Is it possible mercury is in retrograde just for me? That’s how today feels.

Wrote a cholo jam for the homies to step to www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AykRm2/

We're good.

Something I need you to know about me is that for as long as I can remember I’ve been making music in my head.

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JK Rowling wrote fantastical books about being marginalized for arbitrary reasons. There are characters using potions to change gender to impersonate other characters. But in all her imagination she can't apply that thinking to ordinary life and understand that she might be wrongheaded.

Got an album coming out next Friday. It’s a bit different. I listen to it almost everyday to make sure I still like it. I still do. Which means it’s probably pretty good. Can’t wait for you to hear it.

Donald Trump is the universe experiencing what it’s like being the biggest asshole that’s ever existed

The fear of autism (which is a spectrum by the way) has led to some gnarly behavior. People overly concerned with whatever their idea of normal is. What a sad and boring existence. I’d want to get raptured too!

It seems like the 10 Commandments are too complicated for some people. Heck, the people that talk about them the most seem to ignore them. How about 5 Suggestions?

Go ahead and get raptured so that the rest of us can live in peace

I wrote and recorded Effervescent like I do every album, at my desk a home in between doing actual work. I find my best inspiration is procrastination.

Hi there! Just dropping in to share “Sugar Free” off the upcoming Strange Magic album “Effervescent” out Oct 3rd! youtu.be/-GnOIpO2pEc?...

Lately when I see a trailer for a movie I’m interested in seeing I think “That looks good, I hope we make it until then”

How much do I not shop at Target? I went to JC Penny for my clothing needs today. I’m no hero…just a man…

It’s funny how the worst Kennedy seems the least likely to suffer the fate of the more famous ones

Played a couple of shows this weekend. We’re a really good band. You should hear us sometime.

I’m a mirror baby

Here’s $5000, please make us some babies so that we can deport them as soon as they’re potty trained

Have a milkshake at 66 Diner and come over at 8pm for some tunes!

Excited to play a weekend of back to back shows! I can’t remember the last time something like this occurred.

What if you could see what your friends feel like doing and join them with one tap? No need to text around or make plans. Just simple, real-life hangs when the moment feels right. Could you use something like that?

This some next level BS

It rained this morning. Caught the baby birds nesting on our porch being fed. Then it snowed. We felt lazy. No chores. Crafts, brownies, a frozen pizza. Godards’s Breathless.

Next weekend!

Witness the lashing out of irrelevancy

Went to int'l day at the university and was happy to see so many people of such a variety just enjoying the day and showcasing their food and wares. Students from every corner of the world. Bright and friendly. I felt a love of humanity. Fuck those who would take this away from us.

Choosing the unsubstantiated fear of Autism over the real threat of death from not being vaccinated is about the most idiotic thing a parent can do. It’s child abuse to sacrifice your own flesh and blood to be part of whatever insane cult you’re in.

Someone should have unleashed a skunk at the Marjorie Taylor Greene town hall

In terms of propaganda the avg. US citizen has been treated to nearly N. Korea levels of nationalist bs. We’ve been mid at best and anything we can claim to be proud of culturally has been an unintended consequence of our colonial legacy.

The Enshitification continues…

Playing some shows

In other news I watched Tombstone last night. What a ridiculous movie. Dudes rock?

Nearly everything that civilization does is in some sense “made up” and tomorrow is going to take the cake for a completely “made up” and unnecessary crisis.

It’s gonna be a MAGA Monday Where is my 401k? I don’t have funds day Banks are on a run day It’s just another MAGA Monday…

Stamos is pals with Mike Love so his being at Mar A Lago isn’t surprising

Weirdly many of my dearest and oldest friends are born in April. What’s up with that?

If you’re opposed to fascism and you still use X, then no you aren’t.

Why do I have to be here for the find out part? I didn’t fuck around.

Share this with anybody you know who watches Fox News

If time is the 4th dimension then 4d chess is just regular old chess

The name Canada Dry implies the existence of a soda called Mexico Wet

Bully all the billionaires

Maybe we can have a moratorium on April Fools tomorrow? I don’t think anybody has the patience for that right now.

I don't give a shit about your generative AI art. It is not a skill. It is mildly creative theft.

Delete your Twitter account. It’s not worth it. Leave it for the sycophants and the bots