Dustin May wearing #3 and pitching on May 3rd is incredible.

This👇🏽 deserves to be posted 100 times but I’d be labeled spam.

A decidedly grim look into the future.

New favorite diss just dropped.

AI, you’ve done it again. A triumph.

This is because they found out local long snapper @johnmoe.bsky.social was taking his talents to Duval County.

We didn’t vote the way he wanted. Our governor ran for vp. We love and protect our immigrant neighbors. But they shouldn’t kidnap us, shoot us, defund medical care, or terrorize our neighborhoods. We are stronger than we should have had to become. We just want to be weirdos who are left alone.

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

And now we enter the 10th circle of internet hell: social media serving us April 1st content for weeks and weeks to come.

Oh, you have a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu? That’s nice. I put my one-year-old daughter’s socks on every morning.

It wasn’t even regular Fox and Friends. It was Fox and Friends Weekend. They’re putting the military in the hands of Steve Doocy’s understudy.

The rules, if you are keeping track: If a single left activist anywhere in the world says "defund the police," it becomes the official position of the Democratic Party, now and forever. If the president's top surrogate repeatedly sieg-heils on stage, it's ambiguous, impossible to interpret.

The Hunter Biden story is a perfect encapsulation of what’s wrong with American media: Is it a story? Sure. But every newspaper in America devoting front page headlines to Hunter fucking Biden while Trump appoints a cabal of rapists, racists and con-men to positions of enormous power is MADNESS.

now now boys, you're both industries propped up with hard-earned taxpayers' dollars to poison them with sugar

Your BJJ black belt doesn’t impress me. I’ve successfully gotten my 16-month-old daughter into her car seat.

Earnest post, but: a thing I like here is it’s okay to have moments of happiness in public without being broadly scolded, and I believe that sustaining this kind of humanity will be very important as we resist fascism. We have to sustain each other. Making joy isn’t denial, it’s how we will survive