described themselves as a "giant Pumpkins fan", which reminds me of the time someone called herself a giant Peaches fan. Folks have to read more Dahl and Wells so they know what happens when you mess with giant food

Frakes - drunken uncle youtu.be/n-NnxdZqPOE?...

Doohan - insane badass hero of Juno beach.

Stewart - I, Claudius

Shatner - Loaded Weapon 1

Gary "Bones" Bromley, Canucks 80-81

I think about this comic all the time.

May the 4th best Star Wars film be with you

[shoe store] ME: Do you have alligator shoes? CLERK: Sorry, we consider that to be animal cruelty {outside} ALLIGATOR: So did you get them? ME: Uh...they didn't have your size

The Thing

Or, hear me out, seditious poetry.

@jeffscomics.bsky.social i know you love a good cutaway. Here's one from 1969 by Werner Büdeler

Love dresses with comic prints on them

You know what ol' Jack Burton says at a time like this? "Who?"

Dance-off

Ah the thrill of a standup set that goes really well And the kinds of compliments that shouldn't mean the most but do: compliments from strangers

Merch available in the gift shop

I thought i'd lost this photo forever Kebab/skewered-poo truck: Vancouver

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Anyone can make that mistake

Put a little effort into the alt for a change