𝚃𝙷𝚁𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙰𝙲𝙺 𝚃𝙷𝚄𝚁𝚂𝙳𝙰𝚈

𝙸'𝙼 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙰𝙽𝚈 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙳𝙰𝚈

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 "𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈" "𝙱𝙾𝙾"

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚁

𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝙰 𝟹𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙶 𝙽𝙴𝙾𝙻𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙲 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙾𝙼 𝚁𝙴𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚂 𝙵𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝙳𝙰𝚈 𝙺𝙰𝚉𝙰𝙺𝙷𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙽 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴𝙳 '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙼𝙿' 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝙾𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙴𝚇𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙼𝙴

𝙸 𝙻𝙸𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙰 𝙿𝚄𝙼𝙿𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙾𝙳𝙰𝚈

𝙾𝙱𝙰𝙼𝙰 𝙷𝙰𝚂 𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙴𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙷𝙾𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙾 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙳𝚄𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳, 𝙱𝚄𝚃 𝙰𝚂 𝚆𝙴'𝚅𝙴 𝚂𝙴𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚁𝙽 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 𝙸𝚂 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙰𝚂 𝙻𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴 𝙶𝚁𝙰𝚈 𝙰𝙻𝙸𝙴𝙽 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙻, 𝙿𝙴𝚁𝙷𝙰𝙿𝚂 𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙾 𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙳.

𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝙸𝚃 𝚃𝙾𝙶𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙸𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝚃 𝙼𝙰𝙺𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚈.

𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙰 𝙶𝙴𝚁𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝚁 '𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃 𝚂𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚈𝙾𝚄𝚁 𝙻𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙳 𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚂 𝙴𝚈𝙴𝚂 𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙴 𝙷𝙾𝚆 𝙼𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙾𝙵 𝙰 𝙽𝚄𝙸𝚂𝙰𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝚁𝙴'

𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚃𝚁𝚈

𝙶𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙺𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶𝚂 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝙻𝚈

𝙾𝙺 𝚂𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙵𝙽𝙰𝙵 𝙸𝚂 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃𝚂 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙸𝙽 𝟷𝟿𝟹𝟽-𝟹𝟿 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙸𝙰𝙼 𝙰𝙵𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝙻𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝚆𝙸𝙵𝙴 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚂𝙴 𝚈𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙼𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚄𝙽𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝙳𝙴 𝙰 𝙲𝙸𝚁𝙲𝚄𝚂 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳, 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈'𝚂 𝙲𝙸𝚁𝙲𝚄𝚂 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝚃 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙰𝙵𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙳𝙰𝚄𝙶𝙷𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝙴𝙻𝙸𝚉𝙰𝙱𝙴𝚃𝙷 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚃𝙾𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙾𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙲𝙸𝚁𝙲𝚄𝚂 𝙱𝙰𝙱𝚈 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚂𝙲𝙾

𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙹𝚄𝚂𝚃 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙴𝙳

𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙸𝙽 𝙼𝚈 𝙱𝙾𝙽𝙴𝚂 𝚃𝙴𝙻𝙻𝚂 𝙼𝙴 𝙸 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙱𝙴 𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝙰 𝙱𝙰𝙻𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝙽

𝙾𝙷 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙴 𝙰 𝚂𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙴𝚄𝙽𝚄𝙲𝙷 𝙳𝚄𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙳𝚈𝙽𝙰𝚂𝚃𝚈

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙶𝚄𝚈 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝚂𝙷𝙰𝙺𝙴 𝚂𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙳 𝙾𝚁 𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚂𝙷𝙴𝚂 𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙼𝙴 𝙷𝙰 𝙷𝙰

𝚂𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝙰𝚈 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝚈 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙼𝙴 𝙰𝚃 𝙰𝙻𝙻

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙷𝙴𝚁 𝙵𝚄𝙲𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙱𝙻𝙴𝙼

𝚁𝙴𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙻𝚈 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝚂𝙲𝚄𝙵𝙵𝙻𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙰 𝙵𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾𝚆 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 "𝙱𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙺𝙽𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃"

SIGH. Some people, you think.

You raise your arm, showing off the strange BARCODE LOOKING THING emblazoned on your wrist and begin pointing to specific parts of it, as if the other would have even the slightest idea of what you're trying to convey.

𝙸'𝙼 𝙾𝙻𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄.

Perhaps the secretary ought to look into limiting the Mayor's internet access.

You nod sagely. You believe you have made your point.

You do that thing with your hand where you trace the contour of your chin and then make a shushing motion. Mewing, or whatever the fuck.

