Some vacation your having there, human

Not at work face

Only Tueaday?

I need a moment

Friday

Burning a CD to prove how old I am.

Is my Wednesday toupee straight?

Monday, again

Drinking coffee and enjoying the morning view of peace

Been single since 2019, the best decision I ever made.

What does it mean when your ex-spouse celebrates her new boyfriend and her anniversary on the same day as your wedding anniversary?

@every-topps-card.bsky.social gimme a pack please

Maybe if I stopped eating so many plums, my ass would feel peachy.

He is INSANE.

Work breakfast

If you're single on Valentines day, do you light candles to have your Healthy Choice microwave meal and Lantus injection?

Sunday, and 1992 Upper Deck #cardsky #UpperDeck

Getting closer to finishing some '80s sets thanks to @cjohns815tn.bsky.social and learning some stuff too -- like there were 2 Dave Stapletons! #cardsky nightowlcards.blogspot.com/2026/02/ca-1...

Ya'll I finally have electricity!

Day 11, no electricity. Guess im Amish now

Been saying the same message for days. I just want to have my sanity back.

Day 10, still no electricity

I STILL DO NOT HAVE ELECTRICITY!!!!!!! DAY 9

Day 6 without electricity. A pioneer origins story.

Day 5 without electricity. Thank goodness I have a natural gas water heater. Hot shower is only thing that has kept me sane.

oh, i'm a hunter alright!!!

Yep, it's Tuesday

My first colonoscpy is in 2026, so there's that.

That time I screwed up and almost got fired.

Anyone else enjoy watching someone shuck ears on Cornhub?

The best part about not putting up Christmas decorations is putting them away on the day after.

Cookies aren't the only things getting baked, am I right?

Me at work today, awaiting 1pm.

I got lot of problems with you people...

My grandkitten

Holiday cheer to thee

Christmas Cat

On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me A garden gnome wearing a hoodie

What time is dinner? #caturday

Breaking: Mike Yastrzemski agrees to Braves deal. 2 years, plus option $23M.

The Red Baron and I are flying high while munching on cheese pizza.

What a turkey!

When in doubt, whip it out. *the turkey to let it defrost.

It's canned cranberry sauce, Charlie Brown

Putting on my Captain's hat to pass the gravy boat across the table

What beverage pairs best with Thanksgiving peanut-butter and jelly sandwich and why is it 25oz of Busch Light?

What's up with this green bean crapperole?

This Thanksgiving meal looks great, please pass the Epstein Files.

Seriously? Only Tuesday?

Im going all out on Thanksgiving this year. Gonna buy name brand peanutbutter and jelly and name brand chips!