MICHAEL looks like the most bog-standard hagiographic biopic, but it does have a cgi chimp in it

the (college-age) kids in ALL THAT HEAVEN ALLOWS getting mad that their mom wants to sell their house and saying "where are we going to live?" is so funny like, it's 1955, it costs exactly 17 dollars and a pack of gum to buy a house

i know that the modern era of microtransactions in games began very early in seventh-gen with the game industry largely following the itunes model (itself a reaction to the collapse of the music industry following the mp3 revolution), but it's funnier to say that epstein invented lootboxes

Varia -- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds

how it feels to go back and lower my letterboxd rating for a movie i actively talked up

bro they're using the kuleshov effect to show how connected we are across time and space

they're afraid of a 26 year old man getting his tumblr gifset on

finished resident evil 5 with jackson

ICE is now responsible for 66% of the homicides in Minneapolis this year.

halfway through the first season - taylor dearden get into contact with me i am willing and able to be your house husband

if we get three years in a row of Good Oscars then that's how i'll know that we're all gonna make it

me the nano-second i saw the quirky white woman in the pitt

Never Forget

i got like 20k retweets on a tweet once and it was the scariest thing that ever happened to me

i have finished the game

this is what it feels like to play kingdom hearts

i got too high and now i'm on the set of the dick cavett show

*talking to a couple* so which one of you is the jedediah leland and which one is the charles foster kane

looking at photos of my friends at magfest and getting mad that they're having fun without me

tiktok comments are so awesome

joseph cotten in THE MAGNIFICENT AMBERSONS with this dope smoking jacket

ACAB also unfortunately includes Mappy

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

started playing jade empire on the recommendation of a friend - bioware had to wait until edward said died to drop this because if he was alive he’d walk his ass to edmonton and tear those canadians apart with his bare hands

just found out that the neil diamond cover band christmas movie out in theaters has the tagline 'dream huge', presumably because MARTY SUPREME already took 'dream big'

2026 i'm living like this

here's my favorite stuff that came out this year

at the family christmas party wandering around distressed and confused like i'm in a terrence malick movie

merry christmas

just saw MARTY SUPREME

If you use Computer fuck you

AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH feels like getting concussed tua tagovailoa style and then hitting the crack pipe

Metroid - The Usual --- #samus #metroid #raisedbybirds

watching the special features on the criterion 4k of PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE - really did not expect to get a lore drop of paul chadwick doing the storyboards

me trying to get every drop of info on my friends creative projects

*bravely and with heroic intent* i did not play expedition 33

not to be that guy. but like. are we really closing with this

geoff's love of the muppets is maybe the most endearing quality about him

i don't really have a horse in this race but wasn't half the appeal of woman of tomorrow the incredibly colorful artwork

favorite messages i've sent on discord this year

started silent hill f, which features one of my favorite storytelling shorthands - the 'we clearly have a favorite child' photo