if i were a tiny little fairy i would sleep in a broadbean jacket on the daily

i think it's [REDACTED]phobic to assume that all [REDACTED]s are good at The Arts because they're [REDACTED]s

i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse

i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse

RIP guys stuck in iron lungs. You would have loved mid era twitter

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

i love columbo. it's a cosy detective howcatchem with the most effectively horrifying soundtracks known to man. it's. terrific.

heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning you heard it here first rat boy summer is on the way MY TIME TO SHINE

describing public parks in 1893:

me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET

yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey

it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time

"there was no autism in our day" ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today

alpha bottom genes is this anything

"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm

there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom

"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude

we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹

gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

it wasn't (just) asthma but i'm finding it strange that i've been truly unwell three times in two months merely a day after spending a few hours at the seaside am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?

in the musical Mame, there's a song called The Man in the Moon and it's about a female astronomer who makes a universe shattering discovery. The man in the moon is a lady. A lady with lipstick and curls. i like to think that's what this quote is referring to

pretty fucking scary that spending three hours, indoors, near the beach, triggers my otherwise dormant asthma so badly that I have to pick up an inhaler I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom

frank pangallo retire bitch

for sale: baby coffin, never used

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

my class theory is simple: there are the pumpin'poleteriat (unaware and useless tops), the holeteriat (hard working labour exploited bottoms) and, as always, the bourgeoisie (filthy redolent heterosexuals)

city traffic and parking fucked around the rally and absolutely normal before and after because the racist chuds are strict isolationists

years of community media journalism which is similar because i'm doing it for the love of the game and complete inability to grift

can we get a "mark you're very brave for going on the roof" please

i wish i had the audacity of disney in 1996 to say "yeah, we can do les mis with hugo's other book"

i'm increasingly seeing the three Rs of conservation not include reduce at all? what's up with that (i know what's up with that but wtf)

if we still had the COMMONS this wouldn't be a PROBLEM

horrifying concept: p f tompkins cast in a wes anderson film but forced to shave his moustache

wow i'm so glad the extremely difficult exhibition is over, it's going to be nice to finally get some rest and relaxation and it's not going to result in me getting sick for the first time in six months

big fan of being two days off of filling my six month prescription in a six month period that has two less days. gaslit by the sliding definition of six months

denying online shoppers from the A Little Treat At The Shops is one of the many ways online shopping is evil

you heard the man

My close friend died suddenly last week. It was a shock and is really awful. She's was a writer and a poet and an artist and a disability advocate and a punk and a hater and friend and a mother to her cat and a comedian and partner to Leong Funerals are expensive www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...

men will literally pass through a plate gate and connect a colossal continent to the chiral network instead of going to therapy

catholic jesus: i'm the real jesus protestant jesus: no, i'm the real jesus! me, swinging my gun wildly: tell me something only the REAL jesus would know

not to be a gamer but i love how expedition 33 feels like a lost odyssey sequel

finding out who's in egg mode using the death note

putting on porsche engine sounds and putting the heating on to roleplay what it's like to be a ruined millionaire whose old money wife is about to divorce him (she's getting everything)

i can believe gustave is a straight character because he looks old for 32

AI summaries bring the joy of the mansplaining experience to all genders! (had a woman shove her phone in my face showing me where something vaguely related to my job could be)

me, an avid Cats hater: they did my girl Grizabella dirty by putting in Victoria as an audience cipher. you don't deserve this Grizabella

if it wasn't such a time investment i would read moby dick again what a silly silly book. god ishmael is a moron