🚨⚠️the thorns got portugese fried rice from cheryls for lunch #BAONPDX #NWSL🚨⚠️

We CANNOT bring deyna on and play with nine men #baonpdx

Unfortunately my raincoat is an iconic bright yellow which really classes with my awesome all black outfit but GO THORNS

Mood so high right now I don’t even care to say anything funny about our wunderkid loving Tate mccrae

WOW GUYS

Thorns broadcast drinking game…. A work in progress. #baonpdx

New head coach Robert Villaham just said THE THORNS ARE A BIGGER INSTITUTION THAN THE TOTTENHAM HOTSPUDSSS I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT that’s MY GAFFER #londonisred #baonpdx

“It’s Portland, it is one of those clubs you look at and say, ‘Wow,’” Robert Vilahamn is the new head coach of the Thorns. I spoke to the Swede and President/GM Jeff Agoos about the hire. #NWSL www.nytimes.com/athletic/708...

the thorns finally have a coach! overall a solid hire with positive experience giving young players a boost to their international career, but a very lackluster tournament soccer resume gives me pause, particularly in the #nwsl. #baon open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...

the thorns finally have a coach! overall a solid hire with positive experience giving young players a boost to their international career, but a very lackluster tournament soccer resume gives me pause, particularly in the #nwsl. #baon open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...

THEEEE offical ranking of the #NWSL kits: come get your fashion advice from me! open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...

I look horrible in pink so luckily you are all spared from me cursing another player

BRING BACK THE ED HARDY KIT COWARDS @nwslsoccer.com @thornsfc.com

the Thorns were enjoyable to watch this weekend for once!! here are some more thoughts ~~~ #BAONPDX #NWSL substack.com/@jaidenec/no...

Here are my thoughts on yday's first preseason game ~~~~~ #baonpdx #nwsl open.substack.com/pub/jaidenec...

We clearly look like this is our first game in months and are very rusty but imo that’s not necessarily a bad thing. Nwsl really needs you to peak in September anyway

Bella reposted an anti-ring ad on TikTok. A small step forward! Keep the pressure up! #baonpdx

Working on an all-maga USA team drop suggestions below #uswnt

Thorns should spend that Coffey money on one Hal Hershfelt. We need to up our aura and will do that exponentially with a baller w a sleeve

whoooooooo remembers when it was found out that Hayes follows Ian Miles Cheong and Vivek on X, the Everything App

Offer still stands this season I will Venmo $10 to anyone who smashes one of the free ring cameras at providence park. Last year we only smashed one but I think we can aim higher #baonpdx

Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?

People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.

Michele Kang is a cheater and a war criminal and I hope she has a horrible day every day

justice for Fbref 🕯️

Please donate to this vetted GFM to support Renee's wife and child. Not only will they have to worry about funeral expenses, but as the most powerful people in the country lie about her murder, her family will also probably face some legal costs. gofund.me/4ec072e6a

I’ve seen enough. Welcome our new head coach Po.

@thornsfc.com you owe me a refund.

When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?

I wrote about the newest Thorn, who i am already obsessed with #NWSL #BAONPDX open.substack.com/pub/rosecity...

Real 1 trait danger heads actually know that these two are intricately related. @ahkatz5.bsky.social

@tayvincent6.bsky.social is there a deadline for trades/roster moves for the 2025 season? Can’t find one online and thought you may know😂

TURNER I LOVE YOUR BIG BEAUTIFUL HEAD

Say what you want about super coach Rob Gale but at least he’s not out here admitting to using chat gpt to tactically plan #thatsMYcoachoftheyear

Me rn #baonpdx

Angel city just needs to pick their new recruit out of my closet clearly I have good taste

Got my new hoodie with ears AND got a job offer today yall thank u @carseatmerch.bsky.social for the good omen🧝‍♂️🧝‍♂️

Biggest Soph Wilson news today is that she has taste when it comes to coffee. I didn’t take her for a cold brew drinker. All other news is nonnews. #baonpdx

Washington Spirettes you’re next

this is a catastrophically bad press conference

Wow guys. Soph with tordin and hanks and turner. And when Morgan is back??? We are sooooo cooking for the next decade #baonpdx

Need a lifetime contract for hina asap #baonpdx

ON MY KNEES PRESS OMFG

NWSL SGs have raised over $4000 for the Transgender Law Center! It lifts the spirit #transpeoplebelong

there are no ethical billionaires🥳 she got her money from warfare🧚🏼‍♂️ we shouldn’t just accept the idea of ‘any money invested into the women’s game is good money’💃🏻 multi-club ownership sucks ass🕺🏼 democracy dies in dior sunglasses🎉

didn't know @tombreihan.bsky.social was working on this -- an intense read for me that brings up many memories, both of the time the album came out, the times that led to its writing, and the time since.

This is going to - and probably has already - cost the league. I really hope clubs are retaining legal counsel.

I’m just gonna say it I don’t think every movie needs a collectible popcorn tin

Can someone pls explain why wearing noise canceling headphones makes me throw up. It’s a double edged sword bc I need the silence when I get overstimulated

@thornsfc.com why didn’t you post about transgender day of visibility.