[Mimicking the into to Boom by Flight of the Concords.] Oh my God. Pope Leo's so woke. He's so flippin' woke. He's so woke he's making me Catholic.

The guitar solo in Geek U.S.A. youtu.be/8pSqPcq9Riw?...

These guys are so pathetic. The secret universal truth of hotness is this: If you think you are hot, congratulations, you are.

New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

Pleez bro

Zero bars Hot dogs McNaughton's Canadian Whiskey Boxed Mac and cheese, but leftover out of the fridge the day after Palmer's brand chocolates Freezer burnt ice cream (best if it got burnt in my now-deceased grandparents garage freezer) Devil dogs (chocolate frosted donut, white cream filling)

Billion dollar idea: An app that allows you to access, display, and manipulate some kind of information stored on a database. Oh, "It's been done," you say? Well here's where it gets Disruptive: Instead of only working intermittently, the app works every time the customer wants to use it.

My Anooralya Story, by Emily Kam Kngwarray, 1993, 📸 by @ishikasamant

The guy who plays Will Byers in Stranger things looks exactly like Armie Hammer. My wife is making fun of me for saying this, but she is wrong. They are indistinguishable. They cannot be distinguished.

Idea: The New Yorker, but the articles aren't overwritten.

My year in movies: I watched 85 movies this year.

I can't speak to Marty Supreme because I haven't seen it, but I too hate it when the entire premise it a movie is, "This guy's a huge piece of shit. Your gonna love him!"

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.

Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."

My 7 year old laughed and said, "that car is called a Dodge!" I never noticed that wordplay, and I've seen this 10 million times.

Incredibly wrong.

The subtext of this scene is subtle, but Old Man Marley and his son fell out over the mummy lab, and Marley is in fact attempting to lure Kevin into said lab. Most people don't pick up on this. youtu.be/LaP28N1xtqY?...

Eric Foner, in Second Founding (2019), notes that the only exclusions discussed in the congressional debates on the 14th Amendment citizenship language were newborns in independent Indian nations and those of foreign diplomats, exactly consistent with the traditional understanding of the Amendment

Sucks to be the innumerate French poetry major who signed up for topology.

There needs to be a Westworld / Five Nights At Freddy's type horror film about the Macy's parade.

Every AI product feels like the Black Hole Sun music video.

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

Chuck Schumer working late on a Sunday to ruin my Sunday.

Republicans can't win if the following two conditions hold: *Everybody gets to vote *The voters know what's going on That's why they constantly suppress the vote and poison the information environment.

"Fall-back" is one of the best days of the year.

This was pretty close.

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars,” “Star Trek,” “Doctor Who,” or “Transformers.”

If you want to have leverage to get them to do what you want, you have to show up for them in the first place.

I cannot believe there are still people in my mentions arguing that boycotting an election because the candidates aren’t addressing your issue is a way to get them to pay attention.

Sort of incredible that we live in a world where the vice president of the United States is just spewing the sort of horseshit that literal children are traditionally taught is wrong

JD Vance: "I'm a Christian, guys. Like, SO Christian. The most Christian one here, probably." Also JD Vance: "Do not love your neighbor."

Would be very funny if this did not get dismissed and Johnson and Johnson lawyers got to dive into discovery.

New Chotiner interview dropped and it's off to a great start

I've heard a lot of Platner takes that start with, "Look, I think he's a good guy at heart . . ." and I just don't understand what he could have possibly done so far to earn this much trust.

Imagine the Jacobin article if it were revealed that Mills had "1488" tattooed across her ass.

I did the ICE PT challenge this morning. 15 pushups followed by a 1.5 mile run. The run was much harder. I am almost 40 and have only jogged twice this year, both times back in March. So, yes, an out-of-shape, middle aged man can do this, but I don't recommend it.

But we say NO to kings.

Scott Bessant looks exactly like Brad from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Republicans: "Don't call us Nazis!" Also Republicans: "We are Nazis."

Dear Professor, My son . . .

They just refused to lose.

god this is torture why do you people like this

This guy is great.