I been over here crying my eyeballs out bc I don’t have my daughters today 🥺

Friday.

Let me get up & clean up.

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In case you were thinking about having kids, I just overheard my 2 comparing the size of their poop in the toilet.

I made some chicharrones, right? So, once I realized I didn’t wanna waste the water I boiled them in before frying…I threw some MF’n noodles in it & 🔥🤣

If you had to choose being another race, what race would you be & why?

I will never be able to understand how anyone sleeps comfortably without taking a shower first. IDC how tired I am. Ima waRsh my tail before bed.

I think Nothing Bundt Cakes might be the best chain bakery. Them cakes ain’t ever let me down. I even like the flavors I don’t like 😹

Yall mean to tell me that me getting older & being perimenopausal is this reason I can’t sleep at night???????

Cool things happened today. I always pray before work, right? For starters: Monday is normally my off day. One of my patients came in & we were just chatting & I have no clue how we landed here, but she ended up needing some help.

Aight. Finna go house shopping now 🥳😹

Yall. My student loans just got discharged 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Lord, THANK YOU!

When I get distant, I’m more than likely working through my own issues & trying to avoid dumping them on others.

The 🍒 on top!

I’m so sleepy, but my kid wants me to finish watching Matilda with her.

Yall have a good weekend?

The goal is to remain genuine. Not waste my time proving it.

Whore’n season has commenced.

It’s so pretty out today, but these allergies? It’s Benadryl & Bed.

Little girls are expensive. I have TWO. Please keep me lifted in prayer.

I truly pray she goes on to have a healthy pregnancy & baby 🙏🏽🥹

Today, I watch a young black couple get answers behind why the wife was unable to maintain a pregnancy. The sigh of relief on her face just to finally have an answer 😭😭🤎🤎🤎

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Why am I like this? Lmfao!

Mammogram was CLEAR. I’ve been anxious about it all day. I’m tired & sleepy now.

Big stone: $20 Medium stone: $10 Small stone: $5

I’ve said before that we should bring back stoning. You can purchase a stone to throw. All proceeds from that stone purchases go to the victim(s). I stand on that 😌

Personally, I think castration is an appropriate punishment for rapists if they have to stay alive.

I almost forgot abt that, SMH!

Dang, that’s crazy.

The day has felt weird.

I walked in the bathroom & the girls had stuff everywhere talking abt they were having a spa day. I told them to clean up & get out. They said “Awww mannnn!” Next thing I know, I’m in the kitchen whipping up a quick charcuterie plate for them bc you know what? HELL YEAH.

Lmaoooo! This trend been having me hollering!

Happy Sunday 💙

Whew, baby…I am TIRED.

Oh, I LOVE it!!! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Me: we need money for Auntie Anne’s Pretzels! A 40 year old daddy’s girl & not shame abt it 😂😂😂

I was on the phone with my daddy for like an hour. By the time we got off the phone, we’d planned to meet up this afternoon for him to take me to buy another g u n 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

IDK if my story on FB hit a specific algorithm or what, but I got a solid 106 new DMs that I refuse to open or acknowledge 😂😂😂

We do not care if yall are sick of us buying up all the neckties 😌😂😘

Gimme the flavored 205/55R16 over the Albanese 🤣🤣🤣

My mind struggles to understand & accept the depths that people are willing go for the sake of money & power.

“Ignorance is bliss” has been my life regarding news & politics for a while. I finally started tapping in here & there & OMG 😪💔 I can’t believe how many evil people are walking this earth. It’s heartbreaking.

I’m thank God for my health 💟

The Mole on Netflix had me in a lil chokehold.

I see what she’s saying, but add a man not playing about all three of us to that &…

My coworker told me today: I don’t want you to think I’m glamorizing single motherhood for you, but a woman raising little girls is just very bougie, very demure, very classy! 🤣🤣🤣

My daughters just got into it. It’s real quiet in the house now. I don’t get in their business unless I have to 😂 Seriously, I’ve done a pretty good job at teaching them conflict resolution.

Men have so much AUDACITY.