TIL ... That you can silence the alarm on a Google Home by saying "Oh, God No!"

A *very* big Happy Birthday to my BF, @burleyboar.bsky.social !

#VORE party in Portland! Tastiness guaranteed!

At the Urban German with a kager

"What do you mean you haven't drawn Monsterverse Godzilla yet???" In a few days I will open for Pride/Wrath icon comms like this! There are also alts of this with different flag colors on the P-sites. :> #concoctions #furryart

Anyone planning on going to #Furlandia this weekend?

They’re getting desperate…

Posin'

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Happy You Don't Fuck Around With Nuclear Reactors Day!

One of these nights I'm going realize I'm having the Naked @ Work<tm> dream and then change the channel to something involving me as a Crocodile and some vore.

"The psychology of gay and single gen-x men" youtu.be/HQcB6QiV29Q?... This really hit home for me. Now, on top of that, add having the socially awkward type of autism/ADHD.

So, who is going to be at #Furlandia ?

Today I received*four* text messages all from different numbers in the 614 (Columbus Ohio) area asking me if a property I supposedly owned was up for sale. I was briefly tempted to send back "CONSUME EXCREMENT AND THUS EXPIRE!!!" but refrained myself.

Obligatory drunk post. And blue sky isn't rotating correctly .

Watching GOAT right now. So, since when did the term "Cloaca" enter the common lexicon?

You know you want some!

My Ohio Family has struggled and endured in the face of serious medical issues and hardships for too long. Please help them get to a place where they'll have aid, stability, and support. They are wonderful, deserving people who need our help. Please, donate whatever you can & spread the word. 💜

I have decided my retirement date will be January 18th, 2038. Computer programmers will realize why I chose this date.

❤️❤️❤️

Four bags of tea and one small mocha frappe from McDonald's and I can finally just barely focus today.

Post drink. Estimated intoxication between intoxicated and full blown drunk more toward latter)

I just had Bear Poo Lager 🐻 and I fucking loved it.

More stout = Happy Derg

Ugh, my latest fixation on Fallout is entirely because I find Deathclaws sexy. Nice one, Brain ...

Lazy Scales: Second Edition is now available for preorders! This re-release includes a few new scenes and improved prose quality! Releasing March 30th! a.co/d/02jCyb6d #LazyScales #BookAnnouncement

Took an online quiz about which rookie digimon would make for the best partner and I got: wikimon.net/Commandramon! This one surprised me, but thinking on it, I do like loyalty and the ability to fight for oneself as well as doing what is necessary, so he's a good fit. Cute too!

As promised, a drunk belly shoot. Rub and nuzzle it. I know you want to.

I'll give everyone a shirtless shot once I'm in a better place

Why do I like going to brew events (especially dark beers)? It makes it easier to state my wants and needs I need to work on that.

I'm having an evening where all I want is a big chub bear who will let me lean against him to snuggle.

Maximum inebriation reached! Question away!

I'm a HAPPY Derg!!!!!!!

Going to be attending a beer fest today and expect to be in a truth serum mode afterwards. Got questions? Queue 'em up.

Sticker commission for @cigarstallion.bsky.social and his friend Bacchus, thanks a TON!! Get the pack with this link t.me/addstickers/...

But I can't be getting sick! It's dead lift/benchpress day at the gym!

I need to replace my mattress and am currently taking applications for volunteers.

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

All this time I've been streaming 320k Ogg/Vorbis over Bluetooth and didn't know the codec isn't as optimized for Bluetooth as either Ogg/Opus or AAC. (Good think I keep everything in Flac for easy conversation!)

Heading out to visit folks:)

Wow. My Lossy music collection has now hit 100GB! Hoarding Dragon Hoards!

My trainer, when loading weights for bench presses, miscalculated and put on 10 more lbs than my max. He was impressed I managed 2 reps at that weight 💪

Fuck. Want to be fattened to 400, 500, or 600 and beyond? Inquire within.

After beer fest drunk bull. Send cuddles, tummy rubZ, an blow jobs

Enlightenment through the consumption of alcohol.

Going to Growth (a gainer bar event near me) soon. Wish me luck and, if you're there,say hi!

Made the big decision to start the process of updating my phone number and primary Google account and decided to write a blog about the experience. There's only three posts at the moment, but expect more soon! cfuhrman.github.io/the-big-swit... #google #gmail #phone

Nailed every one. Child of the 80's FTW!!!!!!!

Since it's been over 15 years since I last switched my mobile phone number and I'm thinking of getting a new number with a local area code, I'm curious as to what have been other peoples experience doing so in recent times?

When I created Wulflock, it was about a year after I learned that I was on the Autism spectrum. I very deliberately gave him Autistic traits, such as literal interpretation, difficulty picking up on cues, etc. He helped me accept myself and is my protector. (More)