I do not like cats

It’s pathetic to use a public microwave, and KNOW you made a mess, but not clean it smh. There’s literally napkins next to it

Already one year since I’ve gotten my car wow

Peloton users, drop your names below

Just viewed my college transcript for the first time in some years. I don’t remember taking some of those classes

It’s completely valid for parents to be burnout on their kids I get it. But please don’t project those frustrations onto the people without them.

Showered and in bed before 11pm woohoo

Big mama gotta elevate this knee. Idk why I thought jogging on the treadmill was a good idea

May December be kind to us all.

Alright, it’s time for me to lock in & really get serious about losing this weight I gained from eating crazy. No more play time

I think by the time I’m 45 I would like to be the rich auntie who travels during the holidays

I am disappointed in the amount of grown aged adults, that feel it’s not necessary to know how to read. Or that reading itself is not of importance. That’s fucking FALSE and the reason kids are dumb today. Being raised by adults like this.

I am a chronic Googler. It does not matter what the topic is. If I do not understand what someone is talking about it, I’m going to look it up. Every time. Even if it’s none of my business, even if it’s not important. To know that I don’t know something is like an itch that must be scratched.

I skeet like it’s Twitter in 2010-2011, just say anything that comes to mind without a care in the world

Finally about to watch Highest 2 Lowest

Wake looks good

So my 10 year old nephew finally watched End Game, he done made a memorial for Iron Man

Ahhh and just like that, no work for the next 9 days

Hopefully, like the bird brain she is 🤣

Iff all next week from work ahhhh

I don’t care that they loss, I got much satisfaction watching Wemby dunk on Green

My cousin gotta put his dog down, I am so sad. I remember taking him to get him.

I unfollow for next to nothing. I just unfollowed a guy for making a “Only women, kids and animals are loved unconditionally. Men are only loved when they have money” Stfu have you been to a prison? Line looking like Magic City when Jeezy there. I’m overly tired of that narrative.

Showered annnd in bed before 10pm

Where’s Vella? 😕

I’ll never forget how niggas started treating Tory Lanez like he was a once in a lifetime generational artist after he got charged for shooing Meg. Shit was nasty to see in real time. They acted like the industry was trying to get rid of him because he was “too powerful”. Please shut up

I deadass cannot stand people talking loud af

1,4,13

I’m a member of Bedside Baptist.

I'm good with that!! #booksky #AI

Let me shower so I can finish this book. I went to bed all early lastnight and never picked it up

I wish I had a friend to maintenance my locs for me.

Threads>>>>all these apps

How did y’all choose your major?

What’s for lunch folks?

What’s for dinner? We’re indecisive here

Being velcro. Thinking being together 24/7=healthy

If I’m still there

Shout outs to California

Has any woman whose caught a bouquet, actually gotten married?

Chapter 2 of my new read.

I’m sorry. Niggas are so ignorant talking about food stamps being taken away

Just when I thought men couldn’t get more bored, I see two men going back and forth over pissing etiquette. 1 said he can’t wear skims because there’s no hole in the crotch. Man 2 said bro who uses those? If you don’t just pull him out over the waist band and put it back.

I’m at a 0 right now. I used to rotate about 5 of them. I’m tired of hearing everyone and their opinions bow days

Everywhere except the faculty lunch room, I get my food and go.

I’m add everything to my calendar age now 😀

I love Jazmine Sullivan

For the first time in my 37 years, I am pairing fried catfish with my spaghetti.

Why was there a Black barber cutting a child’s hair, while holding his own dick in his opposite hand? I’m so confused. He needs to be under the ground

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