When you use your creativity & voice to create art, & it's ignored, it dampens your spark. You want it to do some good in the world & mean something to someone, ya know? If someone posts A.I. the masses will come out of the woodwork to trash them. But where is the support for real people trying?

My pet pig, while making dinner for the house, holds a green stalk up in front of My face: "Would you trust this green onion?" Me: "To do what? Deposit money?" #TypicalConversationsInSargesLair

Do your pets enjoy extreme sports? Not even a little. Stop pretending they do, fuck munch. Give a watch/listen to this 5 minute clip from our live Devil Dog Radio broadcast. Careful! You may smile & enjoy it! Support kinky, human-made art. 💜 youtu.be/vFQm-SH-l7w?...

Advice for the Lonely & Angry Support the kinky, human-made arts. 💜 Give a watch/listen to this 5-ish minute clip from our live Devil Dog Radio broadcast. Dark Demon humor made for an audience that doesn't exist. 😈 youtu.be/SZL4K9urHbo?...

Please take a few minutes out of your day so I can make you smile while you support real human/Hellhound-made art. Give this clip a watch/listen & spread the love. From My dark, warped heart to yours. 😈💜 youtu.be/kwAMA3FMKHg?...

If you need a smile & want to support real human/Hellhound-made art, give this clip a watch/listen & spread the love. From My dark, warped heart to yours. 😈💜 youtu.be/jGxAsMLH6T0?...

Yesterday was a warm, sunny 53 degrees. After working in the garage I sat on the front steps with a drink, My fur soaking up the sunlight. House Wrens were playing in the bush next to Me, Hawks & Crows flew overhead, and I just closed My eyes & smiled at the Sky. This is what My soul thirsts for. 🥰

When you're high enough problems can't reach you.

Olympia, WA just codified protections for polyamorous and non-monogamous families. Now renters can move all their partners in without claiming "room mate" or "friend" to avoid discrimination. theolympian.com/news/local/a...

I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img acefoundationict.org

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Hey... just a reminder that My back is still fudged up & in a ton of pain. I can't sit, use the computer, type, etc for more than 90 seconds or I become frozen with pain. So that's the reason for My lack of communication. I love and cherish you guys. I just can't message right now. 💜

People who are intellectually & emotionally stunted, inexperienced & uncomfortable with their own sexuality, & projecting their fear & discomfort onto others to try & remove diversity from spaces so they feel better about their frightened, prejudice selves...is exactly what the fascist right does.

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Do your pets enjoy extreme sports? Absolutely fucking not. A clip from the last Devil Dog Radio Show. 😈 youtu.be/vFQm-SH-l7w?...

The ruptured discs and frayed nerves in My defective spine went from "crippling" to "screaming obscenities". I can't sit or stand or move or My head will explode from the pain. I'm flat on My back, staring at the ceiling, high as hippy tits to make it tolerable. I'm not moving. Ever.

"Once the current regime is brought to justice, & kindness, compassion, decency, respect, truth, fairness, healthcare, & love are a right for ALL people, then America will truly be a country worth celebrating." (What I would say if I were a U.S. athlete being interviewed after winning a gold medal)

I feel trapped and uncomfortable in My own skin...and I want to scream. Being stuck in the same 4 walls in the dead of winter, without a car or way to get a change of scenery, is doing My fucking head in. The longer I'm stuck the harder it is to get out. AuDHD & Depression+ is paralyzing.

Props & respect to all the Olympic athletes who aren't assholes. They work hard to get to the games & compete, & so many are our LGBTQIA+ family. However, the U.S. is a fascist shithole & the flag is a hate symbol. So...hurray good athletes & fuck the U.S.! I've been rooting for 🇮🇪🇮🇹🇺🇦🇲🇽🇦🇺🇳🇿🇩🇰🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️!

My "Weekend of Love" consisted of a never-ending supply of pizza, huge bowls of pasta with meat sauce, cannolis, tiramisu, one extremely swollen belly, and an immensely-satisfied smile across My fat face. 😈 Food = ❤️

Has anyone ever bled out from a popped pimple?

