Alien: Earth (N. Hawley and others, 2025)

the best!

Are the newly disabled less disabled than previously disabled or am I missing something about the Govts terrible stupid no good plan.

It might be too extreme but maybe we could grind up all the shareholders and use the bloody grot and bone meal to seal up all the leaks www.theguardian.com/business/202...

The best deal

Magnificent work @grumpykiltpin.bsky.social

Quite fancy this, love netherton foundry kitchenware, have an couple of excellent frying pans and baking tins

"When Jean-Pierre Melville’s Army of Shadows was vilified by leftist French critics, it’s because it was seen to be mythologizing the Gaullists, rewriting the history of the French Resistance in the form of a cracker jack thriller." i wrote about Andor, and Star Wars as mythology

Boooooats

Dickheads and journalists throughout history. 1654 "you've got to listen to Oliver Cromwell" 1939 "you've got to listen to Oswald Moseley" 1968 "you've got to listen to Enoch Powell" 2016 "you've got to listen to UKIP" 2025 "you've got to listen to reform" 🤢

“The God-Emperor would like a 9,495th term. And also a cheeseburger” From the new Private Eye, out now.

The big boat

Happy times

Why I haven't used these reflective tables to display models before idk

Inordinately happy with these

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

nice to see JK Rowling is so desperate for people to like her she's taking out full page ads explaining that really she's the coolest freedom fighter since Che Guevara and not a mold addled renevant addicted to bullying teenagers www.theguardian.com/books/2025/a...

Latest kitbash - white chocolate and roasted macadamia cookies

Worth mentioning I'm short sighted and extremely easily overwhelmed by noise, a bearded mole. If you see me at Salute and want to chat please accost me from a near distance. 😂

packed up and ready for Salute 2025. Box doesn't close unfortunately

Hmmmmmn

Selling some COOOKIES (these are apple crumble) at the Southbank food market today, tomorrow and sunday! ☺️

There is no greater millennial pleasure than telling a cold old person to put a jumper on.

LOOOOOOONSHRINE

boaty mcboat face

Who are the five writers who made you? Susan Cooper Alan Garner Terry Pratchett Robin Jarvis John Wyndham

Forbidden knowledge !

Best Star Trek Crew. Wrong answers only

Big ugly boat thing gets bigger and uglier !

@monzo.com can you stop showing me the ghost of my money? I know I've spent it, I don't need a reminder of what I once had.

Was a real blast. Mega happy that the arts council agreed to this great project ! Very happy to be part of it, looking forward to part 2 !

Ugly boat thing

Without downloading any new pics, what's it like dating you?

My ring alarm has gone mad, and now alerts me to lens flares, long shadows, the movement of the air, broken reflections of people from windows. I quite like it, reassuringly familiar, and in no way as if I'm going to end up re-assembled by a non-Euclidean event.

Looking forward to spending hours making this and then drilling holes in it to fill it with bones and a wire frame body or some such

"Mystifies" or is exactly what everyone has been saying will happen for oh I don't know 30 years. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Immediately purchases swooping hawks 😂

Such absolutely awesome models

No you bought a battleship off eBay with the intention of giving it arms and legs turning it into a fleshy monstrosity No you did. #ebay

Painting time !

My favourite thing

Ahahahah 18" lone operative =

Sky news :- "Popular Austrian Painter Demonstrating Italian historical gesture to show how much he cares, also autism"

Fucken Goonies meets treasure Island meets flight of the navigator. Marketing incredibly bad, if you like any of the above strongly recommend watching.

The best stage. Oil paints next ! #eldar

Breakfast inspiration!

"would you like to talk about our lord and saviour today?"

Absurdly good

Pick one movie, keep on actor, the rest are muppets The Wicker Man, Edward Woodward playing himself, all the cast are muppets, they wear masks of human faces - can't decide if the coffin should have a real hare inside or a Muppet hare?

Lols I was not expecting Andrew WK - I get wet to be my most listened to song. But why not. It's so good.