I’m a water girlie. Since Thanksgiving, I’ve been drinking more soda than normal. Today, my body said: BITCH PLEASE!

Hol’up, big baby!

My man, my man, my mannnnn!

Put me under the tree 🌲

Was tryna oil up my lil tiddies & it got on my dress ☹️

WTF is wrong with boffa yall? 🤣

My parents are divorced & they are both hilarious! Lmfao! My dad has a TON on land. She gone text me today talking abt “You think ya daddy will give me some land?” Lmfaoooo!

I love venting to my dad because he lets me curse like a sailor in peace! Lmfao!

I. Am. Sleepy.

I know my daughters don’t mean no harm, but I gotta get them to stop asking folks if they took a bath 🤣😭😂

I spend $480 a month on ONE kid for softball training 😭

Y’all ready for a lil nap?

They be sniffin them & even buying them from you once you leave them. Allegedly.

Listen.

Then another trip the day after. It’s my Birthday month 🥳

Jeezy in Vegas in appx 2 weeks. I’m about to ack up 😅

My kid came straight home & been eating greens all day 🤣

Just Salem & Celine’s fine a$$ mama doing what she do 😌

I put in a lot of extra work to make sure they remain spiritually emotionally in tact. Overall, we’re BIG blessed & breaking generational curses. For that, Ima give thanks 🙏🏽

Sundaze.

I really wanna bake a cake, but I said I was doing good this week 😭

I’m finna make some stew. Yall want some?

Don’t matter how much of a loser a man is, there’s a loser ass woman seconding the notion.

Listen.

Can’t believe ya’ll let me have children with a loser! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Well. My daughters came home from with their dad today complaining about yet ANOTHER woman 🙃🙃🙃

I hate when I’m watching my story & it goes to somebody sh*t I been ignoring 😂😂😂

Nobody: Me: Lemme go ahead and block him real quick.

I got an uncle that’ll find whatever I need. I saw him on Thanksgiving & was like “I need a grate for my fireplace!” He called me yesterday & asked for the measurements. I’ll have one in the next few days 😂😂😂

Walking through Target & said to myself “Lord, I’m really draggin’ a lil wagon back here!” 😂😂😂😂😂

Thinking your kid is missing is some of THE scariest shit. When Salem’s school mishap happened, I literally wanted to just pass TF out. Longest 20 minutes EVER.

Ya’ll ready for bed?

Dissociating.

I’m supposed to be in the bed, spoon-feeding my man dressing right now.

Now, most folks come over to borrow sugar or butter…an egg, SOMETHING. My mama came around here talking about “Hey, let me borrow your oven rack!” Excuse me? LMAOOOOOO!

So when we going?

…and if I can’t taste nothing but sugar & sweet potatoes in that pie, KEEP IT.

I tried to edit it, but I'm high and my fingers are big.

Listen! 😂

Let my daughters sleep in my bed tonight & they are so content 🤣

This is how I know The Lord been working on me 🙌🏽🤣

Somebody come pick me up & carry me from my garage, into the house. Please?

I had a good day. Terrible evening, though. Had to give my babies a big ole hug & tell them “Mommy just isn’t having a good night…” 😩

Sweet little Sunday 💕

“i was testing you” - a loser with nothing to offer

Yall still in the bed?

💙💙💙

I need a nap.

This baby being killed by her step-brother is exactly why I pay CLOSE attention when I date men with kids (and yes, it goes both ways).

I woke up real hungry.