Happy Cinco de Mayo to all those who celebrate!

🎵A happy little song for you about Drug Fraud’s Gravy Plane 🎵 #DougFordIsCorrupt #DougFordMustGo

62 million visits from men, most of whom reside in the US, to this online rape academy in February. Women are not angry enough.

Hooray and Hahahahaha for Canada!

#JannArden and #MichaelBublé make beautiful music — and maybe a baby?! — together. ❤️🤣 (Paid for by the Government of Canada)

Such a thoughtful gift from Iran!

My Prime Minister saying that he is very honored, but I think the closed captioning had it right. 😁

On this International Women’s Day, we remain vigilant about what we must protect. And we remain determined about accomplishing the work ahead.

True story.

1. Today we celebrate Toronto’s 182th birthday. Which is pretty weird. Because Toronto isn’t 192 years old. And it wasn’t founded in March. Here goes my annual rant…

St Gobnait, a 6th-century saint, celebrated on 11th February, was born in Co. Clare, and later established her convent in Ballyvourney. She is the patron saint of bees, and legend says she defended her community by turning marauders away with swarms of bees. #Bees #Folklore #Art

Our Prime Minister grieves with us as we try to cope with our anguish after the horrific school shooting in Tumbler Ridge, BC. Our hearts go out to the members of this small community. 💔 #TumblerRidge #PrimeMinisterMarkCarney #CanadaGrieves

The death of Alex Pretti has been ruled a homicide, the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office said. Pretti was shot Jan. 24 during a chaotic encounter with federal immigration officers in Minneapolis. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez were named as the two officers who fired at Pretti.

A super-talented Canadian actress and comedian has been taken from us far, far too soon. Rest in peace, Catherine O’Hara. 1954-2026

Best. Review. Ever.

Drug Fraud: The Science Centre’s roof is going to collapse! We have to demolish the whole place (reading between the lines: so my developer friends can get rich building condos there)! Ontario Science Centre: Hold my Van de Graaff generator. The OSC: Built for 🇨🇦 winter.

I am excited to report that Toronto has made ”We Rate Dogs”. 11/10, no notes (but some confusion). #GriffonBruxellois #BrusselsGriffon #ZZPup #DogDynasty

And it snowed, and it snowed, and it kept on snowing. Toronto Canada on Sunday evening. I had to shovel a path for them to have a bathroom break in my tiny backyard. Then Ottley joyously created a second path for all three Doggos to enjoy.

The Bored of Peace (aka the Legion of Doom) is in session. Interesting choices — except for Captain Worf. Not sure why he was invited to this Axis meeting... Perhaps all Klingons look the same to tRump and he meant to invite General Chang or the Duras Sisters? IYKYK. #StarTrek #BoardOfPeace

Steve had to get through college somehow...

Good to see President Macron in Davos today.   Canada and France will always stand together for sovereignty, territorial integrity, and peace.

Japan accuses the U.S. of failing to deliver $6.9B in military equipment, with 118 FMS contracts delayed over five years, forcing reliance on older gear and leaving critical systems like the E-2D Hawkeye unsupported despite advance payments.

“We must learn that passively to accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, and thereby to become a participant in its evil.” -- Martin Luther King Jr.

Can confirm, 100% accurate.

And it snowed, and it snowed, and it kept on snowing…

Joanna Johnson, a Canadian highschool VEEP and teacher of Canadian, American, and world history, breaks down everything you need to know about Venezuela and the US — and how we got from there to here today.

Happy New Year 🤞🏼

2026 is the Year of the Fire Horse. Given the year we’ve just had, I STRONGLY suggest we lunge that sucker for 24 hours straight before we even THINK of taking 2026 for a spin. 😱 #NewYear2026 #YearoftheHorse

Canada has grown an incredible amount over the last year. We have learned that we must stand up for our values and democracy. We are shining a light in dark times. This is my talk from a @meidascanada.ca townhall with @westendphoenix.bsky.social @meidastouch.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Li2...

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Merry Christmas, Canada!

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

I can confirm this (still) works.

Guessing the folks at Jim Beam are none too happy with the Ayatollah Complaini… #JimBeam #FAFO #ElbowsUp #CanadianThreads

Feels to me like the last quote here is more devastating and incriminating than even the birthday book and the photos and the rest.

You’ve heard a thousand takes on Canada. This one starts with a TV show about a dog. My keynote speech on Canadian identity, quiet courage, and why Canada survives by sticking together. It ends with a direct challenge for you: “Which one will you be?” youtu.be/zlA2fxrj3tk

A very Canadian Christmas scene. 🦫🎄

NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES DAY 14 DECEMBER 2025 Sandy Hook 13 years ago😪 Now Brown University & Bondi Beach Children that have had to witness this all the time STOP We have Lost So Many When will it eve end Always just thoughts and prayers THIS WILL ASTOUND YOU PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP⬇️⬇️

Congratulations, Governor Newsom, for winning the Canadian Peace Prize! 🇨🇦Please enjoy your $50 Timmies gift card, jug of maple syrup, big bucket o’ poutine, and a kissable cod. A Mountie will be by in a few weeks — depending on how fast their horse is — to deliver your prize. #GavinNewsom

Every year around this time, I think, “I don’t think I can do winter this year.“ Then I remember I’m Canadian and pull on my big-girl (fleece-lined) pants, complain about the weather with friends and neighbours, then get on with the business of being Canadian.

We are aware of intelligence reports suggesting that a certain iceberg off our coast is being eyed by the Trump regime, after they pirated a Venezuelan oil tanker. We are resolute in our defense of icebergs and any attempt to “grab” it will result in swift destruction. -PM Tuxley II

Hey, has anyone tried unplugging the United States and then plugging it in again? Asking for a friend!

Bwahaha!!

This is some next level evil right here.

@oliviachow.bsky.social Please take note. I have seen an elderly person get knocked off their feet by an E bike rider who didn’t even look to see if she was hurt before taking off. It’s only a matter of time before they kill someone.

Although it’s been said many times, many ways: #BuyCanadian #ByeUSAmerican

Sadly, it’s the perfect choice for 2025. 🫤

Well, Drug Fraud is at it again. Now you get to pay a deposit on wine & liquor bottles, but you don’t get to collect it when you return them. So what is this? Everyone repeat after me: what is a new tax that isn’t a tax according to the corrupt Ford government? Temu Trump is at it again! 🤬 #ON_poli

Met with Prime Minister Holness at the G20 summit today and affirmed Canada’s ongoing support for relief efforts as Jamaicans recover from the devastating impacts of Hurricane Melissa. Our partnership in trade and security is strong. We’re working together to make it even stronger.