My brain is eating Me alive. Can't sleep. It's just "You suck. You fucked it up." Every mistake over and over again. *stares at ceiling, wincing and whimpering*

66.6 WMAW's "Voodoo Freak Toboggan" is leaving the station! Master Sarge is BROADCASTING LIVE RIGHT EFFIN' NOW (Friday the 13th @ 5pm est) Listen here: www.twitch.tv/devildogradio Hangout, get weird(er), laugh, & leave the moral world behind for a while.

Feast. Cigars. Blowjobs. 🥰

Fat ol' Demon Daddy relaxing after a huge meal. Feel free to get a closer look, boy. I've still got room for dessert. 😈 (A little something for #TonnageTuesday)

*The enormously-fat Hellhound King waddles drunkenly towards His throne, His distended belly swaying and sloshing with Japanese curry, cutlet, rice, and WAY too much sake. He sits with a thunderous boom and belches* Where's My dessert?! I crave sweets... *hic* 😈

With so much sports happening there's no end to the amount of games I won't be watching!

I've muted all English words in my settings. Took a while, but... timeline is a lot less stressful now.

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Apologies to My friends for always going silent and not responding. AuDHD, PTSD, batshit brain has gone dark and shut down. I'm overwhelmed with... *makes sweeping gesture to life, the universe, and everything* I love & appreciate you. Signed, A damaged, reclusive monster trying to survive 💜

My 95 year old Mom fell & was taken to hospital for neck and back injuries. She went to rehab facility, fell again, taken back to hospital, now has Covid. Hope is tempered with reality. 🫥

Sleep for 18 hours. Wake up. Realize you're a broken failure of a human being who only knows how to disappoint & hurt people. No longer wish to be conscious (or alive). Go back to sleep. Dehydrate. Repeat. #Depression

Showing My Pack John Carpenter's "The Thing" while being trapped in a blizzard is cinematic perfection. 🥶

I'm gonna regress back into my dead father's ball sack.

Quote post a gif with a hint of where you're from...

*The big Hellhound sits alone in the dark, snarling back the urge to cry and longing to be held, being strong for no one*

My love of being a fat beast is profound. It's who I've always been, but it took a long time to shed the trauma of youth & finally find the courage to love Myself. When My mates want to feel safe & cared for My body is their haven. I am their fat, loving guardian. It's all I ever wanted to be. 💜

The cock rings are shot. No amount of cleaning is gonna bring them back to life (much like a dead hooker). Brand new rubbers will be here tomorrow. It'll be hard, but with a bit of lube & a tight fit it should shoot out the end instead of just dribbling sadly. God willing, we will prevail.

Tried to fix leaking faucet with My poor-ass "let's see if we can fix it for free by soaking parts in white vinegar, scrubbing, cleaning, teflon tape, reassemble" method. Leaks twice as much now. *grinds teeth* Ordered new valve and o-rings. If that doesn't work...run for your lives.

Yeah, no shit.

'Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.' 'Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.' 'One has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.' #MLK ✊🏽

The snow is coming down and piling up, I'm with Pack & Family (which includes a real 4-legged doggie), I'm high as angel tits, and feeling pretty fuckin' awesome! And somehow...you needed to know this. 😋

I guzzled a lot of shakes & drinks, and now My big tank is sloshing loudly at the slightest movement. Can hardly think. 🥰

*The gargantuan Hellhound lays sprawled on the floor, His massively-fat, distended belly looming over Him like a mountain. He lazily licks His muzzle clean and belches* Chickens, pasta, salmon, rice....and then I ate all the cheesy garlic bread. And we still have cake for dessert... 🥰

If you're shit in life you're shit in death. Moral? Don't be shit.

'Lick my ass an apology!' --Master Sarge

Haven't eaten + angrily smoking a ton of weed = *is in a slow-motion haze of tingly smiles* 😍

The person who most deserves to be shot in the face 4, 5, 97 times is the child rapist pulling the strings. Until that happens there will be no justice, peace, or safety for any of us. Evil can't be reasoned with. It must be destroyed.

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