God bless Ian Hislop!

God protect us from books titled: <blank>: How <blank> can <blank> our <blank>! It’s right up there with: Towards a <blank> of <blank>: The <blank> of <blank> is <blank>

<<Since 1979, clear-air turbulence has increased by as much as fifty-five per cent over the North Atlantic and forty-one per cent over the United States. If temperatures continue to rise unabated, it could more than double by the middle of the century.>> ✈️

The current Formula 1 cars might be a problem... <<Norris hit a loose cooling fan on the track in Q3 that had been deposited from Antonelli’s sidepod, and says his contact was because HE WASN’T ABLE TO FULLY CONCENTRATE ON THE ROAD AHEAD OF HIM.>> That is NOT GOOD. #Formula1

"The dementia is strong in this one..." This is who WE elected to the most important job in the world. Maybe democracy isn't right for us...

I don’t understand… What is even happening in the world???

Just a bit of performative cruelty, nothing special.

And yet ANOTHER child bites the shit out of Trump’s little mushroom dick! 🍄 <<TRUMP unzipped his pants and put <redacteds> head, "down to his penis". <redacted> "bit the shit out of it.”>> 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 (from: bit.ly/4lf44e6)

In any kind of sane world, this would trigger an immediate impeachment and trial… but sanity isn’t where we’re at right now. (from: bit.ly/4rUGJRv)

<<Thousands of seafarers are trapped on tankers in the Gulf after the strait of Hormuz was effectively closed to shipping by the escalating war on Iran.>>

*hunger games cannon* . + * + . * . . KRISTI NOEM . + * . + * . * + .

🦗🦗🦗

Trump on potential deaths in the Homeland...

When you live in Wisconsin, cheese 🧀 is a big deal… And there’s a new Big Cheese in town.

What. The. Actual. FUCK.

The bombings will continue until morale improves!

Me watching Honda HRC destroying another one of Fernando Alonso’s cars... #Formula1

From bad to SO fucking bad... <<Aston Martin may not even complete half of Sunday's Australian Grand Prix, with Adrian Newey saying drivers Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll risk permanent nerve damage to their hands from how much the car currently vibrates inside the cockpit.>> 🙄 #Formula1

Basically these are the 21st century equivalent of the Second World War German V-1 "Buzzbomb." Cheap to make and launch, expensive to stop. "What a fascinating and modern age we live in." Captain Jack Aubrey, HMS Surprise

Meanwhile, in Ukraine... Their F-16s are out of missiles and have been for weeks.

More data on the enshitification of society... <<Almost a third of generation Z men and boys think a wife should obey her husband, according to a global survey of 23,000 people that found young men hold more traditional views about gender roles than older generations.>> Feminism is dead, I guess.

From Foreign Affairs: "Oman’s foreign minister, who was mediating the [nuclear] talks, even said that “significant progress” had been made. It is possible that the talks were ultimately undermined by a lack of technical knowledge on the U.S. negotiating team.” Of course… We sent morons. 🙄

The torpedo strike on an Iranian warship in the Indian Ocean is quite dramatic and brutal. I believe this was the first time the US has sunk a ship using a torpedo since the end of the Second World War...

There is so much interesting stuff to unpack here...

A QOTD for our times: “How do you defeat terrorism? Don’t be terrorised” — Salman Rushdie

Where he fucking belongs!

This song seems uniquely relevant right now.

There is something perversely satisfying about watching a forensic accountant pull a defendant’s financial life apart like a loaf of warm bread. It’s a slow-motion autopsy of all the stupid decisions made by a criminal, in this case, Kouri Ritchens.

Wow, they actually convicted this motherfucker! Well done jury of his peers.

My podiatrist has a sense of humor 🦶

Maybe attempting to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War was a tiny bit of a tell… 🤷🏼‍♂️

Did anyone have “Kuwait shoots down US figher planes” on their 2026 World of Shitshow 💩 Bingo Card? 🙄

Soverign Citizens are condescendingly stupid….

Here, submitted for your approval, is a chef’s kiss 😘 of awesome! A prescient analysis of the state of #MenFail in America. <<The "male loneliness epidemic" isn't a mystery. It's a self-serve drive-thru order.>>

And the Chutzpah Award for International Relations goes to... Russian President Vladimir Putin!!! 🎖️ Putin said the killing of Khamenei, who ruled Iran since 1989, was “a cynical violation of all norms of human morality and international law”. Congratulations Mr. Putin, please collect your prize!

Wag that dog, Donnie! Don’t worry, the Epstein files will still be there when you finish your little war.

“The point is that both Hitler and Stalin held out promises of stability in order to hide their intention of creating a state of permanent instability.” ― Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism

You know what doesn’t compute??? “Republican nurse.” Seriously. What the fuck.

#42 on the list of phrases I hope to never utter: “C’mon man, I need money on my commisary!!!"

Well THIS is awkward... <<Bahrain and Saudi Arabia are due to host the fourth and fifth rounds of the new campaign on April 12 and April 19 respectively.>> #Formula1

So many people keep steering into the scam...

"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

Today’s military strikes on Iran — carried out by the United States and Israel — mark a catastrophic escalation in an illegal war of aggression. Bombing cities. Killing civilians. Opening a new theater of war.

I think it’s about time to reflect on the wisdom of Maya Angelou... “When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.” Are we learning?? I hope so but I highly doubt it….

Awwwwwww,aren’t you precious? It’s so cute to think that you actually matter. Like anyone will care what this guy has to say. <<The House Democratic leader, Hakeem Jeffries, has denounced the choice to strike Iran without approval from US Congress.>>

Thou Shalt Not Start A War To Distract From The Epstein Files

It’s hard to argue with that! <<As one Iranian Telegram channel put it: “Once again the US attacked while Iran was pursuing diplomacy. Once again diplomacy does not work with the terrorist state of the US.”>>

How’s that whole “Peace President” thing working out for you MAGAts? Are we still Making America Great Again??? Y’all are a bunch of fucking rubes.