Start with the number of your birth month (January is 1, February is 2, and so on), add 9 squared, add 12 minus your birthday month number, multiply the value you have by itself, subtract 2. #USpol

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Had an #acting #coaching client do a rehearsal technique "casting" other role as someone from their life. Then, on the next take as written, they opened up a whole other register in their voice. Really cool to see them find a new possible side to the character. #ActingCoach #ActingCoaching #actors

Watching "Why AI Agents are either the best or worst thing we’ve ever built" youtu.be/WnzR5aOElvw #autonomy #agents #ai

Sonnet 140 - CXL Be wise as thou art cruel; do not press My tongue-tied patience with too much disdain; Lest sorrow lend me words, and words express The manner of my pity-wanting pain. If I might teach thee wit, better it were, Though not to love, yet, love to tell me so; As testy sick men, when […]

@davidaugust If you assume Trump has been put in place to weaken the US, then it fits perfectly within the narrative.

@davidaugust There is nothing he has done that has not lead toward this goal. From hiring incompetents, to spending and increasing the debt, terrifying immigrants, destroying science, even attacking fluoride and vaccines. The Iran war has reduced our strategic reserves and turned the world […]

@davidaugust If I may slip on my tinfoil hat for a moment, imagine the following. The Soviet Union, unable to compete with the United States economically and at an impasse militarily, decides on a long-term plan to weaken its adversary from within. A few well-placed people and a strategic […]

@davidaugust And honestly, a couple billion dollars would be enough to do massive damage, especially compared to just a single bomber or ship.

Oil Hits Wartime High Above $120 a Barrel as Standoff Shows No End in Sight The longer the disruption to Middle East fuel supplies lasts, the risk grows that higher energy costs will feed into broader inflation that could dent economic growth. www.nytimes.com/2026/04/30/b...

@davidaugust Thankfully they left the roots alone, as that would be discriminantory

"Acting, for me, is giving to your co-actors." —Rajkummar Rao #Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife

"Come to work on time, know your lines and don't bump into the other actors." —Spencer Tracy #Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife

"I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself." —Mikhail Baryshnikov #Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife

RE: https://mastodon.online/@davidaugust/116494281126728631 Ahem……👇

“But the GOP is fiscally responsible.” They aren’t, they weren’t, they won’t be. #USpol

Secretary of Defense Hegseth testified Wednesday that the defense budget needs to go up to 1.5 trillion dollars. He cited the fact there are still girls schools in Iran the US has yet to bomb. I wrote this and more for tonight's TWTW in LA. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #satire

Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?” #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #news #satire

Comey shared “86 47” written in seashells on beach w/caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," & later deleted it. President believes post represented "tremendous danger" & then punched himself in the nuts & through a grimace said, “see, told ya.” #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #news #satire

Former FBI Director Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number & Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators & Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy

James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

potus, who threatened to kill an entire civilization recently, indicted James Comey for posting “86 47” online. When asked about the hypocrisy, White House replied, “I know you are, but what am I?” I wrote this & more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #satire

According to CNN, the UAE is quitting OPEC ASAP because they want more control of their economy IRL so for now it is TTYL to OPEC from UAE which may not BRB. I wrote this and more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Get tix: #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

DJT is now saying the White House Ballroom is a "top secret military ballroom." Look next for the weaponization of the Macarena and missile-deliverable potato salad. I wrote this and more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Get tix: #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

The Hubble space telescope turned 36 recently, and requested Earth send up some ibuprofen and a foot massager. #space #Hubble #astronomy #comedy

The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury. #satire #USpol #WHCD

Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛 #USpol #satire #ballroom

UP THE MAY! In case you missed it, or you want to see it again, here’s a taste of the Hymnus Eucharisticus from the top of the Tower on May Morning. It was so wonderful to see you all packed onto the High for another beautiful May Morning. #maymorning #oxford #magdalencollege

When the cartoon replaces all the words ...

“But the GOP is fiscally responsible.” They aren’t, they weren’t, they won’t be. #USpol

I was reminded this morning of something IBM noted in 1978: "A computer can never be held accountable. Therefore, a computer must never make a management decision."

We found more than two dozen cases of immigration agents using "less lethal" weapons in ways that appear to flout the government's own rules, including by aiming at someone’s head, spine or groin or deploying chemical agents near children. (Published Nov. 2025 w/ @frontlinepbs.bsky.social)

💯 “you realize how much you’re totally kneecapped from living that wild, experimental, creative, artistic life. People can’t do that if they can’t afford to live. And if they can’t, then you get people making less interesting things.”

Imagine a headline that states "Ford says it might be forced to stop selling its cars in New Mexico if a judge orders it to adopt functioning brakes on all its vehicles." Now tell me how this headline is any different.

someone make an ad of grandma working in a coal mine

Secretary of Defense Hegseth testified Wednesday that the defense budget needs to go up to 1.5 trillion dollars. He cited the fact there are still girls schools in Iran the US has yet to bomb. I wrote this and more for tonight's TWTW in LA. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #satire

Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?” #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #news #satire

Comey shared “86 47” written in seashells on beach w/caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," & later deleted it. President believes post represented "tremendous danger" & then punched himself in the nuts & through a grimace said, “see, told ya.” #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #news #satire

It’s disastrous. World stage disastrous. And if we still had functioning journalism, and guardrails none of this would be possible. Yet here we are. Because more white people are afraid of brown people that they are of losing our democracy.

Former FBI Director Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number & Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators & Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy

James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

potus, who threatened to kill an entire civilization recently, indicted James Comey for posting “86 47” online. When asked about the hypocrisy, White House replied, “I know you are, but what am I?” I wrote this & more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #satire