My almost 5 year old is in her passive aggressive sign phase (I help her spell, but she types them)

Reading Iron Maidens reviews again and there’s something about reading a guy that is extremely horny talking about his experience seeing an all women Iron Maiden tribute band in the front row at a concert in the Wisconsin Dells that I think I could write a whole movie about

Hat check

Jason left Metallica because they wouldn't give him time to get sober. They then turned around and made a doc about James getting sober and their hunt for Jason's replacement. What a bunch of assholes. www.theprp.com/2026/05/05/n...

My power metal band Central Force (@centralforce.bsky.social) is releasing our first single “Lords of Iron” tomorrow morning at 8AM EST. I’ll make another post once the song is available, but I’d greatly appreciate anyone who follows us in the meantime!

We impulsively purchased a Switch 2 last week. I've been playing Final Fantasy VII Remake, Doom, Mario Kart Deluxe. Wife's been playing Pokopia and Stardew Valley. What else should we play?

What’s the best turn of the century power metal band to only release two albums?

Remembering that The Haunted’s first few records are very good.

Still salty about the Wings shitting the bed and missing the playoffs again but watching Ottawa get swept instead was cathartic.

Damn the Flyers just might sweep the Pens.

Time to taste the Rockies brother

lol fuck u hair

hockey.

Season in Review episode is here - it's a big one! Tune in for: 🎙️ Player-by-player analysis 🎙️ Full review of forwards, defense, & goalies 🎙️ Grades, roster construction, & team performance 🎙️ Judging McLellan, Yzerman, & front office impacts 🎙️ #RedWings +NHL news & more #LGRW

HOO BOY the Stars got their shit pushed in.

Comfort Colors size large t-shirts.... yeh that's pretty much my shit right now.

Current mood

Emperor was insane

REVIEW: Spirit Adrift - Infinite Illumination via 20 Buck Spin 5 out of 5

toiletovhell.com/review-spiri... This was the little something special I got in my inbox the other day. Go read my review over on @toiletovhell.bsky.social

Today is my daughter’s first day back at school since breaking her leg two weeks ago and I am having some big feelings about it.

Got a little something special in my inbox today.

When Detroit sat atop the Eastern Conference on January 5th, it was because they had 3 more games played. They were 4th in points% on that day. But still. Detroit in 2026 held the top spot in their conference with less than half the season to go. This collapse is unacceptable

I don’t like the new Corrosion of Conformity very much.

Wistfully thinking of Mini Gene Simmons at Rover Fest. Gone too soon

It’s been a real crazy fucker of a week but my kid is able to bear weight on her broken leg again and I’m seeing Emperor/Blood Incantation in seven days so it ain’t all horrible.

Yeh, I don’t think I even want to watch this Wings team in the playoffs this year anymore.

Hell yeh… broken leg can’t keep us from a morning stroller hike.

Having a weird time right now.

I knew the moment they said Philly has the worst power play in the league that they would score.

Considering applying for the opportunity to take it all down from the inside.

Simon Edvinsson: Hockey Guy 😃 #LGRW

I’ve never felt more specifically targeted in my life…

Our bassist/vocalist has a new side project with an EP that dropped today… listen if you like filthy caveman riffs. hammerthronetx.bandcamp.com/album/hammer...

Kid got her first hairline fracture

I need coffee, a breakfast taco, and for both the Islanders and Senators to lose tonight.

The Red Wings are my favorite hockey team. The Red Wings are also my least favorite hockey team.

Brilly Cogran

It's been said again and again in the past few days, but I don't think there's a more perfect pairing than Aaron Turner and Neurosis. I really hope that this is a longterm arrangement.

Learning a new doomed death song by the band Void Witch.

I’m about to go surprise my daughter at school by reading a book to her class. Again, you can’t fuck with my vibes today.

Will the Chuck Norris joke guys finally shut up now?

Nobody can ruin my vibes after that win last night. NOBODAy.

That is a MASSIVE Win for Detroit

What a fuckin game that was. LGRW.

Burgers and nipple sounds like a sick date night am I right…

Dylan Larkin is putting in work by himself before Red Wings morning skate today