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"Have you tried breathing exercises to combat the financial stress you live under?"

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Long day at work.

Johnson: Snap benefits is a unique situation. I got a summary of the legal analysis…the contingency funds are not legally available to cover the benefits right now

Born to bleat forced to think

TIL: Just by adding "fuck" after your question, google won't give you an AI overview Still gives you a snippet of the most related result, but not AI

and another thing: he’s not mad. please don’t put it in the newspaper that he got mad.

#deer 🦌

This halloween the scariest thing out there is the job market

BEST FORTUNE EVER

We've upgraded from "outsource your thinking to AI, ChatGPT means you don't have to think!", to "outsource your friends and joy to AI, with Sora you no longer have to socialize!" Can we... maybe keep our humanity, and instead outsource "doing the laundry" or "dusting the house" to AI? No? Ah well

the only cuts ice et al deserve is a neutering

Weird how this *remains relevant*

feeling very "ah!!!"

Rich people amass wealth... "Am ass" My god, it all makes sense now...

I'm not sure what the big deal is tbh. That nazi was an experienced debate bro - he really should've been prepared to receive a thought terminating argument

Carcinization is a real fucking thing and human evolution is heading towards it. Why the fuck would we develop cancer otherwise?

The martians hid themselves in the fish!

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"I know you are used to manufacturing consent, but I'm afraid this court still finds you guilty of sexual assault"

look man if you’re whole thing is posting on bluesky to trigger the libs or whatever you gotta do better than this lame shit lol

Us news talking about Iranian sleeper cells like:

Making my way through ep 2 for the first time since most of the game came out now GIVE ME MY MEME-ABLE SHADOW BOY BACK!!!!!!!!

Happy pride for all, I made my own therian flag Or should I say deerian (I bet that's an original)

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

youtu.be/C3V_QMItNOg?... So here I was thinking that this aged like a fine wine in the last 5 years, turns out the song is from 2013... Should we be worried for society?

Hobbies #furryart #art

Demon people having a normal day

Every now and then I make the mistake of thinking anything matters

Rate my daily carry

We will text you a code. Meet Frank on the bench in the park. Whisper the code into his ear. He will unlock your account.

behold: multi-multi-factor authentication

I have no thoughts and I must bleat

Sparrows figured out begging for food smh

Infinite headpat exploit (The devs have not fixed it yet)

www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/w... This will be a movie/tv show a decade from now. Mark my words!

Finally got to see War of the Worlds in person! It was absolutely amazing! I was close enough to feel the heatray on my face :D Uuulllaaaaaaa!

"Welcome to 2025 where we created the most exciting roller coaster ride out of the stock exchange. Every day is the difference between a Oooh!~ and an AA!"

Apparently I owe my first ex 7 years of rent because after all that time I still occupy a part of their gray matter lmfao

Cause -> effect

Do not believe the psyop, abundance liberalism is neolibruhlism 2.0

"vote with your wallet?" How about I vote with my bullet?