"I could burn this courthouse to the ground and they'd still be eating butterscotch out of my hand." No sophomore slump in sight for #Matlock's second season. Kathy Bates is on fire!

I got a chance to join the always amazing @joelipsett.bsky.social and @tracedthurman.bsky.social to chat cotton candy cocoons, popcorn bazookas and all things KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE on this week’s @horrorqueers.bsky.social! So dodge those suspicious balloons, have a listen and enjoy! 🛸 🤡 🍿

"Yeah! She's got two beautiful roommates! With big BOOBS!" That line will never cease to make me laugh. 😂

Who was responsible for marketing #KissOfTheSpiderWoman and have they been fired yet? This thing came out LAST WEEK.

This year at Episodic Medium, @mousterpiece.bsky.social is going to keep tabs on two of CBS’ procedurals as they navigate breathing life into a historical form. His first ElsLock review is up now:

Man, I missed Sigourney Beaver. #BouletBros #Dragula

After last night’s #TerrorTuesday screening of #Species, it makes perfect sense that I’d make tonight’s #WeirdWednesday a screening of the much-maligned #SpeciesII because it’s better than the original. Well, maybe not “better,” but gorier, sleazier and sexier. 💅

SHIVERS is such a fantastic debut feature. I would expect nothing less from Cronenberg!

Gotta love a cheeky marketing campaign. 😏 #BoneLake

Screening #Species for #TerrorTuesday tonight, in which the dumbest human beings ever written for the silver screen chase a sex alien around Los Angeles for nearly 2 hours. It’s a sleazy B-movie with an A-list cast (2 Oscar winners!) and a decent budget ($35 million). What’s not to like? 👽 🐍

Given what we know about it (i.e., that there are no human characters in it), I honestly don't see a problem with #PredatorBadlands getting a PG-13 rating. The MPA only cares if the blood & gore is red and from a human body. They don't give 2 shits about non-red blood from fictional creatures.

Welp, I watched #HellHouseLLCLineage and it's even worse than I feared. I'm a huge fan of this franchise (save for 3....and now 5), but this is a colossal misfire. What a shame.

There’s a reason why we’re covering this on Patreon this month

In theaters this weekend is the diabolically entertaining #BoneLake. This was one of my faves out of #FantasticFest last year, and that explosive climax is well worth the wait after all that edging. 😏

Let's goooooooooooooo

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You're not anybody in America unless you're on TV, right?

If this gets the already-written 3rd season of the cancelled-too-soon #Schmigadoon greenlit, then I'm all for it.

I found #Him exhausting, and not in a good way.

THE RULES OF ATTRACTION, man. 😂 What a movie! And so grateful to Brooke and Jordan for having us on to discuss *this* movie that totally played no part in my queer coming of age. 😒

Still one of the funniest parts of Cronenberg's #Shivers

I wasn't as low on THE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 1 as most of my peers were. I still didn't think it was *good*, but it had me intrigued for whatever Chapter 2 would hold (which apparently isn't much, but stay tuned for my thoughts on that...)

Offended that I wasn’t asked to contribute to this but happy it’s happening nonetheless!

Have I made a terrible mistake? 😂 #NowWatching #FuckMySon at #FantasticFest

Welp, believe the hype because #Obsession just became my best of #FantasticFest so far. This "be careful what you wish for" tale cements writer/director Curry Barker as a talent to watch out for (and proves that Milk & Serial wasn't a fluke). Inde Navarette is a star.

#CrazyOldLady: What if Danny DeVito directed Misery? Toes the exploitation line a bit and doesn’t play it safe. Certainly won’t be for everyone, but it *was* for me. #FantasticFest

#BlackPhone2: Takes *way* too long to get going and is simultaneously too much 'A Nightmare on Elm Street" and not enough NOES (I wavered between "homage" and "ripoff" with each passing scene), but it's unabashedly weird, has some gnarly gore and really creative camera work. #FantasticFest (cont'd)

In his introduction for the #FantasticFest premiere of his new film #Primate, 47 METERS DOWN and THE STRANGERS: PREY AT NIGHT director Johannes Roberts said “I’m sorry for #ResidentEvil” and I have *so* many questions for him because the floodgates have opened.

God damn. Holy shit. Just caught an advance screening of Johannes Roberts’ PRIMATE at Fantastic Fest. This movie will rip your face off and ask if you want seconds.

Oh man, Johannes Roberts’ #Primate is a hoot. Basically #Cujo but with a chimp instead of a dog and a pool instead of a car. GREAT gore effects. Great fun. In theaters January! #FantasticFest

I’v got to be up at 5am for a flight tomorrow morning, but I can’t skip out on seeing THE #Dredd on the big screen IN 3D! #WeirdWednesday

I’v got to be up at 5am for a flight tomorrow morning, but I can’t skip out on seeing THE #Dredd on the big screen IN 3D! #WeirdWednesday

Love love LOVE #TheBirds and don't quite understand he hate that Melanie Daniels (or Tippi Hedren) get. I love this character! #JusticeForAnnie

Screening the second best #ChildsPlay sequel for #TerrorTuesday tonight (first is Bride, obviously). #ChildsPlay2

I genuinely love that Christa Miller has made a career playing "that bitch" in many of her husband's TV shows. #Scrubs #CougarTown #Shrinking Btw I binged all of Shrinking this past weekend and looooooooved it so much.

The new ruler of the universe has had enough of your nonsense.

Honestly forgot that THE BIRDS starts out like a rom-com and I enjoyed the first hour of it WAY more than I ever did as a kid.

I find it *really* hard to believe that all the people saying they're going to stop watching #Hacks because of Hannah Einbinder's Emmy acceptance speech actually watch HACKS.

Matlock returns!!!!

I can hear this image

Watched the pilot of #TheStudio last night and wound up watching 7 of its 10 eps. All the performers are excellent (could do with a LOT more Catherine O’Hara, though), but Chase Sui Wonders has really been great. Ep 5’s “The War” gave her some A+ material as she went toe-to-toe with Ike Barinholtz.

Everything I see for #ResidentEvilRequiem has me so excited! Loving the look of this game.

"John Waters' trashterpiece is just as hilarious today as it was almost 50 years ago. Just bring your pearls with you in case you need to clutch them." – @tracedthurman.bsky.social, Horror Queers Podcast FEMALE TROUBLE is showing Fri/Sat at midnight!

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By far the *most* divisive film I’ve screened so far. Many, many, many discussions were had in the lobby afterwards.

Been a rough day, so why not kick back, relax and watch James Spader and Holly Hunter get turned on by and fuck in/around car crashes for an hour and a half? #Crash #WeirdWednesday

It's my 2nd year programming/hosting the @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social's #DismemberTheAlamo (Denver Edition) and tickets are nearly sold out! Just 6 spots left in this mystery marathon of genre films. If you trust my judgment, join us on Saturday, October 25th at 4pm! drafthouse.com/denver/show/...

This was my first time revisiting #Akira since I had to watch it for a film class in college, and I must admit I find the whole thing a bit difficult to digest. I admire it, but I can't always say I "like" it, if that makes any sense?

Ready to scream screams of terror and cry tears of sadness at #TerrorTuesday tonight. 😱😭 #TheOrphanage

I don't drink during recording sessions (anymore), but I felt compelled to break out a bottle of wine for our 350th main feed episode. This turned out to be a mistake, as the slurs start happening in the last 20ish minutes 😅 It was nice to revisit #FromDuskTillDawn, though!