Team Fortress 2 counts as a cozy game

Every bad night for me goes the same way, I spend a few hours being scared of dying in an accident and then as a treat I forget an actors name for no reason and try to remember it until sunrise I remembered Marisa Tomei before dawn tonight so here’s a post about it because I’ve nothing better to do

Yeah

I am trying to switch off Spotify because of all the shit they are doing, but every other app I’ve tried lacks the most basic accessibility features that Spotify has. Most of them have no Alexa support. Tidal and Deezer don’t even have multi-point access. Why must i choose between function and evil

U ever see a kitten that makes you involuntarily say “BWAH”

If I lived next to Ringo I’d see him in the morning and be like. What’s up Ringo. And he’d be like. Peace and Love mate. And then we’d go about our days

My girlfriend is forgetful and she leaves at least one thing at my house every time she leaves. I love this because it means I find her little effects everywhere and when I see it them it makes me think of her when she’s not here 🥰

Bought an Aetherdrift bundle to cheer myself up and got one (1) Sunbillow Verge and the rest was garbagio :(

My body is a machine that turns money into MtG bulk

I had a dream last night where I was watching a youtube video called “The sex man reacts to sex” and it was a guy in a white morph suit with a modulated voice watching sex scenes from like Grey’s Anatomy and commenting on if they were realistic or not

I am back you FOOLS

Want to kiss girlfriend girlfriend not here RARRFFH

Kittens in the workplace

Great news everyone

I wanna go on a date c:

Question for Cooking slash Chef bsky: when I watch a cooking show, and they come out with like. A carrot purée. What’s the difference between that and baby food?

no one ever wants to talk about The Beths with me :I

There are way too many books about boinking hockey players

My favorite part of baseball is when a baseball player scores a run and he goes back to his teams secret fort where they all high five him

For sale, one sleepyhead boy, lightly used but still works ok

@cadoized.bsky.social patzu green rug pics pls

All opinions on this profile belong to someone else

I was never one of those people who could find Waldo

😅 is the most manipulative emoji

He is smiling because he found his pirate shirt

Eated all my guitar picks :(

Time to join an artist’s commune and get really into Donovan

Sometimes I dream about Valorant. That’s annoying enough already, but for some reason I seem to dream exclusively about getting picked early or losing clutches. Why can’t I at least win in my subconscious god knows it ain’t happening in real life 😭😭

Sleepy boy

Unreasonably handsome Dovahkiin

#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Iceland

#eurovision those icelandic twinks got robbed I don’t care what anyone says

So like. Wtf am I supposed to do with the huge card in the booster box?

Been staying awake long enough lately to watch the europeans wake up in my public discord servers

Birderer

Hii

My mom loves to take ugly pictures of me and post them on facebook. She insists they look good and I’m handsome in them but I don’t believe her

Sup

New board game I bought where you play as little teeny people living in sandcastles Peace and love on planet earth 🥰

Just watched a spider crawl across the bathroom floor and into the leg of my pyjamas I was about to put on. I need those ma’am

just posted my very last college work for my program, I am a QUALIFIED ADULT now and I expect to be treated like one 😤

Oblivion remaster and new Viagra Boys record in the same week we are eating GOOD in Simon’s house

Wishing I could be a beard guy tn

Is liking LCD Soundsystem a red flag chat

if you are a cis person it costs you nothing to just say today that you see & hear your trans sisters & brothers & others over in the UK today -- and around the world, too, knowing that rulings like today's ripple out in ugly ways.

I want forehead kiss

I want this guy dead

Front row for The Tallest Man On Earth <3

The Maltese Falcon would be better if at the end of it Sam threw the fake Falcon out the window and it killed a guy