I’ve heard some people are worried that JD Vance might be the Antichrist. The bible warns of a good-looking, charismatic, strong leader. So, nothing to worry about here.

In his book, JD Vance writes that he went to his Grandma because he thought he might be gay. She said he had nothing to worry about. After seeing his many awkward interactions with his wife and his close personal relationship with Peter Thiel, I’m pretty sure he was right and Meemaw got it wrong.

Jay Collins, Florida thanks you for your service, now, go away.

Archie and Edith sang that we needed a man like Herbert Hoover again. Be careful what you wish for.

So, Eric and Donnie Jr. are making millions on a mine in a country they had never heard of and people are wondering when did they become experts on mining? Well, all of their lives they have heard their father scream, ‘mine, mine, mine, mine’.

I’m old enough to remember the bicentennial. It was amazing. Gerald Ford was President and said ‘let’s celebrate’. And he got out of the way. And celebrate, we did! When Gerald Ford, GERALD FORD, puts on a better party then you. You aren’t the guy you think you are!

I know we are all worried about artificial intelligence, and we should be. But after having to listen to Trump for the past 10 years, any form of intelligence would be a nice change of pace.

First time in American history where ‘if you don’t reelect us, we will all go to prison’ is one party’s entire campaign message.

For those who don’t follow sports and haven’t really had the opportunity to get to know Canada men’s national football team head coach Jesse Marsch, he is probably one of the few Americans who addressed the insulting “51st state” rhetoric head-on since day one. ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ 1/3 🧵

At the Great American State Fair, the main attraction in the Free State of Florida’s exhibit has participants burning books and rainbow flags while wearing a Ron DeSantis mask.

It’s nice to see Medicare fraudster Senator Rick Scott following Donald Trump around like the lap dog that he is. Why would the voters of Florida want affordable housing when they are represented by the wealthiest MFer in the entire congress?

His sponsor, Peter Thiel who bought and paid for both his Senate seat and VP seat, fled to Argentina. What does that tell us? That’s where all the Nazi’s escaped to. He will no doubt buy off their government to fight extradition one day. www.cbsnews.com/news/jd-vanc...

I finally put up my Fort Sumter American flag to counter all the Confederate flags in my neighborhood. Being avid students of history, I’m sure my neighbors will have no idea why it has only 33 stars instead of 50.

My God. The opening ceremony of the Obama Center is a beautiful display of American hope, diversity, and integrity. What a contrast to the pathetically stupid display at the White House last weekend.

Who are the 36% who approve of this corrupt clown’s job performance?

Promises made - Promises kept. Trump said he was going to ‘Drain the swamp.’ He didn’t tell us he was going to drain it into the Reflecting Pool.

I'm with him.

I guess I’m not surprised some knuckle dragger MMA performance fighter questioned a former First Lady’s gender. Unlike the current First Lady, we don’t have any photographic evidence of her female body parts.

Breaking with tradition of only honoring past presidents, the US Postal Service is issuing a Donald Trump stamp. If you don’t lick it, it slaps you and calls you a bitch.

So, there is screwworm in Texas. I thought that was Trump’s secret service code name.

Somebody needs to ask Trump what it felt like to ‘wake up in a city that doesn’t sleep’.

It’s way past time for us to get our heads out of our asses, patiently waiting for the midterms to end this madness. Trump’s public and private armies are now fully funded. Come November, polling places will be blocked, ballot boxes will be seized and only favorable votes will be counted.

This should be posted everywhere until the midterms and then some.

60 Minutes has just announced its new lineup of distinguished journalists for next season. CBS welcomes Ron Burgundy, Ted Baxter and Les Nessman to continue its proud transition from a trusted news source.

To demonstrate his true patriotism toward American values, I suggest Donald Trump invites Roseanne Barr to sing the National Anthem at his 80th birthday MMA event on the White House lawn.

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ I've never seen anyone so obsessed over another person's genitals than MAGA "Christians."

This Memorial Day, let us remember and honor those who stayed home because their daddy paid a doctor to write a note saying they had bone spurs that were not a problem for them to play sports but were just too painful for combat boots. Wait… that doesn’t sound right.

It’s long overdue for someone to call the DC police to make a wellness visit to the White House.

Alexvindman.com Let's win this US Senate race in Florida!

McDonald’s has just announced in honor of our 250th birthday, the Trumpburger. A full pound of spoiled, bruised meat, covered in ketchup, with one tiny mushroom in an extra large flabby bun, sprinkled in Cheeto dust, served in a diaper. Enjoy!

All the rioters who participated in the phony “Stop the Steal” rally on January 6th are now openly stealing money from the American taxpayers. Irony is not dead!

Since we are able to indict Castro. What country is going to indict Trump for war crimes?

Why can’t we keep Colbert for another couple of years and fire Trump?

POTUS- Piece Of Totally Useless Shit!

Planning this year’s vacation? Come to The Free State of Florida. Where if you are an old, white, straight Republican man you are free to do whatever you want. Everyone else must follow the strict rules spelled out in the Gospel according to Meatball Ron DeSantis.

For years we’ve heard people talk about the village idiot. We now have actual video footage of The Villages’ Idiot.

I think politicians should start wearing sponsor jackets like F1 drivers, so we can see who owns them.

Worst president ever!😡

Wait. What?

Due to pressure from the White House, Minnesota McImmigrant restaurants will no longer be offering the dog burger/cat nugget combo meals.

It has always been my assumption that a negotiated settlement was never part of an unconditional surrender. But, then again, it appears I don’t understand what the term, ‘exonerated’ means either.

Senator Kennedy is comparing Trump’s testicles to oranges. Does that mean his balls are as swollen as his ankles. I’m not a doctor but I don’t think that’s a healthy sign.

If you think Trump is corrupt and incompetent and a threat to our democracy, just wait until Peter Thiel’s puppet, JD Vance is president.

Donald Trump loves to brag about ‘acing’ 3 cognitive tests. It is a simple test to see if seniors are able to accomplish simple tasks. Since he is so proud of passing them, please Mr. President, show off your high IQ and take the next one on live TV.

The ignorance of the people who vote for these criminals is why we are where we are. Good morning everyone. ☕️☕️☕️

If you live in Florida congressional district 3 and you love high gas prices, high food prices, protesters being shot in the street, an endless war enriching big oil companies and unprecedented levels of government corruption, then vote to reelect Kat Camack. Not a cat but Trump’s lapdog.

I’ll just leave this here as a PSA. JD Vance is his creation, his sleeper agent waiting for Trump to expire. 🎥 TikTok - vm.tiktok.com/ZNdFpoCE9/