find whatever makes you laugh for a second, screenshot it, then promptly forget about it for a bit for extra laughs later

The Fallout chapter of adventures in escapism was peak camp as it should be

Today on adventures in escapism: The Pitt, which starts with me yelling at my screen “DR. ROBBIE WHERE IS YOUR HELMET YOU’D NEVER”

I wish Riley counted as a doctors note: sorry can’t come in today, my dog has demanded cuddles

Another solar rotation and I'm still here, just about. Been dealing with the worst flare in more than a decade so that's been a lot, but I am very slowly coming out the other side and picking up a camera again. This is a self portrait from my birthday this time last year.

Sleepy laid back day in our world. Narnia trilogy marathon with my ma then I’m gonna make some soup

As a distraction I hunted down Hollywood Shuffle to see if it is really as wild & wonderful as I remembered and yes. Yes it is. Right off the bat. Better even.

Shovels are so 2025. This year I’m investing in a flame thrower to just melt this shit away from me

Peacock has a whole area of their sports hub dedicated to dogs. Just a boatload of dog competition things. What a fucking time to be alive.

Having the disco ball planter and the crystal one hanging is giving such amazing lil blips of light everywhere I’m kinda obsessed with them

Magic light and Riley for the last day of 2025

10PM and my street was finally plowed. Huzzah!

My neighbor Leroy really out here saying fuck this shit I have places to be and using his snow blower to clear the road in front of our driveway. We’re aware we’re not getting plowed any time soon. Man deserves a medal

Got our cars cleared for the moment. Lost the front yard so going to name it Mt McFuckFace Snowlorden to feel better about it

Ok done bitching for the moment. Today shall be spent reading (finished Floriography last night & still slow savoring the Dictionary) & snuggling with Riley & keeping my flare from fully spiraling & if I’m lucky I’ll have a brain cell to make something (what I have no clue)

Well managed to get the back porch clear for Riley to get out. Taking a moment before forcing myself back out to clear my car to stay on top of things but idk man. Also my jacket is hella long (almost to knees) if this gives an idea of what my ass is clearing right now

The face of a pup realizing everyone is at home today (beyond my lil bro)

Actually had to film this and right now it’s calm outside I dunno how wild the winds would be around the lake to get into work

I had to try & shovel thru the missing screen in the door to clear it to let Riley out. Mistakes were made. Found a mid looking spot to measure. Called out because it’s only 12 hours into the storm & I can make it up Friday so snow day I guess? Can’t make it off my road anyway so SNOW DAY

Inspiring

Glad I’m not the only one with a single brain cell floating in the ether

Currently: Riley & today’s cards

Ugh guys it’s so sterile, not enough greenery, not enough life. I should buy a plant to liven things up

Goodnight from Riley

Realizing that my allodynia might be contributing to the problem & my random allergic reactions. For example: a single piece of hair that touches my skin burns / itches / feels like getting bit. A rogue strand of hair should not burn. Fuck it ima shave it off what now hair?

When they do my endoscopy in Jan. & take the biopsies for my Barrett’s, I’m going to ask them to test for mass cell activation syndrome stuffs. I have the symptoms & people keep bringing it up to me including the IV nurse at my MRI Would explain me being allergic to myself & everything under the sun

Pretty sure I’m allergic to myself.

Little Nate showed up to plow the lot for me! Huzzah!

Found Fringe on a streaming service again and I am so excited to rewatch it for the millionth time I still want the drawing of the white tulip tattooed on me

Last bits from last night Riley being adorable per usual The disco ball planter now up and hanging from the new bar Orry got me for Xmas (will take more photos of it & the crystal chain one I got when I’m home)

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ we got a lot of snow overnight. Made it up to work, lot wasn’t plowed again but I only had to battle a snow wall not an ice wall to make it into the lot. Huzzah for being the only person working in person today across our 4 locations

Riley is being surprisingly mellow with me while my landlord is here to fix the broken drain…

Floriography is making me want to bring back the Victorian tradition of communicating via flowers. Which is only a helpful helpful impulse given my plant obsession. Sister also gave me a gift card… which was promptly used to get Riley dog food & a healthy ass spider plant. Will use for more plants

I was today years old when I learned that narcissus (plant) is also known as a daffodil. I honestly always pictured smaller flowers when I thought of the legend, like slightly lower with purple hued flowers (idk I get specific in my head). Why am I only now putting 2 and 2 together?

Current events

Why the fuck is Will Byers out here sounding like Batman?

And of course Miss Riley snuggling with me on the couch to end the night

Xmas: pets edition ft Freddie Doo & (after making us all ugly sob) a necklace with Cassie Mae’s ashes with this little note

Crashed from the excitement of new toys

And the happiest spoiled pup

Said cookies

Decorated some cookies with my sister and Mr Freddie for Christmas morning at her house

The fans were why this show tops anything I have ever experienced (which should say a lot). The dads though. Omg each one was so top tier, wearing shirts, hyping up their daughters & the new friends they made. Making their own friends outside the bathrooms. People at the Eras tour were incredible

The other day I realized my name was the only one not on a stocking in the call center (my technical job) & for some reason it made me really sad. Then today the people in the front where I sit all gave me presents & I realized I’m more their department then my own & felt a bit better

Got off early with the Xmas party went home to nap a small nap and crashed out for an hour and a half and now I’m confused lol