Came home from work to a hot bubble bath full of rose petals, lit candles, fresh clothes, and tequila shots. Happy Mother’s Day to me 🥰

thanks @soilroses.bsky.social for tiefer siblings ageswap AU where annemarie is the little sister and hot for big brother

painting Ethel at coachella in preparation to see her live in two weeks. I’ve made so many bracelets to pass out at The Factory. (I’ll post a full haul when I get back from STL)

Some different fun colors on a piece I’m redoing

something, something, onions, layers, ect.

“Release” (2025)

8th Grade Death Pact, Strike Me Dead (three versions of the same piece bc I’m indecisive)

I love you, femdom.

My son got a rabbit for his birthday, btw.

Uhhhhh. Yeah. Anyway—-

I’m alive btw

The Magpie (parts one and two)

writing bluey fanfiction bc I cannot stop thinking about that post someone made about a fido/bandit/chili polyam fic

Quick sketch of my favorite farmboy Aus 🥺

Every time I hear carry on my wayward son in casual context my head snaps up like a sleeper agent. I hate it here.

De-stress sketch.

this feels like the end….

Monthly reminder: Many people have a book in them, but it takes a special kind of freak to leave the Land of Laziness, cross the Plains of Procrastination and Insecurity Mountain, find the Blade of No One Made You Do This, and use it to cut your chest open and yank that book out.

🍎Save a tree, spread a bookworm🍏

“I will ring his doorbell” is taking me out ☠️☠️☠️

Drew some ladies (:

Eating pulled pork sandwiches for breakfast like god intended

Tricking my brain into loving myself by hobbing my knob to women with my same body type 😎

BEETLE BABY (2024)

Daemon, Patience, Ambrose

Anyways, my OC Patience wants her ex hubby Daemon and her new man Ambrose to double team her. She wants to be the middle bun of their bigdickmac. She brings this up tactfully, when Ambrose expresses curiosity about his potential bisexuality. And, the only other bi man she knows is Dae.

I still get all fucked up during the shooting episode of greys. I’ve seen it a hundred times and it still makes me bawl.

Made onion gravy for the first time today. Life changer.

If anyone needs me I’ll be driving around listening to First Burn, Burn, and Congratulations in that order and screaming until I feel better.

If you’re a person like me who struggles with teeth maintenance, I cannot recommend an electric toothbrush/waterpik enough. It may not seem like much, but just the fact that it feels like less work is a lifted weight.

“Just cuz your mama baked you, don’t mean other men don’t wanna see the oven” WALTON PLEASE 😭

Happy Mother’s Day you old-man-fucking bastards 💕

Polaroid by Don Rodan 1978

Something, something, Charon does night patrols in his undies, send post.

Watching the sopranos for the first time w bden, and am realizing that my entire childhood was just backwoods mobshit. Hilarious. Insane.

🥀 she’s here! 🥀

✨ hot ghoul summer ✨

Feels good to be writing again. Feels bad that I don’t leave my house; perhaps developing a small amount of agoraphobia. Very fun. Very cool. But on the bright side: art production! Expect nonsense!

Talking to my husband about my ghoulfucker behavior

four local kids got killed earlier this week when someone ran into their daycare center. Two of them were best friends 😭 my heart hurts 💔

Say what you want ab TS, but the line “dancing phantoms on the terrace/ are they secondhand embarrassed/ that I can’t get out of bed/ cause something counterfeit’s dead?” Is the most brutal shit I’ve ever heard

Vault-suit? No, no, I said he’s the Vault-Slu—

Writing a fallout dnd campaign. Am I intentionally making a romanceable companion that’s a ghoul bc I want to [redacted] them? Yes. No. Maybe. Yes.

I neeeeeed to hear Rafa’s isolated vocals for One More Hour. For science.

First bathroom tornado gathering as a family

For the day crowd… (4pt thread)

Have some character jabbering, icymi on tmblr 1/2

@ mfs who bought the limited press of the nicole dollenganger albums and are now selling them for $800+ online: I hope you stub your toe. I hope you step in dog piss while wearing socks every third day of the week. I hope your skin breaks out. I hope you trip face first into a pile of cow shit.

If anyones still there and wants to see idly into my life, I’m currently under rebrand on tumbl @ hauntedhoneymoonmotel

So, I’ve been idly picking at some characters of mine since I’ve decided to be a SAHM (which, despite all my years of saying that would never be me, I’ve found it to be fulfilling!) and I just wanted to take a second here to jabber on!