I resolve to ... + Rage harder against the machine + Wear sunscreen every day + Use lol at the end of more texts + Enjoy more little treats

2025 was like someone spilt a Cards Against Humanity box, then blindly used the cards to write this chapter of America.

🎉🎁🐾🥳

Happy holidays, pirates! I'm so glad to be a part of this crew ❄️🫶🏻🏴‍☠️

Hair #OFMD

if I come back to finish writing a fic and it's been a really, really long time, will it be weird? I feel like I lost momentum by taking a break and it will sorta be like 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ who cares?

I LOVE HIMB SO MUCH!!

maybe we can have a pirate fren thing in 2026..?

and when I say pirates, yes the show, but I mean pirate frens

I miss pirates

food poisoning? stomach flu? who can say, I just know I'm miserable

update: a new player has entered the game

pluribus is 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

I'm trying to befriend a stray cat. Our neighborhood is full of them, but this one came really close compared to the others and seemed hungry. I also put a box with a blanket out there with food nearby.

Please imagine the chaos Roach and Frenchie can and will get up to together!

Happy Friday, fluffy crew! It's our final day of Niche week and #OFMDfluffvember 2025! 🥲🥲🥲 Today's last prompt is: Underrated Trope/Ship! We love appreciating the underappreciated, so share those works, WIPs, headcanons, and ideas! 💖

just love pirates

The fic is now on AO3! archiveofourown.org/works/74439371 #zinefic

Stede's rushing to get ready for his first Pride... Rated E! archiveofourown.org/works/74439371 #OFMDfluffvember

Happy Thursday, fluffy crew! 🎉 Can you believe #OFMDfluffvember is nearing the end?! Today's Noche prompt is: Identity! Feel free to share your works, WIPs, ideas or headcanons! Whatever you like 💖

first words spoken to me this morning: did you order 4 different types of bread last night? (it was 3 tyvm)

Update I had some bread

I can't stop thinking about bread

have an edible and then watch Taskmaster, highly recommend

getting high, taking a shower, then singing along to the Goofy Movie soundtrack while my husband sits cluelessly in the back with noise cancelling headphones on

Happy Wednesday, fluffy friends! 🥰Today's #OFMDfluffvember Niche prompt is: Profession. As always, feel free to engage with the prompt and the event as you like - share a work, a WIP, a fic idea or even a headcanon! 💖

#TakeTwoTuesday and ficversary day! Ed cooks and Stede eats. Feelings ensue. An interlude with the innkeepers. archiveofourown.org/works/51629131 #OFMDfluffvember #drabble #OFMDfanfic

I have a poem in Middle English! (@archiveofourown.org still waiting for the added language) #OFMDfluffvember #fluffvember archiveofourown.org/works/74438911

This is why I wrote this one #OFMDFanfic archiveofourown.org/works/596737...

I need my brain to brain better

✨Happy Tuesday, fluffy crew! Today's #OFMDfluffvember Niche prompt is: Special Interest (I think we can all relate to this one, right?). Feel free to share your works, ideas, headcanons and beyond! ✨

I have one! #OFMDfluffvember #theweecon I used a prompt from the drabble workshop! @dracothelizard.bsky.social @fpwoper.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/74709911

I miss pirates. I wish I could gather you all up for a southern US meetup

Hi All! This week we are celebrating the unique, the highly specific, the special interests, all of it! Today's Niche #OFMDfluffvember prompt is: Crossover! 💫 As always, we invite you to engage with fluffvember however you like! Share a new work, an old favorite, a WIP, even a headcanon or idea! 🧠

It sucks when you want to write but can't make it happen - it's worse when someone (even jokingly) complains about you not updating. I want to, I'm just trying to uproot my life, interview for 1000 jobs, take a class to get a certification so I can MAYBE get more interviews + generally survive 2025

Any pirates watch the show "From"? @marriedstate.bsky.social got me into it and it's been on repeat for me while I await the fourth season to drop.

STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Happy Friday, fluffy crew! The final day of Dialogue Week is upon us already! Today's #OFMDfluffvember prompts are: “What if life just begins again?” ❤️‍🩹 and/or “Have I told you I love you today?” 🫶 As ever, you're invited to share new, old, and WIPs! ✨

I have an #OFMDFluffvember mini crossword! archiveofourown.org/works/579359...

I made it under the wire! The fic is complete, but I'm going to wait and post the rest all in one go later (in a week or so hopefully), for reasons 👀 #OFMDfluffvember It's micro!Stede! archiveofourown.org/works/744991...

Good morning fellow fluffy pirates! It's day 4 of Dialogue Week! Today's #OFMDfluffvember prompts are: “Warmth, good food, orgasms,” 🍑🍆 and/or “You give the best hugs.” 🫂🫂 We can't wait to see what you've got! Previous works and WIPs always welcome! ✨

leftover cheesy bread and a glass of red wine for dinner bc I'm classy like that

A day late, but here it is - “Seeing the Light”, a silly and fluffy Gentlebeard #OFMDfluffvember fic. Hope you like it! https://archiveofourown.org/works/74488081

Me: hey do you want to do sprints sometime?? Molly: omg yes! Me: how do ppl do sprints? Molly: I don't know 🤷🏻‍♀️ sums up our dynamic pretty well 😂 @marriedstate.bsky.social

Good morning fluff crew! ✨ Continuing with Dialogue Week, today's #OFMDfluffvember prompts are: “You’re like the break in my day,” and/or “Promise?” Don't hesitate to share previous works along with new ones, or even WIPs! ✨🏴‍☠️💖

my team is going to get their back pay, I'm so relieved for them 🥹

Good morning, fluffy pirates! ☀️ It's day 2 of Dialogue Week, hooray! Today's #OFMDfluffvember prompts are: “I feel like I just found my new best friend,” 🫂 and/or “Wait for me.” 💖 As always, feel free to share new or old works, and even WIPs! 🌼

I have a fun one today (I hope!) Set in Vegas! Thanks to @citrussyndicate.bsky.social, @delphineraven, @orphanednebula.bsky.social, @jeniye.bsky.social, and @drcfxtina.bsky.social and everyone else for the ideas! 🤗 archiveofourown.org/works/74183796 #OFMDFluffvember

A historical meet cute for today's prompt! #OFMDFluffvember archiveofourown.org/works/74185161