𝚈𝙾𝙳𝙰 𝙻𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙾

𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝙴 "𝙳𝙾𝚄𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄" "𝚅𝙴𝙴"

( OOC./ KIKU JUMPSACRE... )

𝙸 𝚆𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙲𝙳𝙾𝙽𝙰𝙻𝙳𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙻𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙷𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙶𝚄𝚈 𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝙸𝚂𝚃𝙴𝚁 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙼𝚈 𝙳𝙴𝙰𝙳 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳 𝚆𝙷𝙾 𝙸 𝙺𝙽𝙴𝚆 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝟹 𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚁𝚂

𝙲𝙾𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙼𝙴

𝙲𝙰𝚃𝙽𝙸𝙿 𝚂𝙰𝙵𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙰𝚂𝚃𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 ?

𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙱𝙴𝙰𝚄𝚃𝙸𝙵𝚄𝙻 𝙿𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙴. 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴.

𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸;𝙼 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝚃𝙾𝚁𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙿𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙸𝙲𝚄𝙻𝙰𝚁𝙻𝚈 𝚅𝚄𝙻𝙽𝙴𝚁𝙰𝙱𝙻𝙴 𝙸 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝚄𝙼𝙴 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝚃𝙸𝚃𝚈 𝙾𝙵 "𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙾𝚁", 𝚆𝙷𝙸𝙲𝙷 𝙸𝙼𝙱𝚄𝙴𝚂 𝙼𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙴𝙽𝙾𝚄𝙶𝙷 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝙵𝙸𝙳𝙴𝙽𝙲𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝚄𝚈 𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚈𝚃𝙷𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙾𝙽 𝙼𝚈 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝙲𝙴𝚁𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙵𝙴𝙴𝙻𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙵-𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙲𝙸𝙾𝚄𝚂

You think it is sort of ridiculous that anybody could ever have trouble understanding you, but whatever. Not everybody can be as SMART or as BRILLIANT as you, so you suppose you have a duty to help them out. You ask the mysterious black creature what part they're having trouble understanding.

𝙰𝚁𝙴 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙴𝙲𝚁𝙴𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚈 𝚆𝚁𝙸𝚃𝙴 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙻𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙶𝙴𝚃 𝙰 𝙱𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙿𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴 𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚃𝙾 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 ?? 𝙼𝙰𝚈𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙲𝙰𝙽 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝚁𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃

You nod sagely. You are glad the people seem to share your concerns over the name of common household appliances. ... Whatever those concerns might be. You are sort of inscrutable sometimes.

𝚆𝙷𝚈 𝙳𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚈 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙸𝚃 𝙾𝚅𝙴𝙽 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙾𝙵 𝙸𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙻𝙳 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝙾𝚄𝚃 𝙷𝙾𝚃 𝙴𝙰𝚃 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝙾𝙳

𝚆𝙷𝙰𝚃 𝙸𝚂 𝙼𝙸𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝚂

𝙸 𝙰𝙼 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙻𝙴𝙰𝚂𝚃 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙴𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚃𝚃𝙻𝙴𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙻𝙳

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You tell her that you didn't really plan any of it out that much. You just ended up stuck in some weird lab station and played around with whatever was in there for a while. And, then, because you didn't really have anything else to do, you kept going at it for the next couple of years.

The last branch of government is the MAYOR'S OFFICE. While its importance was technically somewhat lesser, nevertheless the office of Mayor still fulfilled a very crucial function.

Oh. :(

Of course, you tell her. Underthought governments are what doom a budding society! You are glad that she took notice the effort you've put into this. That said...

Can Town is quite an idyllic place, you think. Or, at least you'd like to imagine it is. There is no fighting, no war, and no horrible, angry, nasty kings either. But it was not always like this! You had quite a bit of work to do to get it to this place.

You ask her if she would like to hear how your government works. You don't actually know that much about mayoralty beyond the basic concept of Democracy, so you ended up making a bunch of silly little rules that CAN TOWN operates under.

[ ==> WV: Consider. ] There is nothing TO consider, you dolt! You tell her that you already HAVE a playmate, and that she is the best playmate of all. She serves as the LIGHT OF DEMOCRACY, sitting quietly within your TOWN HALL until it is time to do things that AREN'T STUPID.

Yes, you tell her. Your pretend town is VERY nice. It is made exclusively of canned goods and faulty munitions. You use a bunch of mailboxes to make up the residential district, and you've drawn in all of the streets with chalk.