Has anyone ever thought to combine the Heimlich Maneuver with anal sex? Seems like a missed opportunity to multi-task.

Got to puppy-sit these two lovable idiots. If they rubbed their collective, neurotic brain cells together they'd generate enough energy to pee themselves Bodie (left) lives for frizz. Reilly is an attention whore who keeps frizz away from Bodie just to be a dick. They do My head in, but I loves 'em

I know I'm a Demon/Hellhound, & the hate is strong, but... I really don't want to live My entire life feeling how I've been feeling about people, the world, etc. I gotta find some love, beauty, good, and peace to survive. Gonna try to focus on real offline life & sharing good things for a change. 💚

'I haven't been this depressed since the Black Eyed Peas broke up.' --Tahoe

One of My dearest friends is battling cancer. Please help if you can. 💚

Fact is, assholes telling Me I can't do something is a guarantee I'll do it right in their face. Chirk was a piece of shit in life & a piece of shit in death. I'm glad he's dead. Drump is a ped0 rapist and if you think we're dancing in the streets NOW, just wait until HE drops! I ❤️ evil dying. 😘

It's the time of year to let the entire neighborhood know you're into the occult. 😈🖤 I like it. Might leave it up through Christmas.

My mood today is "Inferno, scored earth, bridge burning, desolation left in wake, acidic semen, commander grumpy pants" X99900000000 If someone were to knock at My door right now I'd punch them right in the mouth.

👇🏽This'd be extra funny if there was a hole in the snake's neck. 😘

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*Wakes up too sore and tired to move. Looks out window at the world, blinks a few times, then closes the shade* Yeah...no.

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Sorry not sorry. 🎉

LOL! Got a limp-dicked "talking to" by blewsky moderation for saying 'Now d* El Pedodente...' Not the name of any person, or even a real word. But I guess when you mention a "Peter File" in this day and age everyone knows who you're talking about. 🙄 Wasn't "specific" in the slightest. 🖕🏽

A final dark post... Shit in this country HAS to get worse before it gets better. It won't be fixed with the broken, rigged system we have. We're long past the point of expecting & receiving empathy, decency, & justice. Fear & violence. This is the game they've created. Now it's time to play.

*The fat old Demon growls lustfully at you from His throne* 😈

*The fat old Demon growls lustfully at you from His throne* 😈

*Fat Daddy dancing in kitchen making dinner as Dean Martin's "Papa Loves Mambo" plays* *Sarge sing-bellows loudly* 🎶Papa wants blowjobs! Husband: Ssshhh! Hun! The windows are open & people are out there! Me: That's okay! They're welcomed to get in line and blow Me too! *angry tiger-hubby glare*

👇🏽💯✊🏽 If you're Autistic and/or an ally, this is a stark reminder of how much work we have yet to do. Never shrink. Shine. 💚

Beatles or Stones? Lemon Bars. What? Is that a band? No. The dessert food. If the Beatles and/or Stones were erased from history I'd be okay. Lemon Bars? Now we're in Kurt Cobain territory. (This PSA brought to you by My husband making Lemon Bars & Me stuffing My muzzle. 🤤)

Waffles, sausages on a roll, bottomless yakitori, rice, smores, lemon bars.... *the obese Hellhound leans back in His throne, gloriously engorged* Happy Fuck Work Day! *labored breathing* 🥰

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What I hate most about the violation of humanity and the Earth's demise is that it draws attention away from My luscious tits.

Big Daddy relaxing in His Dungeon of Delights. Care to join Me? 😈

It's a cigars and whiskey by the fire night. 🥰

If they're okay with trafficking/raping children what makes you think they'd give a fuck about kids being murdered in classrooms? Or in Gaza? Or anywhere? My remedy? Castration and a slow, painful death. For starters. You kill evil, you don't try to reason with it. #ShitholeUSA #ShitholeAmerikkka

Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.” Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment. No questions asked. No proof required. Pass it on.

👇🏽💯 No lives matter.

*Goes outside to relax in hammock, the sound of children playing in the distance* *"Drunk Tom", our neighbor, screaming at the top of his lungs* "Ah ha ha, you stupid fucking kids! Fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck! Hope you move soon, you little cocksuckers!" *Goes back inside* (100% true story.)

It's 5am and I'm playing with My fat pad. How can anyone sleep when you've got a pillow-sized lard balloon filled with cock between your legs?! It's like an Easter egg hunt at the jelly factory. 🥰

My tiger made legit Japanese curry that was perfection (as My man-tits and new stretch marks can attest). Just pipe it into both ends until the floor gives way...then keep going. 😈

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Tonight's journey is powered by... #Tobacco #FuckedUpFriends

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The amount of "ill" I wish on J.Kunt Rowling, Baby-Raper Trump, and wastes of sperm like them is off the charts. When they die the globe will rejoice, an honor reserved for history's greatest failures.

I found a local LGBTQIA+ and Animal Rescue organization to fight for. The tears in My eyes are born from passion & love, and tell Me this is what I'm meant to do. I don't care if I only raise $5 a month. Every act of kindness, no matter how small, is needed...and helps. Let's do this! 💚🏳️‍⚧️🐕🏳️‍🌈💚

Woke up with My brain spiraling into darkness. I just don't feel like I matter. Every day I try & fail to find meaning. I never feel good about Myself. I never feel like I do or am enough. I go through the motions of "doing the right things", but I always feel stuck. Don't know the way out.

Note to self: When researching animal shelters to organize a fundraiser for, don't look at the pages with photos of all the animals or you'll spend the next 15 minutes sobbing into your hands.

I need to find a way to help the people in My communities. I have no resources and little reach, but I need to find a way to make a difference. No matter how small. *thinks long and hard*

*Sarge sing-howling* 🎶I thiiiiink I just shit My pants! *Pet pig squeals from kitchen* 🎶Merry Christmaaaaaas! *Whole Pack falls apart laughing* #TrueStory

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👇🏽 True dat. Big old Demon would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like you as a member. 😈 (Not YOU, of course. Not that. Never that. But yeah, you. Maybe. Probably not, but...definitely. 😋)

Pizza Hut. "Wade your way through the depression."

In prison, when murderers find out there's a ped0 in their midsts, they kill them. Even hardened criminals have a line of morality no one is allowed to cross. They are sickened & angered by the abuse of children and won't allow it to exist. Just sayin'.