"She lit a bit of my beard"🎶 youtu.be/osLK-I2T89k?...

I wonder wine?

From the "Kid's Craft Guide to the Seven Deadly Sins" I'm looking forward to next month: "Sew Your Own Anger"

Look on my works, ye mighty. And this pear.

From when the little dude was 5 R: "Dad, if a square in the third dimension is a cube, and a cube in the 4th dimension is called a tesseract, what would it be called in the 5th dimension?" Me: "I'm not sure" R: "How about 'Rick'?" Me: I think that would be perfect

Week of several birthdays coming up. Here's a conversation from years ago. J: do you think you can guess what you're getting for your birthday? R: A vasectomy!? J: (speechless) Me: Way to wreck the surprise! "Happy 9th birthday, this may sting a little"

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at Malloy Law, we WON'T eat the icky food on mommy's spoon

Good idea

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it's not FOR us

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He totally disappeared into that role

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Lawrence Stevens, 1948

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So it goes

Please give my rabbit back! I need it for my act. "No"