Drove over 900 miles with only 2 stops for gas and I think my eyes work differently now

First mosh pit and wall of death in over a year and I crowdsurfed for the first time, can I get a hell yeah (I'm pretending I don't have a 12hr drive tomorrow)

Dropout is releasing a game changer at home party game, as if I hadn't already fully lost my mind and created my own bastard live show version. I hadn't considered the consequences

NPR hitting me with the Carroll crater story followed by the story of a man describing loving and caring for his wife through her dementia followed by Iranians forming human chains around power stations after the US genocidal threat has fully ragdolled my brain. I think I'll just listen to music now

I don't think I've ever been more jealous of anybody than I am of the Artemis II crew. Capturing the most stunning photos of all time while being the furthest away anybody can be from the nightmares happening planet-side

yeah man i'll circle back to you on that agenda item from yesterday's all hands in just a sec. our pedophile king just threatened to destroy a whole civilization

A man looked me in the eyes and told me these cables "do not and cannot exist" before I pulled them off the shelf directly behind him. The audacity

Giving up decency for Lent

The next time you want to cast fireball in an enclosed space with your party, I want you to remember these five words DO IT FOR THE PLOT

Got my favorite survey answer back this morning

For my next live game changer the final prompt will have them searching for Easter eggs blindfolded. Instead of candy, we thought it would be funny to put little pictures of me inside. I do not recommend cutting out 200+ little pictures of yourself and putting them in eggs, it does something to you

This is an aggressively pro-trans folk account. If you are a transphobe, I fucking hate you. Fuck trump, fuck maga, and triple fuck “progressives” that still mess with Harry Potter. Fix your hearts or die.

Incline bicep curl is so embarrassing istg. Lift more than my bodyweight for most of an hour on back day, just to struggle and strain and fail out with a 25lb dumbbell in my hand like what am I doing here

I put out an interest/consent form for the in person game changer I do with my friends, and under allergies they're including their penicillin and amoxicillin allergies. What do they think I'm going to do to them??

I have to keep reminding myself that the people I'm mentoring and helping are getting paid more than me because they are meant to be more competent than me, so I need to just step back and let them sink or swim. I am very bad at this but it's getting easier the angrier I get 🙃

Behold, the scaffolding holding up my mental health

Temps approaching 90° in March when we didn't really get a winter to begin with is like jet fuel for my seasonal depression. I'm just trying to live man

Operation Goosefather was a success by the way

This week my 9-hells-river-cruise party is going to be in Minauros trying to find the soul of the barbarian's father, who lost it to gambling debts. Somewhat important fact, it's the barbarian's adoptive father. The father is also a goose. The barbarian's name is Bruce Not-a-Goose, for clarity.

Been out of the gym too long I'm dying send help

Tom what are they feeding you how can I get that big

Thinkin bout what I'm going to wear to ren faire. Also thinkin this is the year I get a sword. I think it's time. My body is ready and my wallet is scared

Caught Cubone with the lonely nature and I now have a new best friend

Sabrina I'm sorry for not getting your number but I'm oh so sleepy and had to leave

Debating taking a nap in my car over my lunch break just in case y'all wanted to know how it's going

I was so excited to have No Plan this weekend, then plans materialized. I am so tired

Y'know what bsky moderation this one's on me. I didn't airbrush my junk like the commercials do, so I suppose me standing in my underwear is sexually suggestive

Had a truly baffling number of waitresses waiting on me at dinner. Why did 3 of you bring me my drink. Why did 3 of you surround me while a 4th set my dessert down. Did I look like a flight risk? How many of you are there and did you know there are so many other tables

I love this camera angle but Lydia does not. She also hates daylight savings and is angry that I'm leaving so early

I just feel like maybe I deserve good lighting all the time

It's snowing and I have a day off and I'm going to spend all day playing Pokemon and hanging out with my dog, can I get a hell yeah

I like my job and all but I’d rather be playing Chrono Trigger

Born to Cubone, forced to Cubicle😔

I do not want to do spreadsheets today. I want to play pokemon. Somewhere out there there's a cubone that needs me.

I'm in hotel #3 of my work trip and that means I'm back in the place with insane lighting taking pics I have to crop in order to post

I'm deciding not to think about how I have an 8 hour car ride with my boss tomorrow while I'm at this show

First show I've been to alone and I'm trying so hard not to feel out of place lmao

Party member turned the dhampir PC into a living dialyzer and that's so much crazier than if they just fucked

I happened into a student art exhibition at CSU and was moved by this piece. In “Pretext,” Augustus Dallabetta transferred onto brick redacted FBI documents dealing with surveillance of civil rights groups. “The contemporary context is inescapable,” he says.

I have no idea what the vibe is going to be for clipping. on Sunday but I am determined to rock a fit of some sort

John Carpenter's The MUPPET

I got a little silly with it on leg day and now walking hurts. Why did I think pause reps were a good idea. I need to be put down like a horse

“Is there a technology the left is excited about?” Yes. Granular synthesis

I'm DMing 3 active D&D campaigns, planning 2 homemade game changer episodes, and I'm traveling every other week for work. Why did I do this to myself

Co-workers keep saying shit like "oh!" and "do YOU like it?" about my haircut and like, did I fuck up?? I thought it was a good change :(

My hair has not been this short this DECADE. Like who is that?? Who is he??

Just chopped the absolute hell outta my hair I'll post pics when it's dry but it's soooooo good

What if I did like a wolf cut. What then

nobody will go to the gay noise rock & black metal show with me :(

Hair appointment booked, now I've got 5 days to figure out what the hell I'm doing to it 😬