I saw my first swallow of the summer this morning! 😍🐦

This afternoon I left my phone at home and went to the beach with a book about nuns and a Chelsea bun and it was A++ do recommend 🌞

About 17 minutes until humans go further away from earth than they've ever been before

Happy Easter from me and the Easter biscuits! 🐰

i have no idea why im like this #默读

The moon is so bright tonight! You've got visitors coming your way, friend 🌝

NOT NOW DAVE

Did not read any of these, started rereading Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell instead 😅

This is gonna be so fun

In peak British news, I accidentally punched someone in Sainsbury's while gesturing wildly at the checkout and *she* apologised to *me*

Need to remind myself that she does, in fact, EXIST. This picture is REAL!!!!! #twice #jihyo

We went to the Seabrook crisps factory - never has there been a better day 🥔🥔🥔

I bought some sage & rosemary soap and have just now realised I'm going to smell like a roast chicken 🍗

Just raced another jogger and won (the other jogger did not know we were in a race 🏃‍♀️)

I'm on strike today for the first time ever! Essential picket supplies: a thermos and a pack of hot cross buns 🍵💪

real feminism is, and I cannot stress this enough, when women are free to be insane perverts

Months behind everyone else I'm finally watching heated rivalry and they... really did luck out with the chemistry between these two huh holy shit 🔥

An adorable #Roman shoe, made for a #baby too young to walk. The shoe imitates the footwear of Roman soldiers (caligae). The cut-out design would have shown off the kid’s socks! From Bordeaux, dating 1st/2nd AD. 📷 Bordeaux, Musée d’Aquitaine 🏺 #archaeology

I am going to be INCREDIBLY DARING tonight and go to bed without a hot water bottle 🥺

#MarchStash time!

What are you looking at? #鎮魂 #镇魂 #zhenhun #Guardian

This is super fun - I was lost by the 1200s

CANDIED PEEL IN HOT CROSS BUNS IS WHOLLY UNNECESSARY FIGHT ME

A friend's little daughter saw my Shen Wei & ZYL plushies this morning and was asking about them, and the best way I could think to describe Shen Wei when put on the spot by a six year-old was "a friendly demon" 😅

It being on his birthday is just... *chef's kiss*

hualian doodle for valentines <3 #hualian #tgcf #mern.draws

Running for the train while carrying a boiling hot cup of tea and a box of greggs potato wedges should be an olympic sport 💨

A friend just offered to put me on her n*w tv plan, so guess i'm watching Heated Rivalry 😄🏒

"It's a practical item" 🤣

This gentleman is my inspiration

In good news, a little one was born in Utah🦒 www.sltrib.com/news/2026/01...

IMPORTANT OLYMPIC NEWS: THE POLISH FIGURE SKATING TEAM HAS A PLUSH PIEROGI

Augh. Wahhhhh. Jingyan is sad this should be illegal! He misses! Xiao Shu!!! #SlippyRewatchesNIF

this is fine. i'm fine

For anyone looking for something truly wholesome to watch, allow me to recommend 99 year-old David Attenborough lying down in someone's garden talking about hedgehogs 🦔❤️

I went down onto the beach at 5pm and there was still a sliver of light in the sky. We've broken the back of winter - spring will come 🌷🪻🌅

The temperature is dropping... I just bought a new warm snuggly blanket... nesting can commence

A perfect winter day in the South Downs

THIS!!! 😍

Should be cleaning the flat before a friend arrives for Christmas but have somehow got sidetracked into eating stollen

Bingqiu Week: Day 1 - white lotus 🌼 "Shizun this disciple could use some hands-on instruction..." you just KNOW they did student/teacher roleplay in bed post-canon

Couldn't ask for a more beautiful winter day

It's reached the bit of winter that's mostly about eating satsumas and sneezing 🤧

I just saw Santa turning up Aldwych on a brewery dray and all the kids queuing outside the Lion King went nuts 😄🎅🏽

I'm down on the seafront and it's about 5ºC, dusk and windy. I just spotted an elegantly-dressed elderly lady sitting on a bench looking out to sea and eating an ice-cream 💚

they protec but they also attac 🔪 #art

I hugged so many friends today *and* rode a carousel 😍

This is actually so sweet, I had no idea the Trafalgar Square christmas tree was chosen by public vote 🎄

I woke up from a stress dream and thought, thank god that's over, then fell asleep again and went straight back into the same stress dream 😭

This completely innocuous post was labelled as "rude" (and so will have been hidden for a lot of people.) Bsky, what are you doing?!