Let me get up & cook.

Lord, the men not BBQ’n down here like they used to.

Ain’t no way…

Drove myself to the ER yesterday & I knew I was passing my kidney stone, but bih! I needed some IV pain meds.

Imagine your child FaceTimes you & you pick up the phone & say “Hey, baby!” Just to realize it’s your ex-husband on the phone. 💀

Y’all ready for bed?

I’m abt to start a GFM for this tuition 😭

My daughters are (almost) 7 and 9. They got their hair done today & im looking at them like “WOW! Y’all are like halfway from being grown.” 😭😭😭

Anyone else unusually tired or just me?

Happy Monday, yall. I’m still in the bed 🤭

I didn’t 30 minutes of work & got back in the bed 😂

I feel like I need some color, but iDK. I love neutrals.

Tell me to get my a$$ up & finish rearranging & decorating my room…

Mimosas: 1 Me: 0

Sunday with the bestie went like this 🤣

It’s a man that I can tell “Text me every hour if you care…” that will set an alarm & text me every hour. …that’s why I can’t ever beg a man to talk to me.

I used to hate being sensitive. Now? I thank God that I have a heart & conscience.

I been putting this bed together since noon. Everybody can kiss my ass.

I pulled up FB & the first thing I see is the funeral of a young mom & her two babies. TORE. ME. UP. Lord 😭😭😭

I have emotional support animals. They literally always show up in my backyard if I’m feeling anything other than happy.

I want to paint today as well.

Guess I’ll do some Saturday morning cleaning.

*hs 🙂‍↕️

I just feel like it’s too much going on in the world right now to try to date. Is that not a valid reason? 😩🤣

I want my Birthday to be “Forty-Juan in San Juan”.

I need to get Vacancy on vinyl. Y’all go listen to Ari Lennox “Pretzel” if you haven’t 🤭

Ok, maybe I should pull out my vinyls and set a mood…

A song.

Ya’ll know I hate typos 😩🤣

What y’all doing tonight?

Also, don’t ask me what I’m looking for in a man. Just show up as you would if you didn’t ask me that dumb shit at our big age.

Just checked the mirror & it turns out, I do indeed have a phatty. Happy Friday!

Yall. Premium gas is $5/gallon.

I got a homeboy going for his CNA right now in preparation! Lmfao! Even CNA’s were making good money.

I asked the girls yesterday. “Do yall want mommy to get an older car & not have a car note or a new car & have a car note?” They said NO NOTE. I’m doing something right 🥳😂

Nurses were making $150K - $220K on 13 week contracts. Give me the hazmat & cover me in the name of Jesus 🙏🏽😂

Everybody talking abt they not working if another panny comes. Me? Sign. Me. Up.

I’m out running errands & this FINE man just asked for my number. I’m so shame, OMG 😂

I’m finna get me a lil car with good gas mileage. I ain’t lying. This is insane.

Courtney. Girl. You owe me NOTHING.

Can’t believe I signed up to work on my off days this week.

Janelle Monáe dress in motion

Ari Lennox…the mic? Is ON!

I remembered to take my Magnesium one week before I started my cycle this month & BOOM! No headaches.

I’m ready for Imperfect Women tomorrow tho!

I’ve been watching The Beast In Me and 🔥

Landlords were NOT happy about our efforts to pass renter protections in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. That didn’t stop us 🧵

You not finna “WYD?” me every day. Please escort yourself from my texts.

The way Black people collect obituaries is a form of ancestral veneration.

Gold Peak has the best zero sugar sweet tea.