It's been an honour and a privilege 🫡

BUDGETING HACK: save money on attending outdoor events by simply living in the UK, where the rain will cancel them for you

imagine if a bank wrote a book about all money stuff that’s actually helpful and relevant to your life and practical and entertaining oh wait we already did! pre-order The Book of Money now - link in comments 🤩

BUDGETING HACK: save money on expensive half term activities by convincing your kids that staying home and cleaning is a fun team-building exercise

WE'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT. We've been named the UK's best British banking provider by Smart Money People at the British bank awards! We were thrilled to go home with: 🏆 Best British bank 🏆 Best banking app 🏆 Best children’s financial provider

born to be wild, forced to sit at a desk all day and contemplate the meaning of life

Introducing: undo payments ↩️ Made a mistake when sending a payment? We’ll let you undo it and give it another go. We’ll give you 15 seconds to undo a payment by default, but you can set it to 10, 30, or 60 seconds instead. Or just turn it off completely. Ts&Cs apply | UK residents

BUDGETING HACK: save money on expensive saunas by simply taking public transport into work

BUDGETING HACK: save money on expensive A/C by working from the frozen food aisle in the supermarket

with the amount of sunny and dry weather we've been having recently, the only logical explanation is that our weather has got mixed up with another country's 😅

what modern day equivalent produces the same feeling as flipping through the argos catalogue?

Check if it’s really us calling you, directly in the Monzo app 📲 If someone calls you and says they’re from Monzo, our ‘call status’ at the top of the app will let you know if it’s us. If it says we aren’t talking to you, hang up right away. Then you can report it to us by tapping on the status.

We cannot stress enough how your Monzo spending is very much real.

ME: ‘oh yeah I’m not going away over the may bank holidays, I’m just going to have a chill one to save some money’ ALSO ME: spent £25 on some fancy crisps that I saw on Instagram

BUDGETING HACK: Save money over the bank holidays by simply staying inside and refusing to hang out with people

don't know if anyone else has noticed but it's a bit hot today innit

hot coral just got a whole new meaning

it's gonna be may

fun fact: your monzo card also doubles as a fan if you wave it back and forth really quickly

Everyone: ‘wow this weather is so nice, so excited to spend some time outside!’ Hay fever sufferers:

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reminder that today, April 25th, is the perfect date, as all you need is a light jacket!

hi everyone, we're back! (we forgot our password)

BUDGETING HACK: Save money on expensive big easter eggs by simply buying Mini Eggs and looking at them very close up

oops we may have jinxed it lol

“Phwoar what a year” Me four months into 2025.

good morning bluesky, are we enjoying the blue sky?

is this the first school holiday in UK history where the weather has been nice for 3 consecutive days?

bank holiday countdown: 2 weeks to go, yet it feels like 2 years 🫠

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April Fools! We'll keep this to once a year for now, as it's more exciting that way. For the select few of you who are disappointed, your trends tab will still be there for you all year round 😘 See you in December for the main event.

Year in Monzo. One of the highlights of everyone’s year. Nothing unites the nation more than everyone getting annoyed at us for revealing how much they spent on Deliveroo. So we had a thought; imagine if we did this more often. Move over, Year in Monzo. Say hi to Months in Monzo. Coming soon.

love you really mum x

it’s payday. it’s also mini eggs season. we know what’s about to happen, don’t we?

Settle shared ongoing and one-off costs, all in Monzo, with Split 🙌 Split, track, pay and chase payments. Create Running Splits for ongoing expenses, or just settle one-offs, like dinner 💸 Head to the Payments section of your app to open a Split. Ts&Cs apply. UK residents only. 18+.

Hi Bluesky, can you help us get to 1,000 followers soon as our Performance Review is coming up and we want to show it to our boss? Thank you 😘

at what point does it become socially acceptable to buy a 1kg bag of Mini Eggs in every weekly shop? asking for a friend

reminder that there is still one whole month until the next bank holiday, despite the fact it’s been 384032 days since the last one 🫠

REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR MONZO AT THE BRITISH BANK AWARDS: - We make you laugh on Bluesky - It would make us smile - You could win £1,000 if you vote, thanks to Smart Money People* - It’s a very kind thing to do - Our mums said you should *T&Cs apply. Voting closes 22nd April 2025.

everyone in England on #SaintPatricksDay trying to prove that they're actually Irish

budgeting tip: save money on expensive horror movies by looking at next week's weather forecast

when people ask me what I do for a living:

ℹ️ Pro tip for any other British brands on here: just post about the weather. That's all us Brits want to talk about.

it’s World Book Day! We’re sending this one off to school today as their favourite book - we thought they’d like to go as Horrid Henry or something but they were insistent. Can’t believe how quickly they grow up xx

imitation is the sincerest form of flattery x

shoutout to all our fellow marketers who resisted the urge to use the word "flipping" in their pancake day content

when you just want to sit in the sunshine with an ice cream but remember a whippy now costs £9874.49

the blue sky is really blue-skying today 🥰

i was a v v v early adopter of @monzo.com (cmr # is in the 4000s, beta user, early round investor 💅) and this sort of thing is exactly why. not having personal financial knowledge is super stressful and anxiety inducing - good on them for fighting it www.waterstones.com/book/the-boo...

Introducing: The Book of Money 🎉 We've been doing this banking thing for ten years now, and in that time we've picked up a thing or two about money. So we thought it was time to share what we've learned in a personal finance book for people who wouldn’t normally read one.