cool [ Yeah you are not sure what you expected their games to be like. Though you do wonder why they in particular like so many ''human'' games. ] what else ya got

yeah 99% of the time it's just really annoying [ Again, atleast it gets the sun out of your damn eyes for a bit. That's pretty cool. ] yeah i play games would love to play some with you though i wanna know what alien video games you guys have

huh i mean i can torrent games if that's anything and if not there's gotta be bee-related things i can get you [ You have limited cash, sure, but hey why not get your bro something? You give your other friends stuff all the time. ] yeah just water and i guess it depends but -

yeah it rains. not often but yeah it just rains water [ You like rainy days, though it's mostly just because you hate the sun. The sun is one of your worst enemies, right after puppets. ] yeah i like him [ You love him, but you are too cool and nonchalant to say that. ] hey this reminded me -

oh so literal acid yeah sure i'm not even surprised did you know there's a planet where it apparantly rains diamonds

[ Fist bump! fuck yeah. He carefully takes the anthropod, looking it over. ] nice by acid rain do you mean rain that hurts a lot or like actual acid

sup bro [ Fist bum[! ] yeah i knew about the bird person. not sure who else you are talking about but also i don't care gimme the anthropod

// i can finally log on here on my pc thank god

trust me your bro is well aware.

// can u guys guys me a favor and follow @kn1ght-of-t1me.bsky.social so I can set him up easier

// TIME TO SET UP FUTURE DAVE

// HI guys I cant log on this account on my pc for some reason? Anyways GUESS WHO FINISHED HOMESTUCK BABY!!!!!

/// im so fucking tired after these two motherfuckers are done talking im gonna try to take a nap

// IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CONVO FOR 4000 PAGES YESSSSSSSSSSSS

oh fuck yeah i've always wanted to fly. it sounds cool as shit

// i need to lock in on reading so i can make dave 20-something-year-old edition

aw. that's kinda lame ... how fast can you fly

do you think that if you float and fly that you can like go super mega fast [ I don't think that's how physics works. ]

glad to know that never changed. [ Snrk-- ] ah i think the fact that they're useless makes this even better. it somehow makes it cooler yknow

right ... speaking of I cant believe john, like, prophecised this shit. yknow, with the wings and all. [ Spread your own wings he said... maybe he didn't mean it so literally though. ] .... do you even need them you seem like you can just. float.

... as daunting as it is it can't get any worse than what ive got going on anyways at the very least ill have my friends. no matter what that's an upgrade.

. . . [ ...he looks down. It's hard to tell what he's thinking, of anything at all. He might have been him once upon a time, but I don't think he would be able to accurately gage what his own reaction to hearing that would be. ] . . . -

that seems like something id do yeah [ He would prank himself across time and space. He can see it now. He's ready for it. ] ... ... hey. you're up for answering questions and i never got a straight answer from my weird brother lookalike actually i mightve never asked but ... -

[ gggggod. Okay. Atlesst thst kinds confirms this is probably not gonna happen to him so thats nice. ] ah cool ... sorry i don't know what else to say ive not met a future version of myself yet

oh I get that yeah [ He picks at his scabs so often that even if he doesn't get a huge bleeding Injirh he has to but a bandage over it to stop himself from doing that. It'd a bit of a problem but he doesn't give a shit. ] ... youre so orange

𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝙰𝙽 𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙸𝚂𝚃 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝙰𝚁𝚃

... so like a much more uncomfortable form of showering, then. like a bird version that hurts. [ Atleast it looks like it hurts judging by the way he flinched earlier. Eugh, he suddenly remembered how he didn’t know how to shower properly until a couple of years ago and feels gross. ]

// "am i gonna become that?" is hauntingly horrible thanks dave elizabeth strider

[ He doesn't even realise how fucked up of a question that is. He kind of just assumed the answer is yes and acted accordingly. ] ... [ Lame. Atleast he doesn't seem to actively get enjoyment from telling him horrible things about the future. ] okay what. are you doing?

// the difference between baby dave and future dave is gonna be insane because baby dave doesnt really care about sounding like an asshole

. . . [ What DO you ask???? It just strikes him that he has seen... ... he either doesn't remember seeing or hasn't seen a version of himself from the future, but none of his friends have mentioned anything about him becoming a giant fucking bird thing. ] . . . . . . . . -

[ Eughughguhgughhh for some reason all of this is making him extremely uncomfortable. He tenses up just enough for it to be noticeable, and he lightly presses his lips into a thin line. His brows furrow the tiniest bit. Very very small differences in facial expression. ... wave...??? ]

[ JUST FUCKING STARING. HIS EXPRESSION IS VERY NEUTRAL AS ALWAYS BUT HE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE. ]

// '' Boy shitting howdy! :O '' is making me cry laughing holy shit

[ Staring. What the fuck. ]

// ATLAS found DEAD in MIAMI

// oh my god holy shit dave is so much more mature in this timeline

// ... It seems the best laid plans of fools have traced this maze to a map, but the fact is that knowing your way still don’t make the racer less of a rat--- /LYRS

// im on page 7487 does now seem like a good time to start designing my future/post-homestuck dave

// this is awesome

// i cant believe this is a real image im losing my fucking mind right now

// VRISKA BEING ALIVE IS WHAT ALLOWED DAVE AND KARKAT TO GET BITCHES????????????????????????????????????????? VRISKA IS THE TRUE YAOI SAVIOR /j

// ARE YOU SHITTING ME ??????

/? FI CUGKI NC H OEKD W WAS THAT DAVEKAT

// MOONSETTER??

// FUCKING LORD ENGLISH'S SOUL IS IN LIL CAL???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

// AWWW

// ... werent there 8 arcs or is that like a fan made term so we dont say shit like ''Act 61614 ''

// COUGH anyways yeah guess im locking in on reading the rest of this if i lock in hard enough we can have post homestuck dave in uhhh approximately 3 hours

// why are you thinking about that. stop