Fittingly for the season, I've just been past a shop called Dracula's House (it sells Romanian groceries... or does it? 🩸)

I have five days off now THANK GOD 😵‍💫

I just briefly forgot Liz Truss' name and had to google "PM lettuce" to remind myself 🥬

(solemnly) You've had mail.

TINY MUFFIN ALERT 😭

Me and my tiny muscles are off to lift some weights 💪

I've just been for a run along the seafront in the gorgeous sunshine with a friend - I'm so happy I moved to the seaside!

Wow pretty 😍

You might see several artists mad about the bluesky policy update banning non-con, even artists who do not make that kind of material, and wonder why it's such a problem. If that's you, here is a quick breakdown: 🧵

Feels like the last day of summer

I just joined a union and it has 1.4 million members. That's... a lot of people 💪

In London, hate will never win.

If anyone in London hasn't yet been to see the entirely unexplained dead blue giant bride in the Somerset House courtyard, I recommend

Another day, another Ni Ni photoshoot I'm swooning over. Must be a day ending with 'y'

Normally I'm fine not owning a car, but then sometimes you end up staggering onto the bus back from ik*a carrying an entire table and regretting your life choices 😵‍💫

I hope he had a nice time in London while he was over 😍😍😍

At night, the lights on the wind turbines off the coast here blink red and they make me think of kaiju looming on the horizon

Seeing Z1L drinking some kind of costa beverage is weirdly surreal

I met a 77 year-old friend for coffee this morning - her grandchild has recently come out as enby and she was making a real effort to use they/them when talking about them, it was so sweet ❤️

Radio 1 just played thnks fr th mmrs and instant wave of intense bandom nostalgia omg 🥹

I'm doing good, I'm just not here much because I lost my mind for bts ☺️

NEW West African ancestry in #medieval England? 🏺 #Archaeology DNA analysis of two unrelated individuals from two seventh-century-AD cemeteries uncovers the first evidence for genetic connections between Britain and Africa during the Early Middle Ages. #AntiquityThread 1/10 🧵 📷 Lilian Ladle

Shirtless guy walking down the street wiping sweat from his armpits with a towel as he goes... yep, it's over 25⁰ in England 🫠

Holy shit you guys, Long-ge is gonna be at *Leicester Square* on 15th August?? That is like... so close to where I work 🤯

🇬🇧Jul 30 Weibo: Zhu Yilong will attend Dongji Rescue’s European premiere on Aug 15, 2025 at Odeon Luxe Leicester Square. Tickets available now at: www.skiddle.com/e/41269742 #ZhuYilong #朱一龍 #朱一龙 #东极岛 #DongjiRescue

Trying to be the change I want to see in the world by commissioning more #Guardian art, like Shen Wei biting his own wrist until it bleeds (with love). By the talented @ketsalkotta.bsky.social! #zhenhun #shenwei #weilan Check out posts about Guardian here: www.danmeidreams.com/tag/guardian/

Oh what a surprise.

Good news so far on d*scord - I've been kicked out of a couple of nsfw channels due to the age verification crap but can still send dms (and everything works fine with a VPN)

It's super interesting how different this is from the US poster. We get more peril, biplanes and no shirtless Z1L

I had a very wholesome omegaverse dream last night where I was part of a pack and it just involved a lot of scenting and cuddling 🐺

London ♥️

Sometimes self care is making roast potatoes

Istg someone on this train is eating mushy peas (yes, I am bound for the north)

Bai Yu's new drama looks as serious as heck (I feel like I may have to take notes) but also really epic and beautiful.

I just went to a friend's house and she's got a fridge with an ice dispenser and this is now my definition of having Made It 😂

Great news! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

/1 Jun 14 Weibo: Zhu Yilong at Shanghai International Film Festival 2025 #ZhuYilong #朱一龙 #朱一龍

Xiaolongbao, are we doing ok?

I found something sleeping within the walls of Caerffili castle

I was just in a Korean cafe and they started playing a track from the OST of the Devil Judge and I got very overexcited 😄

Nature is healing, the St James's Park pelicans are on parade

Me: Let's watch the new walking with dinosaurs, that will be soothing Sunday night viewing. The Beeb: Let's introduce the nation to this adorable baby triceratops who's about to meet a horrible fate. 😭

🐾🩸vampurrs🩸🐾

The situation has become impossible.

shared office

For #RomanRoadsFriday a section of the 'Via delle Gallie' in Donnas, Val d’Aosta, Italy. The wheel ruts are still visible. The arch was carved into the rock. The road that was built under Augustus. It began at Mediolanum, present-day Milan, and passed ...🧵1/2 🏺#archaeology

#KimTaeRi wins Best Actress at the #61stBaeksangArtsAwards for her performance in the tvN kdrama #JeongNyeon.

I just made myself eggy bread for the first time since about 1999 and it was v. good

*gibbers*