I should just get butt ass naked when it gets hot in my room instead of turning my AC on for 10 minutes then back off when I get sick of the noise

I do this

Btw just so you guys know I am a mouse too so if I suddenly change my pfp to my mouse sona that is why. I have Two sonas !!

I wanna go to work today but I also don't wanna go to work today

I should lowk watch TADC (^^ says this about every show ever but proceeds to not watch them)

I think US American children would probably eat their veggies more if we didn't fucking suck at making veggie-centric meals for them ngl I'd have hated veggies too if I was only ever fed some sad steamed broccoli and carrots with maybe salt and pepper on them

I feel like such a fun-hating chud whenever I see someone in the replies to a post post like just some pop culture gif that conveys what could be conveyed in like two words. Not that it's harmful but does this really need to take up as much space as two long replies? At least use a funny gif idk

Puppygirl ass so fat I wanna she/it jiggle

I've gotten more mileage out of this image than a used Honda Civic

Lil thing to pin to ease some anxiety if necessary, if I unfollow you I prolly still like you a lot I'm just picky about my following feed. Most people use follow/unfollow as basically a like button for profiles but I don't, for me it's "I want to see this person's content on my feed"

Yeah I'm definitely boosting this hella hard. Credit card payment is due in 2 days and I'm 96 over it's limit so I owe a total of $160 and I'm 100% not getting anywhere near that when I get paid Monday since I only work 1 day this week for 4 hours 🥀

My experiment has brought me to the conclusion that my controller fucking posts pop off Way more than my normal fucking posts. Maybe I should know my audience a lil better

I LOVE PUSSY

I Want To Use The Wii Remote As A Sounding Rod

I wanna be a doll so bad

I should be okay on groceries and bills for a bit, thank you guys so much. Now I really need to gather about $180 to get my adderall and other meds refilled. Please share and help if you're able, anything helps

Tbh profit motives for users and algorithms lowk ruined the internet because everyone's got addicted to at least the latter and every time a site nowadays *doesn't* have those it's "boring" and it usually ends up dying

"Backrooms" director Kane Parsons becomes youngest person ever. He is 4 years old.

I should grow my pubes out

Why is my hornypost about a video game peripheral of all things pulling some numbers lmao

The original Xbox controller is the most fuckable ravageable controller ever made send tweet

If you . ♡ . . + ° . ✧ have a ° ♡ . ° . ✵ . ♡ ° ° . + CNC KINK ♡ ✵ . + . + ♡ ✧ ° ✵ . + ✵ repost this ♡

An unbelievably Cute, Lovely and Beautiful Transsexual Woman. 16 Hours of Video

This game has an Autosave function. Do not turn off your system when 🫃 is displayed.

Most parents of queer and/or neurodivergent people try not to be absolute fucking demons for some reason challenge (impossible)

Some cis people on their way to actively put in more effort to say "him or her" and exclude people who Don't go by him or her instead of just saying "them" like a normal person

I'm not gonna lie and say gatekeeping isn't real but lowk like 90% of the time when people bitch about it it sounds like an exaggerated interpretation of something they kinda deserved.

When I say I love older people I also am including people in their 40s and 50s and 60s btw !!

I've been playing around with desktop Debian on my laptop lately I think I Like this distro,,

Grab Girls' Butts As They Pee Outside!!

I’ll give you a pickle *fart*

Never download and run a program someone sends you. Even if you know them. Even if you know they make programs. If you really think you need to run it, give them a quick call so they can tell you in their own voice.

The Lustful Glaze of a Slut

I might start unfollowing people cuz my following feed is a mess so uhm. Reminder that me unfollowing you does NOT mean I dislike you it's just to curate my following tab. If you like me and feel bad that I unfollowed you I implore you to DM me so we can be friends instead my DMs are open !!

Being whored out and prostituted by an older woman would fix me

Infuriated by the literacy crisis here. He isn’t saying sportsball is activism. He’s saying when people have optimism and people interact with neighbors across racial lines they have reasons not to succumb to fascism and more gas in the tank to fight it. Cynicism doesn’t make you politically pure

Lots of people in the QTs missing the point Real hard. Being happy about things isn't gonna fix the world. But having good political takes and a big brain doesn't fix anything if you use that to just sulk and be a sad nihilist about everything.

It’s not hyperbole that part of what kept the queer liberation movement going in the Reagan era was the partying part of the “bury your friends in the morning, protest in the afternoon, and dance at night” schedule. Without joy there is no air left to fight

I should really disable autocorrect and just spell things myself what do you mean "son's" what do you mean sona isn't a real word 😭

I LOVE FEET !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know only like maybe 0.1% of the people QTing and replying are falling for this genuinely but if you are one of those people PLEASE don't get smarter and better at detecting obvious jokes it is so fucking funny

I need to make a strawpage or something the bio limit is pathetically small and the post character limit is also too small for a pinned post extension of it

Thank you so much for 9K followers! 💛 It's time for my first-ever ART RAFFLE! It will be running for four days, details below (and of course in the alt text as well)

my body is so perfectly smooth I don't even need a towel when i get out of the shower. shit just slides right off as soon as i turn the water off

I wanna be called Mommy so bad rn for some reason

Feeling very girl again lately maybe I should actually take estrogen

How it feels to see a really funny meme I wanna repost but the people in it (or representations of the people in it) have characters pasted on top of them from some fandom I'm not actually in and don't wanna look like I'm in