Rubbing these feet together

But whew baby I couldn’t wait to get home and get in bed

Had a fabulous evening out at dinner with my best friend and my bestie-in-law, we enjoyed some great drinks and even better conversation.

Say it again for the people in the back!!!

Why would this uber driver do an airport pickup with a truck full of shit!?

A Semen Demon

I been saying this! You knew he was with Effie & you think it’s cool? Like as her girl? The way Curtis AND Deena woulda both been sent to the morgue if I were Effie

Happy New Year!

Mood for the living room tonight.

If Dreamgirls is a Christmas movie, Waiting To Exhale is a New Years movie.

‘HBD’ don’t ever sit right with me..

Bottoms do y’all have a preferred travel bulb?

Sent that text. Dick Appointment confirmed.

🥁🥁🛎️

What’s y’all favorite Saltair Body Wash Scent?

I didn’t expect them to come back on the falcons like this. Atlanta was playing like they had something to prove.

She think she better than us… Because she is!

I’m so damn sleepy

Watching the Birds, eating a cheesesteak. #HomeSweetHome

black men will always do it for me.

Bruh WTF was that Packers

Before 2025 ends, I challenge you to let go of the things living rent-free in your head. Evict them so you can make room for peace, clarity and joy.

Still in Bed. Love this for me.

Me tomorrow working off this holiday food:

What A Day! I am exhausted

Gave my old head neighbor a case of Coors Light for Christmas with a couple of scratch off lottery tickets. He couldn’t be happier.

Another Year. Another Set of matching pajamas.

“My baby gay to me!” Or whatever Beyoncé said.

Hungry AF but have to wait for this Christmas brunch 🙄

Anybody send me a mass text today. I’m posting their number online

Just got my first mass text message.

Lord, they still showing meat.

It’s Hot Apple Cider in that mug. With a splash of Sir Davis.

Easing into the morning.

The holey spirit

Split me open, scramble my insides and call me an egg. Cause baby I’m cracked!

He turned into a chiropractor.

The thong under the Christmas Pajamas was a win!

CHRISTMAS MORNING!

I don’t know if I should thank him or call the cops.

If y’all clowning like this for Hump Day on Christmas Eve, I can’t imagine Hump Day on New Year’s Eve

Soles had a little cameo.

Am I supposed to post Christmas Eve ass cheeks?

Bitch! My electric bill is sky high. Lemme unplug these Christmas lights. Santa knows my address

“My baby gay to me!” Or whatever Beyoncé said.

And y’all can watch.

Which celebrity would you want to meet in this room? #BlackGay #NakedSky #BlackSky #BlackGayPorn

Pretty Dicks and Pretty Holes. I see y’all.

Whew! Great Start to the morning.