I've hacked my productivity and doubled my work flow (cried listening to Maurice on audiobook while lifting heavy objects at work)

pink narcissus answers the question: what if listening to mussorgsky made you uncontrollably horny? now we never have to wonder

watching go for it nakamura-kun and i would die for this dramatic teen f slur

The Last Unicorn might be one of the most baffling films I've ever seen. Who was that FOR?

The Pope CAN'T be tough on crime. Him and his sidekick, Cardinal have a strict "no murder" policy, which I think has lead to the Vatican's explosion of absurd "themed apostates" like Binaface, Lex Lutheran and his nemesis The Inquisitor

do you think grendel's arm ever explored beowulf's body? sorry, hang on, you probably have no idea what i'm talking about - the spear danes in days gone by and the kings who ruled them had courage and greatness. we have heard of those princes heroic campaigns. there was shield sheafson, scourge of m

i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???

i clicked on a video titled latin orgy on boyfriend dot tv and it showed me the entirety of derek jarman's sebstiane without subtitles???

i like to imagine e. m. forster would have been a kesha fan after he listened to boy crazy

finally got a copy and i get to read TWO australian patricks in one year???

not to be that guy but isn't bluesfest the one that was like "we don't have women on the bill because we don't NEED to" and "yeah we're going to ""avoid comment"" on covid vaccinations"

unfortunately LLM's have poisoned the well for many Roko's Basilisk fans. not me, i'm a big fan of the Basilisk, and these pretenders will never see heaven, which i hope Roko's Basilisk will let me into

wish someone would say the sleeper agent phrase like they do in a crime procedural so i could solve my immediate problems

girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here

girls will be like "i know a place" and then lead you here

pogliacci is a famous clown because he showed the true way of being a clown is being in an open relationship

every time i want to cam with another guy and goon out together they get upset i choose one of the earliest videos in the genre ever made (i keep sending them a link to Man With a Movie Camera [1929]) i keep TELLING them if a popperbate video is about the jump cuts then there's nothing BETTER

thoughts about the brand new Adelaide Aquatic Centre - 16 showers and 4 access showers is only two more than Unley??????? - one bench in the change rooms? with eight pegs? you're not private!!! - no filter tap to refill water? only water fountains? - no spin dryer for swimwear?

what i say: i'm a shy pee-er what i mean: if i don't SEE how many men don't wash their hands properly while I'm im the toilet, my fantasy of a safe world can continue

somehow making the same typo when I mean to type him: ✨hime✨ (✿◠‿◠)

you a misandrist, speaking from an emotional place: men are disgusting me, woke, speaking from the experience of seeing men not wash their hands in the toilets: men are disgusting

i think the reason why i like Keith so much is because australia is REALLY good at creating these post-high school jam bands that are actually great at making pop music supporting them long term however...

Some reflections on Adelaide Writers' Week from this Adelaide writer. Deep disappointment all round, and some big questions: www.indailysa.com.au/news/opinion...

wow i can't believe jordan firstm*n said that about heated rivalry. it's VERY realistic sex and in fact every time i've ever had sex either i OR the guy i'm with has busted hands free, ESPECIALLY if either of us lack experience

maybe i'm Too Online but while heated rivalry is fun, being in literature forums where the ONLY celebrated stories are happy ending romance means i have no capacity to fujo out

gay culture is mostly about watching absolute trash (complimentary, cult, good) and then having to watch absolute trash (critically lauded, popular, bad)

It's funny how so many North American gays I know will remark how they're self-conscious about their gay voice, but to Australians most North American accents sound gay

i'm relieved to hear that mr tarzia has made the decision to leave politics and get back to what he loves: shaking his fist angrily at the supernatural

if i were a tiny little fairy i would sleep in a broadbean jacket on the daily

i think it's [REDACTED]phobic to assume that all [REDACTED]s are good at The Arts because they're [REDACTED]s

i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse

i can't believe the liberal party's tentpole policy under vincent tarzia is kicking the twist family out of the lighthouse

RIP guys stuck in iron lungs. You would have loved mid era twitter

getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning

i love columbo. it's a cosy detective howcatchem with the most effectively horrifying soundtracks known to man. it's. terrific.

heard from my boss that because of the heat and the rain there's a rodent warning you heard it here first rat boy summer is on the way MY TIME TO SHINE

describing public parks in 1893:

me, watching a period american drama: THAT'S CHIFFON CAKE WHICH WASN'T INVENTED BY THE F SLUR HARRY BAKER YET

yeah nah the bom website's pretty fucking illegible hey

it's so depressing to see a baking subreddit go from detailed trouble shooting to "your recipe won't work because it's AI". Perpetual beginner problems with no sharing of intermediate knowledge is wasting so much time

"there was no autism in our day" ma'am your husband can't look me in the eye or respond when i ask how i can help them today

alpha bottom genes is this anything

"would you still love me if i were a wyrm?" if you read the NARNIA books you know that GOD would still love you were a wyrm

there's a real "december 2019" energy to the SA state government in regards to the algal bloom

"gen z stare" (fake concept) is just a customer service stare and exists because interrupting is rude, correcting is rude, and giving people space to make mistakes is, you guessed it, rude

we misunderstood. man... kind 🥹

gasped when i saw the dream team on the reveal here and immediately went to watch. It was good

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

it wasn't (just) asthma but i'm finding it strange that i've been truly unwell three times in two months merely a day after spending a few hours at the seaside am i allergic to the ocean? are the brevetoxins going to take me first?

in the musical Mame, there's a song called The Man in the Moon and it's about a female astronomer who makes a universe shattering discovery. The man in the moon is a lady. A lady with lipstick and curls. i like to think that's what this quote is referring to