C’mon, Missouri … It’s brazenly un-American to cancel Dolly.

Bret surprised me. I knew I should’ve put my money on Vanilla Ice.

Scientists will soon reach a consensus that we probably deserve what’s coming.

Always something to look forward to these days …

Bret Michaels is going to be the last man standing and I’m willing to bet he’s pretty pumped about that.

Found something to watch today. Seems like Alaska state cops are a special breed.

Caught an episode of “The Golden Girls” the other night snd was reminded how long Trump has been a punchline …

And the enshitifcation of all tech continues at a rapid pace.

Did Vance really post a pic with the word “Fraud” slapped right on top of his image? Either his social team hates him or they’re as dumb as you’d assume them to be.

Dentists are going to be very, very busy soon… because stupidity.

Good evening

Hegseth is focused on locking down deals for some awesome Warfighter koozies and tees for his 4th of July party.

Operation Naked Gun would be better.

He has chosen perhaps the only time in American history when you could release proof of alien visitors and most people would respond with either, “We don’t have time for this right now!” or “How do we get them to come back and take over?”

This is insane. There’s a distrust of vitamins now? Or just anything that comes via a needle?

We’re gonna need a bigger cognitive test…

Going to be using this one a lot today …

Farmers have found a real enemy in the Trump admin. Unfortunately, many still don’t understand that.

There really is no defense for stupidity and waste of this magnitude. “Windmills are scary” is just not something that should drive major policy and monetary decisions.

Huge revenue opportunity if they offer a Trump-free version for an additional fee.

So, based on what I’m seeing, the entire point of tonight was to officially kick off a very weird, coordinated “pro-White House ballroom” messaging campaign.

What America is doing vs. What other countries are doing. Massive consumption (with bonus pollution!) vs. Massive production. Eat the future vs. Be the future.

How long are we going to be riding this incredibly stupid rollercoaster?

Same.

Just hide it away and move on. Solid science and public policy.

Look, I’m online a lot. I consume a lot of media. Much more than average folks. I know next to nothing about this guy, except that a statistically tiny subset of folks are obsessed with him & some don’t like him. Wild to see the energy being put into covering a dude most Americans are unaware of.

Despicable.

It’s a total mismatch. Prime Ali vs. Jake Paul. Truly a “rope-a-dope” situation. Pope Leo can just smile and quote Jesus while Trump gets angrier and angrier, flailing pathetically.

What a week.

Just for fun, I’m sharing something that I wish was still around for kids these days. Now they get brain-rotting BS from Prager U … youtu.be/8_NzZvdsbWI?...

@golden.house.gov What are you doing? Sorry, but there really is no defense for this.

Something to check out this afternoon. Should be a great discussion.

Whoops.

If you are a Christian who believes in the Antichrist, then may I present you with … The Antichrist. Honestly, at this point, he’s beating you over the head with his Antichrist-ness.

All Republicans (and everyone, really) talked about when I was growing up was how to prevent teen pregnancies. We’ve now reached the lunatic stage of being sad that we succeeded.

Chimpanzees have clearly been exposed to social media.

“.. The Iran war increasingly looks not only like another shocking humiliation but perhaps the greatest strategic blunder in American military history.” @newrepublic.com newrepublic.com/article/2087...

Shamelessness will get you a long way in the world today.

All that bombing and bragging and the U.S. still takes the L. Snatched defeat from the jaws of victory while losing billions and losing lives.

Awesome. This will make it easier for them to hunt and kill us some day.

Cocaine Shark is coming for you…

Artemis II crew returning to Earth.

This whole conversation is a gigantic waste of time and a massive distraction from reality.

This actually just lying. Not journalism. There is no defense for this.

Put this on a t-shirt.

Watching more coverage of Geno Auriemma and getting pissed off. She shook hands with him pregame and postgame. How many handshakes does this bastard want? 6? 10? Sad part is he’s pissed at himself and taking it out on a woman. His team wasn’t ready. Played nervous and couldn’t shoot. That’s on him.

Are we sure this isn’t an April Fool’s gag? I mean, I knew things were going downhill at the @nytimes.com, but damn …