thoughts about the brand new Adelaide Aquatic Centre - 16 showers and 4 access showers is only two more than Unley??????? - one bench in the change rooms? with eight pegs? you're not private!!! - no filter tap to refill water? only water fountains? - no spin dryer for swimwear?

what i say: i'm a shy pee-er what i mean: if i don't SEE how many men don't wash their hands properly while I'm im the toilet, my fantasy of a safe world can continue

somehow making the same typo when I mean to type him: ✨hime✨ (✿◠‿◠)

you a misandrist, speaking from an emotional place: men are disgusting me, woke, speaking from the experience of seeing men not wash their hands in the toilets: men are disgusting

i think the reason why i like Keith so much is because australia is REALLY good at creating these post-high school jam bands that are actually great at making pop music supporting them long term however...

Some reflections on Adelaide Writers' Week from this Adelaide writer. Deep disappointment all round, and some big questions: www.indailysa.com.au/news/opinion...

wow i can't believe jordan firstm*n said that about heated rivalry. it's VERY realistic sex and in fact every time i've ever had sex either i OR the guy i'm with has busted hands free, ESPECIALLY if either of us lack experience

maybe i'm Too Online but while heated rivalry is fun, being in literature forums where the ONLY celebrated stories are happy ending romance means i have no capacity to fujo out

gay culture is mostly about watching absolute trash (complimentary, cult, good) and then having to watch absolute trash (critically lauded, popular, bad)

It's funny how so many North American gays I know will remark how they're self-conscious about their gay voice, but to Australians most North American accents sound gay

i'm relieved to hear that mr tarzia has made the decision to leave politics and get back to what he loves: shaking his fist angrily at the supernatural

if i were a tiny little fairy i would sleep in a broadbean jacket on the daily

i think it's [REDACTED]phobic to assume that all [REDACTED]s are good at The Arts because they're [REDACTED]s

i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse

i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse

RIP guys stuck in iron lungs. You would have loved mid era twitter

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

i love columbo. it's a cosy detective howcatchem with the most effectively horrifying soundtracks known to man. it's. terrific.

heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning you heard it here first rat boy summer is on the way MY TIME TO SHINE

describing public parks in 1893:

me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET

yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey

it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time

"there was no autism in our day" ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today

alpha bottom genes is this anything

"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm

there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom

"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude

we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹

gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

it wasn't (just) asthma but i'm finding it strange that i've been truly unwell three times in two months merely a day after spending a few hours at the seaside am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?

in the musical Mame, there's a song called The Man in the Moon and it's about a female astronomer who makes a universe shattering discovery. The man in the moon is a lady. A lady with lipstick and curls. i like to think that's what this quote is referring to

pretty fucking scary that spending three hours, indoors, near the beach, triggers my otherwise dormant asthma so badly that I have to pick up an inhaler I don't think it's particularly conspiracy minded to say the state government is underplaying the algal bloom

frank pangallo retire bitch

for sale: baby coffin, never used

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

my class theory is simple: there are the pumpin'poleteriat (unaware and useless tops), the holeteriat (hard working labour exploited bottoms) and, as always, the bourgeoisie (filthy redolent heterosexuals)

city traffic and parking fucked around the rally and absolutely normal before and after because the racist chuds are strict isolationists

years of community media journalism which is similar because i'm doing it for the love of the game and complete inability to grift

can we get a "mark you're very brave for going on the roof" please

i wish i had the audacity of disney in 1996 to say "yeah, we can do les mis with hugo's other book"

i'm increasingly seeing the three Rs of conservation not include reduce at all? what's up with that (i know what's up with that but wtf)

if we still had the COMMONS this wouldn't be a PROBLEM

horrifying concept: p f tompkins cast in a wes anderson film but forced to shave his moustache

wow i'm so glad the extremely difficult exhibition is over, it's going to be nice to finally get some rest and relaxation and it's not going to result in me getting sick for the first time in six months

big fan of being two days off of filling my six month prescription in a six month period that has two less days. gaslit by the sliding definition of six months

denying online shoppers from the A Little Treat At The Shops is one of the many ways online shopping is evil

you heard the man

My close friend died suddenly last week. It was a shock and is really awful. She's was a writer and a poet and an artist and a disability advocate and a punk and a hater and friend and a mother to her cat and a comedian and partner to Leong Funerals are expensive www.gofundme.com/f/in-memory-...