"[New Yorkers] look at a .4% chance and say why are you giving me a headstart?"

After hours of Canva slide making for my talk for lectures on tap tomorrow, I wish I didn't crush myself into powder making the slides But I get to use my favorite screenshot and create an Agenda slide. I gotta be me.

Your future girlfriend isn't at the club, she's featured on the Mets jumbotron for knitting.

The Free Press: Zohran says he's not antisemtic, but there are bagels homeless on the streets of brooklyn

Watch out haters i'm learning a new medium

It's Jewish American Heritage Month, you have to like my new headshots. Lenny's Lens smashed it!!

The old 1. 2

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Me ending work at 3pm on Friday:

When you're assembling a pint of homemade ice cream, it's not enough to layer the ice cream, ribbon, and toppings. In order for it be fully finished, you have to violently, aggressively, decisively plunge a spatula or big spoon through it at least 5 times to combine, but not mix.

Sorry to people who took the ERIC NOT ATTRACTIVE AND HAPPY on Kalshi

If i die under mysterious circumstances, bury me at wingfest

SECURITY CLEARANCE

Exciting news: I'm thrilled to share that I've joined National Ramah as a Storytelling Strategist & Consultant 🎉 If you need proof of the full circle: here's me at 34 working at camp, me at 22 working at Camp Ramah in Canada, and me as a camper at 15. I still make the same face in photos.

FUCK

Starting a new job tomorrow so my drive for getting 5000 chores done and finding an appropriate sweet treat are the same

My warlock patron is Wegmans

I'm back

shows you right, Partiful, I've been obsessing about it weeks earlier so it's significantly better than last year!!!!

Thank you leg day

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Thank you Lex for letting me absolutely coooook.

Doing my first lecture with Lectures on Tap!!! I'm so excited. If someone wants the ticket link early, lmkkkk they don't drop until sunday

This is what my insides look like

Kiki has never delivered more

Introduce me to your granddaughters, I'm nice and can mahj

Who wants to play a Model UN-like??

Mahj mahj mahj mahj mahj EVERYBODY

Is this... is this joy?

Every Tuesday is a good Tuesday. It's the Afterparty at The End of The Show. Enjoy our wrap-up of Campaign 4 and the entire podcast, as prompted by your final questions. What a run. May your rolls trend ever upwards. pca.st/qeo16qsz

A fantastic sign off to a fantastic series of live -play podcasts as Join The Party finished its series finale. There are other live-play podcasts, but this one is such a high bar just to meet. Thanks for the ride @jointhepartypod.com 🤘

As we go on we remember all the time had together.

it's fucking cool that my TTRPG podcast had an episode sponsored by the Working Families Party.

Same.

Hell yeah

Fall in love again and again Fall in love again and again

"Win Son with my dim son" - me and action bronson, probably

If anyone has any advice for processing the end of your longest creative project, i'd love to hear it!

The party is winding down. Enjoy the last few episodes, give us your Afterparty questions, and we love you all 🎲❤️

Snow days are for 9 hr board games

I am finally at a part in my life when i'm enjoying the good parts, even when so much feels unstable This breakfast and superb coffee shop bathroom lighting at Lulla's helps

I dont gym post but i squatted 3 sets of 45lb and i'm proud

The ol 1 2

Does Kilonova 2 even know about Kilonova?

I love going to the movies. I'm gonna keep track this year. And make fun of my top 4 boxd.it/ioZ5H

THEY ARE SHOWING THE ORIGINAL SPIDERMAN AT UNION SQUARE TONITE AND I DO NOT HAVE ANYONE TO GO WITH ME. WHO WANTS TO COME?

I have been sick since xmas. I need to end this year with something that makes me feel alive.

This is how I am going to remember it: This is the year I kept a list of all the good food I ate so I wouldn't forget it. This is the year I started lifting. This is the year I started writing fiction and enjoyed it. This is the year I doubled down on seeing movies in theaters because I love it

I sat down with a red rice donut from Win Son and put on PlutoTV. Dropped immediately into Fast Five where theyre pulling the safe through the streets of sao paolo. 2026 might be my year.