My friends: having babies, buying houses, getting 401(k)s Me: awaiting news of the status of Blue Jays catcher Alejandro Kirk's thumb with the intensity and fear of a medieval wife waiting for her husband to return from the crusades

Fascinating. Real-time tracker showing where Orion and crew are.

Okamoto, unsurprisingly, is a pretty polished player. #BlueJays

oof Up to Okamoto. #BlueJays

#BlueJays' damage-dealers coming up with ducks on the pond. Go time.

Springer getting untracked. #BlueJays

Cease doin' Cease things. #BlueJays

I expect Varsho to hit more than his share of bombs off lefties this year. Aaaaaand, there he goes oppo for a single. :D #BlueJays

Davis will earn some more AB if he can keep making plays like that. #BlueJays

Left wing politicians running a deficit: Profligate wastrel! Right wing politicians running a deficit: you see, it’s really the system’s fault…

Cease's mustache is no joke. #BlueJays

Game 2. #BlueJays The biggest FA signing in their history. Dylan Cease. LFG.

Athletics at Blue Jays, (J.Springs vs D.Cease) 3:07 pm ET, B-R Game Stat Sheet: https://www.baseball-reference.com/previews/2026/TOR202603280.shtml #getready

Dylan Cease makes his Blue Jays debut! #BlueJays50

SIX hits from the 789 hitters for the #BlueJays last night. This lineup is likely going to be very problematic for opponents this year. ⚾

I miss This Week in Baseball. Mel Allen. 🙂 That was back in the day where you couldn't even see all of your own team's games on tv.

The Dolphin Head Nebula is bubble-shaped and encompasses a Wolf–Rayet star. These stars are extremely large, hot, and bright. It's in a pre-supernova phase. 🤩 High-resolution: app.astrobin.com/i/kxi6j7 #astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #longexposure #eastcoastkin #photography

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Most strikeouts with no walks on Opening Day, since 1900: 2025 MacKenzie Gore: 13 1980 J.R. Richard: 13 1967 Bob Gibson: 13 2026 Kevin Gausman: 11 2024 Corbin Burnes: 11 2017 Madison Bumgarner: 11 1998 Mike Mussina: 11 Gausman, Gore, Burnes: only P with 10+ K, 0 BB & 1/0 H on OD in span

Amazing. This is why we've needed robo-umps for SO LONG!

Gimé embraced it 🤣 Kaz didn’t see it 😅 The first Water Dump is a DOUBLE!

One. #BlueJays

Ernie making things happen - AND THEN THE A'S DECIDE TO GIVE US SOME RUNS! #BlueJays

Kevin Gausman’s 10th strikeout sets a Blue Jays record for Opening Day

Teams seem to be FAR more conservative/strategic with their ABS challenges to start the year. Which makes sense. But I wonder how long that will last. #BlueJays #MLB #roboumps

Flashing leather on both ends after the homer! Kaz and Vladdy! #BlueJays

Meanwhile, the Sceptres are now down 2-0 to the Fleet. Every point is huge for the rest of the year. Gotta put in a better effort at home, even against Boston. #PWHL

This #BlueJays lineup sure feels WAY deeper than the one that started last year.

Down to about 500ish strikeouts pace now. Gausman is still well ahead of Nolan Ryan's 1973 season. #BlueJays

Dan Shulman is a treasure. Easily the best play-by-play man I've ever had the pleasure to listen to. #BlueJays

Prolly.

Check my math on this, but Kevin Gausman is on pace for about 800 strikeouts this year. #BlueJays

Let's play ball.

Athletics at Blue Jays, (L.Severino vs K.Gausman) 7:07 pm ET, B-R Game Stat Sheet: https://www.baseball-reference.com/previews/2026/TOR202603270.shtml #playball

50 years of #BlueJays baseball. Kinda just reminds me how old I am. I was a huge fan before we even had a team. Seven years of TERRIBLE teams. Then they turned a corner real hard. The late 80s belonged to them, and obviously the early 90s. Perennial favourites. And back-to-back WS we'll never forget

And we’re back baby! 💙⚾️ #letsgobluejays #baseballgirlies

I love Okamoto so much. He’s this hugely serious baseball nerd and I can’t wait to see him get immersed into Team Happy Vibes.

True, but not in the way he thinks.

We're so back, baybeeeee

LFG! ⚾

Game 1 of 162+ #BlueJays50

RT @PWHL_Toronto: Let's play ball! ⚾️ Good luck this season, @BlueJays! 💙

Listen, it's simple- Pints on the street outside the pub: unchic Pints in the pub: chic Making out for half an hour uninterrupted in the pub: unchic Making out for half an hour uninterrupted on the street outside of the pub: chic Too many of you have strayed from these core Marxist principles.

Today is the Blue Jays home opener and as good a time as any to share this truly wonderful baseball (and indeed life) advice from former Jay Mookie Wilson. Believe in yourselves folks.

Earlier this week, a team of scientists from the BASE experiment #AtCERN succeeded in transporting antiprotons in a truck across the Laboratory’s main site. Christian Smorra explains how the BASE-STEP portable antiproton trap captures and stores antiprotons.

Baseball will break your heart. ⚾

Shane Bieber & Jose Berrios will both be pitching off mounds this week per Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins.

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate! Hope springs eternal. ⚾️ #OpeningDay #Baseball #Let'sGo

Should we all reintroduce our baseball allegiances for a quick refresher? No explanation. 1) Toronto Blue Jays 2) Day games 3) Doubleheaders 4) The hit and run 5) APBA baseball 6) Bunting for basehits