Thank you for playing #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight! Truly, your tweets proved that the last bus home is a carnival of drunken & houghmagandierial revelries, as you traded tales like a bevvy of tipsy Canterbury pilgrims. @calendargirlbot.bsky.social is the ticket inspector for hashtag games.

#TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight The driver is doing 70 because it's the last job of the night before holibobs.

The driver is getting tetchy, so pulls up outside the police station for a minute... the bus is immediately hushed, and the journey restarts... #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

#TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight used to come just before last orders at the pub so the decision was always one more beer and a 4 mile walk home or run for the bus and miss your last drink.

#TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight Smells like teen spirit and salt and vinegar and perfume and beer.

#TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight The final stop is the police station.

A lad is tardy ringing the bell for his stop, and the driver moans "You should have been here earlier!" "Why, what happened?" craics the cheeky lad. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

The news that Disney have bought the rights for 'The Last Bus Home', leaves us all uber-excited and muchly looking forward to seeing who will play us in the movie. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Odysseus and Aeneas hop aboard to share their experience of how to handle long and demanding journeys... 2 minutes later they flee the bus shouting, "Sod this for a game of sodgers!" #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Rodin hops on with a big block of stone and incorporates the last bus home into his latest sculpture, 'The Gates of Hell'. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

An inspector gets on to check everyone's ticket, takes one look at the gallimaufry, pulls the emergency cord and skedaddles off into the night. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Finally alighting at my stop, I look into the driver's compartment but all I can see is the figure from Munch's painting, 'The Scream'. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

After 25 minutes, the first takeaway is regurgitated and the pleasant aroma of hot food is replaced by the reek of spew and, if you're lucky, disinfectant. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Dante Alighieri got chucked off by the driver for saying that even the nine circles were not as bad as... #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

The driver went on strike 2 minutes into the journey, so we passed round the hat to top up his wages. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

We were stopped at the art college for 10 minutes, as Hieronymus Bosch, William Hogarth and Théodore Géricault clambered aboard with their canvases/palettes and started painting us all. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Nobody dares to put a bag on the seat next to them, as the bus is rapidly filling up with old people who are drunk and crabbit, and bags on empty seats will totally set them off on a rant - plus nobody on the last bus home has a bag anyway. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Sniffing to find the remaining oxygen on the bus, the reek of takeaways lends an exotic air to the journey, as takeaway delights from Scotland, Asia, Europe and America mix to create an olfactory melting pot of world cuisines. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Noticing that there are a dozen cardigan-clad bookworms on the bus, I skip several evolutionary levels of existentialist angst when I see that each one of them is reading 'Lord of the Flies'. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Continuing to evaluate my travelling companions... the engine on the bus starts steaming and sputtering while we're going through the jungle/desert, and, suddenly, my gothic imagination is thinking about the meaning of Gericault's masterpiece, 'The Raft of the Medusa'. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

It is much more enjoyable sharing a laugh in this hashtag game than taking #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Looking at the drunken gallimaufry surrounding me, I size up my fellow travellers and muse that 'survival of the fittest' is merely continued existence of those humans who are strong - a different thing entirely from 'survival of the best'. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight #game #games

I arch my back, bare my fangs, hiss & spit and make my fur stand on end... but, nonetheless, the garrulous, genial and guttered gent always picks the seat next to mine and, in Stentorian voice, enquires about my love life and financial situation. #TheLastBusHomeOnSaturdayNight

Am running a #game tonight (Saturday) at 10pm (UK time), if anyone is at a loose end later today... the theme of the game is the odyssean bus journey home from the pub after chucking out time. #games #HashTagGame #HashTagGames #PopUpGame #PopUpGames #PopUp

Thank you for playing #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents this Baltic February evening! Truly, your tweets glissandoed along the icy airwaves like the finest curling stones made on Ailsa Craig. But, hark, tis late, so time to furl and sleep the innocent sleep that knits up the raveled sleave of care.

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents Ice running

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents Draught excluder design.

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents Cheese Curling

Best film about flesh-eating snowman and snow-women zombies. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Best interpretative dance movement on snow. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents The kettle to hot water bottle dash.

Best use of A.I. in a snowball fight [that doesn't involve the use of data centres]. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Special award for the language that has the most words for snow. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents snow consumption

Bravest attempt to get the cat to leave the house when there's snow on the ground. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Quickest recovery from chillblains following an event. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents Bus stop endurance.

Best interior design makeover of an igloo. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Best wee manny down the Hilltown. 😊🚑

Best snowball fighter. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents Arctic cricket. Oh no we can't find them.

#AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents Five a side snowball fight.

The 'Destroying Cliches' Award for building snow-women, not snowmen. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Best homemade sledge from a wooden palette from the co-op shoppie. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Most interesting explanation of the etymology of 'bonspiel'. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Best use of wood from a garden fence to create a home-made set of wooden skis. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Cross country skiing from Forfar to Fintry in berry clothes. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

Best walking like a penguin impersonation on the way home from the pub on icy & snowy pavements. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents

I'm going to start training on Monday.

Highest number of failed drug tests in the Speed Skating event. #AlternativeWinterOlympicsEvents