Do not use AI generated images to guide you in packaging your biohazard shipments 😱 This UN3373 diagram was on a british hazardous goods logistics company's website. It's not good.

I’ve officially resigned as Associate Editor for Frontiers in Systems Neuroscience. It used to be a reputable journal, but became a case study in how forced automation destroys academic integrity. 👇

The Thermo Fisher situation keeps getting worse. We've now collected 450+ problematic images presented as verification data in TF's antibody catalog. This includes: 🖌️ Dozens more images with duplications or painting 🖨️ Hundreds of blots that all share the same background (behold slideshow below)

Ignoring the rest of my life to post my eldritch Garfield poem, specifically its Garfield-as-Eldritch-Sea-God-of-Late-Capitalism with all of us unknowingly partaking of his microplastic communion. Originally published in Broken Sleep Book's 'Footprints: An Anthology of New Ecopoetry' 2022

Quote with a fictional band that's not Spinal Tap

New preprint! The first first-author work of my postdoc at the Baker! So, babies' airways are colonised from birth, and our group has shown that early colonisers shape respiratory health. 1/7 www.biorxiv.org/content/10.6...

Penny found in soil above air raid shelter. Archaeological evidence that WW2 took place sometime before 1946. But when exactly? We’ll have to keep digging to find out.

The Devils Dyke morris men here for May Day 💚🌞

When I was little I heard the phrase "rainy day fund" or "saving for a rainy day" and deduced that the rainy day in question was a time when you were really bored and needed a little treat, like being stuck inside because it's raining. Rainy day fund = little treat fund.

My super department @warwicklifesci.bsky.social is hiring 6 assistant profs in the wake of recent retirements. We're looking for people in microbiology/infection, cellular disease / immunity; environmental biology; and plant/crop science. #MicroSky warwick-careers.tal.net/vx/lang-en-G...

Don't be shy to take on a little two-week side project. These five months will be the most precious three years of your academic journey.

Hi! I'm a scientist studying artificial stuff in animal nests, and I'm looking for a #Pokémon expert. 🌍 Yup, I found some Pokémon in a nest!! 😲 Specifically, the question concerns dating pieces of packaging, which might be tricky. Who knows EVERYTHING about Pokémon? Who can I send a DM to? 😅

Commuting on a bike across the city of Cambridge involves more cows than you might think 🐄

Huzzah! Tomorrow's Sewage Spill Day when the full stats are released on how much was discharged into rivers, lakes and coasts last year. To whet your appetites I’ve mapped the 2025 spills at outfalls affecting bathing waters. Here are the top 10 worst offenders in reverse order:

Department of Veterinary Medicine is open for the #CambridgeFestival West Campus open day! Come and explore our activities and talks! @camvetschool.bsky.social @cambridgefestival.bsky.social

#Microbiology question for the masses! Why might a bug grow on Columbia w blood, but barely survive on Columbia chocolate format? The base medium is almost identical, just slightly less peptone I think. No abx in either. 🧐

You can now view a tree of 2,399,238 bacterial genomes we made from AllTheBacteria (on the great Taxonium): taxonium.org/atb That's a big tree! (unless you're used to SC2 trees)

Fishbourne Roman Palace 🐬 Everyone went there!

The destruction of short courses and continuing education departments in UK universities did enormous harm to the ability of these three realms of archaeology - amateur, academic, professional - to overlap and interact, and destroyed longstanding alternative career paths.

Statement from the University on the future of the vet school. www.cam.ac.uk/notices/news...

Cambridge University has just announced that the proposal to close its undergraduate course in veterinary medicine, which would have led to the end of its Vet School and Hospital, has been dropped. The vets will carry on with the reforms they had already launched and the course continues. Victory!!

I don't think that the reviewers asking me for higher animal numbers really understand how many 40 goats are. Do you know the CHAOS that comes with dealing with 40 GOATS in an experimental setting! Mice people cannot comprehend. 3 goats alone ate a tarp, a clock, and 2 expensive accelerometers!

[Lindisfarne] Me: (chanting) teeth, teeth- Other fossil hunters: teeth, TEETH British Geological Society: [pounding its clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!

Bit different from our usual work A PhD applying metagenomics to identify microbial plastic degradation and metabolism, fully funded studentship (UK students only). www.findaphd.com/phds/project...

