Best. Review. Ever.

Drug Fraud: The Science Centre’s roof is going to collapse! We have to demolish the whole place (reading between the lines: so my developer friends can get rich building condos there)! Ontario Science Centre: Hold my Van de Graaff generator. The OSC: Built for 🇨🇦 winter.

I am excited to report that Toronto has made ”We Rate Dogs”. 11/10, no notes (but some confusion). #GriffonBruxellois #BrusselsGriffon #ZZPup #DogDynasty

And it snowed, and it snowed, and it kept on snowing. Toronto Canada on Sunday evening. I had to shovel a path for them to have a bathroom break in my tiny backyard. Then Ottley joyously created a second path for all three Doggos to enjoy.

The Bored of Peace (aka the Legion of Doom) is in session. Interesting choices — except for Captain Worf. Not sure why he was invited to this Axis meeting... Perhaps all Klingons look the same to tRump and he meant to invite General Chang or the Duras Sisters? IYKYK. #StarTrek #BoardOfPeace

Steve had to get through college somehow...

Good to see President Macron in Davos today.   Canada and France will always stand together for sovereignty, territorial integrity, and peace.

Japan accuses the U.S. of failing to deliver $6.9B in military equipment, with 118 FMS contracts delayed over five years, forcing reliance on older gear and leaving critical systems like the E-2D Hawkeye unsupported despite advance payments.

“We must learn that passively to accept an unjust system is to cooperate with that system, and thereby to become a participant in its evil.” -- Martin Luther King Jr.

Can confirm, 100% accurate.

And it snowed, and it snowed, and it kept on snowing…

Joanna Johnson, a Canadian highschool VEEP and teacher of Canadian, American, and world history, breaks down everything you need to know about Venezuela and the US — and how we got from there to here today.

Happy New Year 🤞🏼

2026 is the Year of the Fire Horse. Given the year we’ve just had, I STRONGLY suggest we lunge that sucker for 24 hours straight before we even THINK of taking 2026 for a spin. 😱 #NewYear2026 #YearoftheHorse

Canada has grown an incredible amount over the last year. We have learned that we must stand up for our values and democracy. We are shining a light in dark times. This is my talk from a @meidascanada.ca townhall with @westendphoenix.bsky.social @meidastouch.com www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Li2...

You can tell that LotR was written by an academic because Gandalf disappears for like 20 years doing research to answer a single question.

Merry Christmas, Canada!

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

I can confirm this (still) works.

Guessing the folks at Jim Beam are none too happy with the Ayatollah Complaini… #JimBeam #FAFO #ElbowsUp #CanadianThreads

Feels to me like the last quote here is more devastating and incriminating than even the birthday book and the photos and the rest.

You’ve heard a thousand takes on Canada. This one starts with a TV show about a dog. My keynote speech on Canadian identity, quiet courage, and why Canada survives by sticking together. It ends with a direct challenge for you: “Which one will you be?” youtu.be/zlA2fxrj3tk

A very Canadian Christmas scene. 🦫🎄

NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES DAY 14 DECEMBER 2025 Sandy Hook 13 years ago😪 Now Brown University & Bondi Beach Children that have had to witness this all the time STOP We have Lost So Many When will it eve end Always just thoughts and prayers THIS WILL ASTOUND YOU PLEASE WATCH THE WHOLE CLIP⬇️⬇️

Congratulations, Governor Newsom, for winning the Canadian Peace Prize! 🇨🇦Please enjoy your $50 Timmies gift card, jug of maple syrup, big bucket o’ poutine, and a kissable cod. A Mountie will be by in a few weeks — depending on how fast their horse is — to deliver your prize. #GavinNewsom

Every year around this time, I think, “I don’t think I can do winter this year.“ Then I remember I’m Canadian and pull on my big-girl (fleece-lined) pants, complain about the weather with friends and neighbours, then get on with the business of being Canadian.

We are aware of intelligence reports suggesting that a certain iceberg off our coast is being eyed by the Trump regime, after they pirated a Venezuelan oil tanker. We are resolute in our defense of icebergs and any attempt to “grab” it will result in swift destruction. -PM Tuxley II

Hey, has anyone tried unplugging the United States and then plugging it in again? Asking for a friend!

Bwahaha!!

This is some next level evil right here.

@oliviachow.bsky.social Please take note. I have seen an elderly person get knocked off their feet by an E bike rider who didn’t even look to see if she was hurt before taking off. It’s only a matter of time before they kill someone.

Although it’s been said many times, many ways: #BuyCanadian #ByeUSAmerican

Sadly, it’s the perfect choice for 2025. 🫤

Well, Drug Fraud is at it again. Now you get to pay a deposit on wine & liquor bottles, but you don’t get to collect it when you return them. So what is this? Everyone repeat after me: what is a new tax that isn’t a tax according to the corrupt Ford government? Temu Trump is at it again! 🤬 #ON_poli

Met with Prime Minister Holness at the G20 summit today and affirmed Canada’s ongoing support for relief efforts as Jamaicans recover from the devastating impacts of Hurricane Melissa. Our partnership in trade and security is strong. We’re working together to make it even stronger.

I will keep this simple: Fuck off doofus. sincerely,Canada www.politico.com/news/2025/11...

Quiet Peter Piggy! #PeteHoekstraGoHome #FascistPig #WorstAmbassadorEver 🎨 Steve Nease www.facebook.com/share/1CQ6qy...

Please join me in signing this petition to remove Rosemary Barton from CBC News. Together, we can advocate for fair and unbiased reporting that truly serves the interests of all Canadians. Please sign and share! c.org/BCN7BPnDxv #CBCnews #BrodieFenlon

Grok doubles down on insisting that Justin Trudeau is still Prime Minister of Canada. 🤣

Happy ninth birthday to the bestest, bestest boi! Love you to the moon and back, Ottley!

After 7 l-o-n-g weeks, wishing Arizona Congresswoman-elect Adelita Grijalva, who is the 158th & final vote to release the EPSTEIN Files, a wonderful Swearing-In Day, although not everyone is all that happy about it. #AccountabilityIsComing

Danielle Smith keeps parroting MAGA-style “freedom” rhetoric & conspiracy theories instead of listening to doctors & scientists. The results? 🔹 38% of all Canadian measles cases come from Alberta 🔹 Alberta has more measles cases than the entire U.S. Read more: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #cdnpoli

WTF is wrong with the CBC? This is not “counterculture” —this is hate, pure and simple. And make no mistake: it is *dangerous*! @cbcradiocanada.bsky.social #cdnpoli #CanadianBroadcastingCorporation

I don’t mean to brag, but I just pulled the first piece of tissue out of the box without a single rip or tear. ⭐️ 

The original Star Trek was always ahead of its time… 😂

Happy #StarTrekDay to all those who celebrate!

Hi, my name is Daisy, and I like to destroy the seat cover in my mom‘s car. Do you have any hobbies?” Butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth… 🫤

Paws a moment to enjoy #NationalDogDay! My three would like to wish a day full of cookies and beach walks to all those who celebrate. ❤️ #SandraBoynton

Kermit is Woke AF @todmaffin.com