[Literally recoiling from the sound of an unknown voice in your hive, you spin around, also cracking your spine in the process. A groan of relief and yet confusion escapes.] WHO IN THE FUCK-- HOW DID YOU GET HERE? WHO ARE YOU?! [Your body starts to glow, like you snapped a glowstick instead of ++

>KARKAT: Return to the land of the living. [You really passed the fuck out for a few days there, huh, champ? You drink too much blood and become engorged to the point of hibernation? You groan as you force yourself up, rolling your neck with a sickening crack.] GUH...

{PINNED POST} Roleplay account for Ifreya Candet, (cyan) 'mutant' blood sea dweller turned puppy girl.

[You still have to explain to Eridan what happened. Ugh. You can't imagine who he'll tell, yet you still wanted to keep it a secret for as long as you can...]

>KARKAT: ??? [You're just sitting comfortably, blanket over your lap and watching the rain hit the window. Your thoughts have a strange, appallingly annoying way of morphing into fuel for the anxiety and depression fires. You wonder if Nepeta is happy, wherever she is.]

(( drops an oc and runs away ))

I'M NOT A PERVERT FOR NOT KNOWING THERE IS A FOOD ALSO CALLED NUTS YOU FUCKING MAGGOTGULPING FUCKSTICK. [You huff, grumpy as per usual. Licking your teeth behind your closed mouth, you give Dave a sour look.] WHY WOULD THEY BE CALLED THE SAME THING, ANYWAY?

NUTS? ISN'T THAT SLANG FOR HUMAN SHAMEGLOBES? [ Emptying out your "juice"-box into your mouth, you crush it and toss it into a nearby red trashcan. You know, the one for...biohazardous material. Such as blood.]

bsky.app/profile/rust... okay. im going to bed now. gnight!!! have an aradia ))

(( chat do i make an aradia

(( THIS SLAPS HARDER THAN CALIFORNIA RENTING COSTS OH MAN I WISH I COULD ANIMATE ORU3O4EWIR[IEWRIO3[PEJRI3W /posi

ERIDAN??????????

I'M GOING TO START SWINGING AT PEOPLE WHO PISS ME OFF.

THE NIPPLES NEVER FELL OFF TO BEGIN WITH! ! ! [You are growing increasingly insane.]

GAMZEE. YOUR NIPPLES.

GAMZEE, YOU ALWAYS HAD THEM. YOU JUST FORGOT ABOUT THEM.

DID YOU JUST DROP THAT CLICHE CATCHPHRASE FOR THAT SHITTY EARTH CANDY? [You don't want to show Dave any emotion other than crabbiness, which is weird because you're just pushing him away when all your pump biscuit wants to do is let him in.]

OH, SHOVE A BULGE IN IT, DAVE. I'M NOT HERE TO ROAST YOU. I HAVEN'T EATEN IN 2 FUCKING DAYS, LET ME AT LEAST HAVE MY PEACE. . .

[Slurp. Ugh, it's the least good flavor; Mustard. With no disrespect to Sollux or any of the Captors, their blood flavor is hoofbeast-shit.] DROP THE "THE".

⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺ TG: 𝙢𝙮 𝙗𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙙 TG: 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣 𝙘𝙮𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙙𝙚, TG: 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙞’𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙡𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 TG: 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚. TG: 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙗𝙚𝙘𝙠𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜, TG: 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞 𝙬𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙢𝙚. ⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺ #HOMESTUCKRP #MVRP ⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺⸺

> Karkat: Pull a "juice box" from your sweater and turn away from the ridiculously annoying(ly cute and funny) Dave Strider. YOU MAKE ME QUESTION THE CHOICE OF MAKING HUMANS IN THE FIRST PLACE EVERY SINGLE SECOND I'M NEAR YOU. [You st4b the straw into the "juicebox", and sip. Grimace.]

I WOULD ASK WHY, BUT THEN I REALIZE THAT YOU MIGHT AS WELL. START PROBLEMS WITH PEOPLE FOR FUN. BECOME FULLY BRAINDEAD FROM SHORTFORM MEDIA. CHASE PEOPLE WITH ROCKS AT NIGHT. WHATEVER, RIGHT?