My brother draws and prints custom cards and they're always amazing. This one apparently honours my taste in books

New paper out with colleagues from Malaysia www.microbiologyresearch.org/content/jour... #microsky

The collapse of curiosity driven research has occurred in STEM too. Everything has to be outcomes focused - cure disease, grow better crops, etc. But so much of what humanity has discovered is from "basic" curiosity-driven science. I'm hugely in favor of funding curiosity in every discipline.

🚨Submissions open for the Cambridge Journal of Science and Policy (CJSP)! 🚨 CJSP invites submissions for Volume 7, Issue 1 under the theme "Infectious disease policy: research, surveillance, and resilience". Manuscripts for the themed issue must be received by 6th March 2026.

Now that is an excellent idea

"Metascience Novelty Indicators" sounds super scammy? Does anyone know what it's all about? The paper of mine they cite qualifying me to contribute seems... pretty unlikely

PhD projects in microbial engineering now up, including one with @whelanfj.bsky.social @willpjsmith.bsky.social and me! 🦠 www.findaphd.com/phds/project...

'to treat peer review as a throughput problem is to misunderstand what is at stake. Review is not simply a production stage in the research pipeline; it is one of the few remaining spaces where the scientific community talks to itself.' 1/3

I only just wrote to reviewers "so sorry the underlying taxonomy changed since submission" 🙈

BREAKING NEWS: UK loses its #measles elimination status @benk-d.bsky.social highlights failure to reach 95% measles #vaccine coverage target in UK + need for secure funding for vaccine outreach efforts & joined-up #PublicHealth response Read more: www.lshtm.ac.uk/newsevents/n...

If you’re in/around London next week & want to hear me speak about lots of fun early medieval isotopes + aDNA come along on Tuesday! ⚛️🧬☠️

The publishers of Frontiers are very proud of their fraud-detection software and have appointed themselves as "Guardians of Research Integrity". Also, they publish stuff like this.

Just published a paper on the complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir meme, the decade-old tumblr in-joke that continues to impact the public understanding of the ancient world. Paywalled but email me if you want a copy. 🏺

Paper accepted! 🥳🍻

The coolest finding of my PhD is finally out! E. coli has a 7th RND pump that is present in phylogroups B2/D/E/F but absent in A/B1/C. As a result EefABC has been absent in all K-12 RND studies! Co-authored by the very talented Dr. Lizzy Darby. @jessicamablair.bsky.social doi.org/10.1099/mgen...

I have a question for people who do a lot of disk diffusion assays... have you ever seen enhanced haemolysis around azithromycin specifically? Does it damage RBCs so that bacterial haemolysis is more rapid, or is it maybe a stress response from the bacterium?

The original paper explicitly highlights how much terrorism ‘declined’ in the UK after the COVID-19 pandemic. But the decline after 2020 is only that stark because all terrorism-related variables are imputed to 0, without disclosure, after the UK left the EU in 2020. 22/x

The ViTaL-D study team is looking for 76 people at least 18 years old, who live within 70 miles of Norwich and think they might be low in vitamin D to take part in the research study 🌞 ➡️ buff.ly/JsknRSN @johninnescentre.bsky.social

Okay my loves. I need your help here with a local thing! I’m currently putting together a series of talks relating to East Sussex. If you could share with your fellow lovelies it would be incredible! @overslizzie.bsky.social @reblambert.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social @lazaruscorporation.co.uk

This is your last chance to apply for this #PhD position with @gemma-langridge.bsky.social & the @langridgelab.bsky.social Ever wonder how bacteria become more toxic via phages? & how public health deals with this🤔this project could be for you🦠🏥🧬 Apply NOW Who doesn't love a toxic burden anyway?😅

Magog Down was perfect last night

www.science.org/doi/10.1126/... It's finally out! Meriam Guellil expertly led this project from the first HHV6 detection to the final paper. We found both human herpesviruses 6A and 6B in ancient remains going back 2500 years.

We will be offering a free crèche at Annual Conference 2026. All delegates are welcome to use, but children must be registered in advance on a first-come, first-served basis. Learn more about it and register your children: microb.io/48tq0w8 #Microbio26

My sister in law's MP! #SaveTheVetSchool substack.com/home/post/p-...

“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here