Starting to think he’s just trolling at some post Andy Kaufman level.

Tonight I will file for an extension. I will file casually. I will file all nonchalant

You don’t cut the wires in a car that doesn’t run

Oklahoma has clung to a boom/bust economy over oil since forever, while the wind oustide today could blow a pirate ship down the NW Expressway

Since it’s apparently another State of the union tonight youtu.be/NkHr3ZiYza0?...

You can’t choose which world of shit you’re born into, but you CAN choose how to live in it. You can’t even choose what shit goes through your head, but you can choose what you do. No matter how hopeless it seems or how helpless you feel, this is ALWAYS true.

Wow. These tamales taste mostly like nothing, but with a hint of the way the lawn and garden dept. at Lowe’s smells, and a strong burning in my mouth aftertaste.

They know we can say “Abolish ICE” and “Release the Epstein files” in the same breath, right?

TODAY, Friday January 23rd, 2026: We are ALL residents of Minnesota. We ALL want #ICE_OutForGOOD 🚫 🧊 Also: #ICE_OUT4ReneeGood 💔

Gov’t had to wait cause Prince would’ve put a stop to this shit without breaking a heel. ☔️💜

Oh GOODY! Once again, its time for Apple to blindfold its customers and re-arrange all the furniture! NEW FEATURES!

No: I’m not surprised regarding crickets from the “don’t tread on me” crowd. Many of them probably JOINED ICE and fail to see the irony at all.

Dumbest question of the century: wHaT aR We GoNna rEpLaCe ICE with? bridges, roads, schools, health care including MENTAL health care for way too many of us. Even if we blew it all on a giant Steve Martin center for banjoing and other randomness it’d be BETTER.

1.Obviously Venezuela is not about drugs, unless you count oil. The one time I agreed with Dubya is when he said “America is addicted”. 2. If only we could arrest powerful pedophiles as swiftly.

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Should’ve invested more than just my tax dollars in black ink

I’ve had “This Kiss” by Faith Hill stuck in my head all week, and if it continues much longer, I’m calling my lawyer.

America: Giant, tightly-knit communities full of rugged individualists

Gift that hard-to-gift person some music lessons.

“Destroy the economy” Translation: Eliminate a completely useless, utterly corrupted upper class

When democrats “cave in” to republicans over and over, issue after issue, time and again, it’s not “caving in”. It’s collusion. It’s service to big donors.

I keep trying to participate here, but its all followers and no engagement

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?

Telling New Yorkers you aren’t going to come visit is like telling me that solicitors are never coming to my door in the morning again.

Not sure what dinner’s going to be tonight, but the appetizer is definitely bacon, cashews, and chocolate

Oh wow

No kid should ever have to protest or advocate for their friends’ basic humanity. But they’re standing up at No Kings anyway.

Just occurred to me that I’ve taken a lot of ibuprofen throughout my life and not once have I carried a child to term

The only victims at the ICE facility in Dallas were detainees. 1200 people who were held at Alligator Alcatraz ARE STILL VANISHED INTO THIN AIR. The federal government keeps pushing false narratives to their benefit. Open your eyes, America. 🆘🇺🇸

If a government tells you that you can’t call it authoritarian, it’s authoritarian.

I am proud to be born a Muslim. I am proud to be born in Somalia. I am proud to have become an American. None of you can change that no matter how much you rage tweet. Drink some water and touch grass.

When they hit The Daily Show, WE MARCH

The wealthy have laid a gun on the ground before us and said, “Pick it up”.

youtu.be/7cZrsHawwUs?... Like. Share. Subscribe. Make a playlist. Invite friends over for tea and little cakes.

Burgers and naps expected to continue through Monday.

They think we don’t get it, but if I saw cans of “minced June bug on a bed of lint” in the CAT food isle, I’d buy a case, knowing mine would actually eat it. “Moth and aged bread crumb”…you get the idea.

Starting to believe “gored to death” is an actual thing

South Park destroying both the Fauxmmander in thief and WTF “Paramount” is this week is just what I needed.

Yes, Superman is “woke”. Always was. Yes, so am I. Come sit at the cool table.

In the 70s many rock bands recorded disco, but the only metal band in the 80s to record a disco single was Metallica with “Blackened”.

Shut up and go back to producing and consuming goods for us, morons, I mean, friends

MY brand new tradition of ordering as much Mexican food from my favorite locally owned family restaurant as I can eat through July 4th is proving to be a decent idea. Until everyone involved can take a day off and celebrate freedom from tyranny, the carbs help.

If it’s illegal for orange tator to bomb Iran, why is it POSSIBLE for orange tator to bomb Iran?

Stuck in my head and driving me nuts the last few days. Hard to find, with the strong Alan Parsons vibe it has,it threw me off. Especially since I never know the lyrics to any song. Lindsay Buckingham on sped-up guitar and Christie McVie backing vocals. 1977. youtu.be/85LSmnSFe1A?...

Normally I’m your guy for music trivia, but if the game was “Dan Fogelberg or Jackson Browne”, I’d be flippin’ a coin.

Get. Money. Out. Of. Politics.

Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife. While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE. This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.