Karkat: --> Glow like a real Rainbow Drinker. [You're glowing like a fucking nightlight right now. Hopefully the bright light will deter your ex-moirail.]

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH ERIDAN. SIX FOOT RULE.

Karkat: >Think about what bag of blood you want to drink from. [Every choice refrigerated in front of you is going to be less appetizing than anything fresh from the source. As a rainbow-drinker, your diet's limited, but it's been two days since you've eaten. . .]

MEENAH, I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS SINCE I MET THAT PANROTTING VOLUNTARY CELIBATE SHITGORGING DICKSNOT.

IT'S TRUE. SOMEONE TOLD ME LITERALLY TODAY THEY FOUND THE SUFFERER TO BE SEXUALLY AROUSING TO THEM. I'M NOT EVEN JOKING OR FUCKING AROUND.

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED. SO, SO UNBELIEVABLY UNRESTED.

I SAID WHAT I SAID.

NOT TO MENTION THE WAY HE WEARS HIS PANTS UP TO HIS PECTORALS AND THE WAY HE VEILS BARELY SOCIALLY JUSTIFIED AND POLITICALLY CORRECT HOOFBEASTSHIT WITH EXTREMELY SOPHISTICATED LANGUAGE TO MAKE YOU THINK HE'S WORTH EVEN TUNING INTO LIKE A SHITTY OLD RADIO.

LIVING ON THE STANDARDS OF A MEMORY MIGHT EVEN BE SADDER THAT AN ENTIRE SECT OF RELIGIOUS FANATICS WANT TO FUCK YOU.

ISN'T BEFORUS FUCKING GONE? THEIR "BEAUTY STANDARDS" ARE NON-EXISTENT BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING GONE.

I AM FAR TOO TIRED TO EVEN GET INTO WHAT'S WRONG WITH FINDING KANKRI VANTAS, MY DANCESTOR, ATTRACTIVE. THE MOST I CAN DO IS REACT IN ABJECT HORROR.

WHY. EARTH IS STOCKED FULL OF SO MUCH FOOD. WHY EAT BUGS? > Karkat: Pinch temples and be disgusted at mostly the brow wiggling.

CONSIDERING THE INSECT-LIKE QUALITIES OF SOME ALTERNIANS, I WOULD WAGER THIS IS AN INNUENDO.

. . . [Pinches temples, looking absolutely despondent at this new information. Reasonably so.]

𝟹𝟽𝟻 𝙼𝙻 𝟷𝟶𝟶 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙵 𝚁𝚄𝙼 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙴𝙰 𝟸𝟶𝟶𝟶𝙼𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙲 𝙾𝙸𝙻 𝟷𝟶𝟶𝟶𝙼𝙶 𝙲𝙱𝙳 𝟽𝙶 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙸𝚂 𝙴𝙽𝚅𝚈 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙷𝚁𝙾𝙾𝙼𝚂 𝟼𝙼𝙶 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝙽𝙰𝚉𝙾𝙻𝙰𝙼 𝚄𝙽𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙰𝙼𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃 𝙺𝚁𝙰𝚃𝙾𝙼 𝙴𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃 𝚄𝙽𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙰𝙼𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙻𝚄𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚃𝚄𝚂 𝙴𝚇𝚃𝚁𝙰𝙲𝚃 𝚄𝙽𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙽 𝙰𝙼𝙾𝚄𝙽𝚃 𝚁𝙰𝚆 𝙾𝙿𝙸𝚄𝙼 𝙻𝙴𝙼𝙾𝙽 𝙹𝚄𝙸𝙲𝙴 𝙲𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙾𝙽 𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙺 𝚂𝚄𝙶𝙰𝚁 𝙷𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚈 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝙸𝚃 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺 𝙴𝚅𝙸𝙻

I WON'T CRY FOR YOU SEE, WHEN YOU'RE GONE I'LL STILL HAVE BLOOD LIKE CARMINE. -Lit Karkat Vantas, Homestuck. -HSRP / MVRP & Multiships with chem in diff timelines. -N/SFW, MDNI, 18+ Only. -Scribbled by Shiloh /G. #HSRP // #HOMESTUCKRP // #MVRP