How are you?

Art so undeniable it breaks the machine

I think if people understood the gravity of their words they might shut up for a moment.

God help anyone that chokes in front of me today. #AprilFools

I think I’ve put my finger on it, I’ve been emotionally abandoned.

“PATH OF MOST RESISTANCE” standup comedy special! youtu.be/pJ5DFrdOyig

No doubt she’s just a girl who has spider webs underneath it all, she said it’s her life in this tragic kingdom but I asked don’t speak(please) just take a toaster in the bath water. This shits bananas & I will not be hollering back, girl. #NoDoubt

Draft Barron! www.draftbarrontrump.com #draftbarrontrump

Feels like I’m constantly getting pressed by the universe.

WWW

I woke up generally depressed yesterday and spent most of the morning getting myself in a mindset to not just wake up depressed… #NoLateCheckOut

The art and unity will be great, sure lots of people will suffer and die but we already got a new U2 song! #NoLateCheckOut

¢99 0nly #BarryMcGee & friends

If action isn’t taken he’s extending his stay, the writing is on the wall. The narrative is hack at this point. #NoLateCheckOut

Espresso is a noisy process and I love it. #coffee

“How you die does not redeem how you live” Howard-John Wesley

We’re living in a time defined by Labubu, Dubai chocolate and civil unrest.

I’m getting heat for cutting off friends that remain MAGA jerks. At this point if you’re here in defense of them jerks you are complicit and now u can get cut off too. No time for bullshit.

We need a hero. #DC

I can’t wait for the documentary.

Why are all the odds insurmountable and against me!

So sad.

Hide your kids hide your couch JD Vance in town. #LosAngeles

Someone’s in a KKKhole

Last time I visit Florida

Name the Band … name of the songs… Rage against the vaccine Shilling in the Name of

How do you guys punish and reward yourselves at the same time? Mine is food. Like they sing in “Popeye” everything is food food food… #Food

Right now, something very important has been taking place in music and arts and in culture. It’s nothing new even though it never looks the same. It’s a musical revolution. Last night I felt something I haven’t felt in a long time - hopeful. My extended take www.instagram.com/reel/DIcEjp7...

This one runs on oil. #Tesla #Diddy #Cubs

🎨Kenny Scharf

Step right up, ride the Ferris wheel.

Ian always on point!

Feels like I’m shadow banned from life.

@gscottbarrett.com Seen on the streets of Burbank. Now look closely at the car then pan your eyes to the right by the dumpster. #burbank

For April Fools, our girls set a large cup of water on top of a door frame before heading to school thinking it would be hilarious if I got all wet. That’s just a prank. They were told a heavy object hit my head and I had to go to the hospital for stiches. They felt awful. That’s how you do it. 🌈

I’m a man child 🐴 #rivian

I'm on "The New Abnormal" today talking with @andylevy.net about my piece for @thenation.com on MAGA troll comedy. Referenced in this ep.: Shane Gillis, Rickles, the difference btwn roasts and hate rallies, Tony Hinchcliffe, and of course, Bob Hope. Thanks, Andy! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

U.S.-Aholes

I’m beginning to think that they didn’t build an exit to this escape room.

New features! #Tesla

Apparently comedy is now unsafe. Doxx these nazis and let them deal with the consequences. Good on Mike Glazer for handling the situation with humor. #comedy

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