Doing well 🤣🤣

Reach PLC doing a great job at local journalism. This is the Mayor of Bath... 🫠 #exeter #devon

Scott Mills? Nooooo. C'mon. Now what?

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

"You once slaughtered eels on Alan Shearer's fields" Genius #lastonelaughing2 #tvthreads

I vary myself between here and Threads. I can’t start to say how sick I am of adverts. I like the fact bs has no ads yet, unlike IG and now Threads. Hope it stays like this.

Can't believe Claudia Winkelman got her own show. I thought she only had fringe appeal. #oneliner

Open up

Well #insidethemanosphere is just harrowing

#rant I love my dog but boy has he been tedious 😬

What the hell is it with everything having to contain protein? Surely everything that used to contain protein still does? Can't be good for your kidneys if you have kidney issues 🫠

If I have a painting and decorating company I'm going to call it Tin Pot Decorators #pun

Orcombe Point in #Exmouth #beach #Devon - misty afternoon with the dog. This end of the beach is much easier to walk if you are less mobile. Sad to see so much sand has washed away but it's fascinating to see the new rock formations which have been uncovered.

Us: hey dog, fancy a walk on the beach? Dog: oh my god yes, I love the beach it is my favourite place in the world ever. Us: on the way we have to go through a shop and get something. Dog:

No. Cat yes. The rest of it. No. #fryup #foodsky

For the 29th tike today the dog has decided he wants to go out. I think a fox has trotted past the back gate. I have set up some cheese cold smoking so I'm not just standing in the middle of the communal area like a lemon.

For the 28th effing time today the dog has declared he wants to go out.

Fear not, I found my insults folder.

Years ago, on X (hush in the back), I was lucky to be followed by @pickardje.bsky.social who picked me as a result of a tweet. I was very happy that this had happened but now I have moved to Bluesky I hope that he might follow me again in my bid to recreate a nice status quo like the one I had b4 :)

Is anyone else watching The Heat on #itv - what are your thoughts? #tvthreads

True.

Found this I took a couple of years ago in the archives. #exmouth #blackandwhitephotography #bnw #devon

I wrote a small thought about Zukis in Exeter. I'm still getting the hang of Substack, not entirely convinced. open.substack.com/pub/foo404/p...

Twat.

Fancy seeing a bunch of people losing their minds in outrage over tourette syndrome and blatantly not understanding how it works? Threads is definitely the place to be for that #calmdown

Despite the fatigue, we got out to be rewarded with this gorgeous #sunset 🌇 #devon

Well three hours sleep and a big dose of steroids is making things fun 😬🙃

Me after my first mega dose of prednisolone 🙃

Found my first Reform Troll on Reddit accusing someone of having Reform Derangement Syndrome or RDS as they abbreviated it.

Dog: Human, I want biscuits. Human: *spreads them on the floor as per the mandatory method* Dog: No I want the biscuits in the bag Human: They're the same biscuits Dog: No they're not. I want those ones. Human: 🤦‍♂️ #dogsofbluesky

Just walking the dog. Thought I was telling him to wait. Instead I said 'Alexa, STOP!' My dog's name is not Alexa 🙃

I'm firing up my trusty old Windows XP IBM - I've pretty much had it with modern windows machines. I need some alone time spent with a defragging screen and an enthusiastic paperclip.

Thought I'd try out Uber Eats. Currently watching our food go on a guided tour of Exeter 🫠

This is my review of #ZephyrBurgers in #Plymouth. It took me 🦆ing ages to put together #burgersky - managed to lose two subscribers as a result 🫠 diningdevon.com/2026/02/10/z...

"If that's poison, I don't want an anecdote" - BBC Winter Olympics coverage #winterolympics

Nice when a familiar name pops up in research - I'm looking into pre-Instagram food bloggers who are still going like myself @kavey.bsky.social

I'm on floor duty tonight. Tonight's toy de soir is the Orange Ball which is eternally getting stuck under the sideboard 🙃

On #worldcancerday

On this World Cancer Day 2026 thinking of those affected by cancer - current warriors, survivors & those lost. We are united by unique & my support for better treatments, improved cancer research & willing you on in your resilience continues & will never waver. Fuck cancer! ❤️

Heading down to #plymouth for my planning scans. #gwr fully gives disabled people with mobility issues the middle finger. Lifts not working at Exeter St David's OR Dawlish. I know @steveracemp.bsky.social is on the case but it genuinely is atrocious there seems to be no publicised contingency plan.

If you're an #exeter follower who follows my Exeter Bluesky feed, I've made some improvements to the code so it should be more relevant. In the same stroke I've managed to fubar the Devon UK feed, but given it's already a bit broken it doesn't matter too much. bsky.app/profile/did:...

Testing testing #exeter #exmouth

I feel like I will be operating at this level today.

If you’re going to climb up a hill, always make sure that there is a pub at the bottom 😋

My brain has officially short-circuited. I woke up from a dream where Trump played the part of my mother-in-law, which is a fairly loud hint that I need to delete every news app I own 😶

After bad news from my MRI scan (activity in two brain mets) I decided on a trip to a garden centre. Somerset Pork Casserole for £13.50 was pretty decent. Definitely better than their pasties or anything fried.

Things I've been blocked over: #45 Posting a reduced turkey leg or possibly eating a KFC back in June.

I managed to perch on the end...

Apparently Jeff Bezos has a chin 🙃

Met Dean for lunch at #TheTurksHeadExeter for beef brisket sandos. It was verging on 'meh' but the brisket was nice. £11 was acceptable, staff were nice and it came quickly. #foodsky