The painting my 6 year old daughter Emma made when our cat went missing for three weeks. He was locked in a farmer's shed, he's fine now.

I'm sorry wife for gassing out the house making chocolate hot sauce. I'm sorry I will do it again though

Skunks are not typically drunk mind you, it's just that skunk rhymes with drunk

youtu.be/NIusbRV4HnI?... Top track of 2026

@ronniemartin.bsky.social I love your music so much

I just love rabitos so much

You want to be European? Put some yoghurt on veggies, doesn't matter which ones, serve with bread and cheese BAM I'm the most European guy out there never been

What I know from the movies: nobody who throws a knife misses. Ever.

The weirdest sad thing that ever happened to me was our next door neighbour when I first moved to USA, the kid was like two years younger than me, Frankie. And his dad didn't like that we played basketball together and implied I was weird for doing that because I was too old. I was 13 and he was 11.

Cashlin

This Japanese brand ketchup (made in Turkey) just has really bad graphic design or maybe it's me who is wrong

I was told that there would be bread with this circus

I live in a country that people love to talk about having good public transportation but not in rice field country. I can either drive 20 minutes or public transportation would be about 1:45 each way. Maybe 150円 worth of gas vs 600円fare. So now I'm cycling so far so good.

ill sell you a whole set for $40

Hey synthesizer I'm sorry I neglected you recently

Happy Caturday Bluesky 🩵

You guys like smells? Grow some lantana

Why in Japan you can go to any grocery store and buy pizza with pepperoni on it but you can't buy pepperoni anywhere in this entire country

Grow little dill, you will flavor the tzatziki of my dreams

Don't worry little stray cilantro, I'll protect you. Until Taco Tuesday

You guys like smells? Grow some lantana

the nerve

I feel awful about not going to support #NoKings today. My #makenoiseGTE arrived today...

As a 46 year old musician and songwriter the last 8 years have been crazy prolific. By my last count I’ve written 102 songs and I feel like I’m getting better and better! If you’re curious check my stuff out here. Everything fully written/recorded/performed by yours truly. strangemagic.bandcamp.com

Gregger, I'm on my way

This is a musical project account. This musical project is only kind of active. But I love music. And maybe you'll like my songs about feelings, food, places, and bodies.

My stupid cat that is an indoor cat but occasionally escapes outside didn't come tonight and it's tearing my family apart. Kids going to bed crying, my wife is angry at everyone. Come home you asshole

Don't weed whack drunk

not my business but i don't think you're getting cleaner from that bath, my guy

There's an old saying in Tennessee, I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me. you can't get fooled again

The final copies of my last vinyl release ‘Cinema Du Look’ are on sale this weekend over at the soundtrack lovers favourite - Spun Out Of Control. One of my most ambitious albums, I created a virtual 80’s band to make music that sits alongside chic French movies like Diva, Subway and Betty Blue

Sorry bacteria, see how boiling oil treats you

Bradley Uppercrust III

I have reached a decision with the cat

bro

My cat just bit me FUCK you cat