Raising a kid who becomes a cop is nothing to be proud of.

I agree with all the slave ship & forced labor camp comparisons, but also, on a practical level, this is not how you build a detention center where you expect either violent inmates or long-term prisoners. The very floorplans betray the obvious lie; they are meant to warehouse harmless folks.

Can’t believe I finally gave in and looked up what “mog” means 🤮

The sole joy of capitalism is shitting on company time.

The main achievement of the tech industry has been increasing the flow of money from people who make or do things to people who already have more money than they could spend in a hundred lifetimes

Why is there all this THC-infused crap? Can’t people just smoke weed?

Sad that Ace died, but KISS still sucks.

Drew Struzan was so good that he made the He-Man movie look rad as hell.

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

How antifa can you really be if you’re working as a cop?

Since some people are confused in the comments: 7-8 years ago, Nick Fuentes et al declared war on Charlie Kirk, their stand-in for all their hate. Theyd go to TPUSA events and press him from the right on immigration, Israel, "anti-white" etc, though without going mask-off on their own views...

To anyone saying “violence is not the answer” in response to Charlie Kirk getting shot, just remember we didn’t win WW2 by not killing Nazis.

Sittin’ alone in a conference room listening to Philip Glass

"I want that to be a lesson to people. Kowtowing to power—if your job is not that, nobody fucking wants that. It does nothing for you to pull a punch at this moment. You have to be able to stand up for a baseline of humanity. "

Sometimes I wonder about the life choices someone has made when I see them picking up pizza from the nearby Hungry Howie’s.

Got to the brewery just in time for the guy with an acoustic guitar to start playing.

I’m tired of people saying we don’t have any proper male role models as if Weird Al hasn’t been around for decades

I’m not sure why the soap dispenser in the office bathroom is empty since most of my co-workers don’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom.

This "Trump the dealmaker" nonsense has to stop! It not only parrots what is basically regime propaganda, perpetuating a mythical fabrication Trump has cultivated for himself, but also completely obscures what is actually going on here: The U.S. president fully siding with a foreign autocrat.

wait so chuck schumer is out here schumering ignoring his actual contituents because he thinks this is what the imaginary constituents in his head want??? a guy with goo for brain is running things while the main opposition leader is guy with brain that's goo, what a time to be alive

the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.

Well, we made it two months in the new office before some fuckwit decided to microwave fish…

Got banned from a Facebook page for my town because I posted this picture and said a police dept that can dress cops like soldiers doesn’t need more backing.

I have a deal for all of the Christian Nationalists who keep comparing Trump to Jesus Christ: Crucify Trump on a cross and if he comes back to life, in 3 days, I will support & obey him until the day I die.

Dads need to say this: You can't sufficiently father 13 kids. It's impossible and, I'd say, immoral. Kids need devoted parents more than they need anything, including money. And how could there be any better examples of this than g-damned Donald Trump and Elon Musk?

Time for Drake to dig out that wheelchair from his DeGrassi days.

can't wait for late september when the empty shell of the country becomes a Spirit Halloween

Whatever this hoverboard riding fucker at the door is selling, I’m not buying.

Conservative budget wonks (Manhattan Instiutte, Tax Foundation) confirming that this is a consittutional crisis. Not liberal hysteria. Happening right now.

"Members of Congress take an oath to 'support and defend the Constitution against all enemies, foreign and domestic.' That the Constitution’s domestic enemies now include the president does not relieve members of Congress of their responsibility to that oath." www.thebulwark.com/p/more-dange...

I'm still reeling from the utter vacancy of this assessment of the Democratic Party in a NYT op-ed from--of course--a Clinton-era adviser. Sure. Go ahead and tell all of the people covered in this list that they're "special interests" and not inspiring. Then try to win an election with who's left.

Somehow I accidentally bought the clean version of GNX and I can’t stand it, so now I’ve gotta get the dirty version.

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Just saw a guy at Harris Teeter who looked like the love child of Mac from Superchunk and Mac from It’s Always Sunny.

UPDATE: Secret Service agents — not ICE — were denied entry at a Chicago school despite initial CPS reports, a CPS source said. Secret Service agents were looking for an 11-year-old who posted an anti-Trump video, the source said. https://buff.ly/3EatFDz

Donald Trump’s decision to press pause on communications from health organizations amid an escalating bird flu breakout could take America’s soaring egg prices and make them even worse.

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Exactly. And film yourself doing it for social media!

Hey Kevin, what’s up with your law school classmates?

RIP to a true visionary.

If you’re not afraid of getting canceled, you fucking coward, why didn’t you let them print your name?

So very true—thank you. In case useful to work anyone is doing or inclined to do on the issue, I humbly submit this essay I wrote on the evangelical Christian iteration of the phenomenon.