Secretary of Defense Hegseth testified Wednesday that the defense budget needs to go up to 1.5 trillion dollars. He cited the fact there are still girls schools in Iran the US has yet to bomb. I wrote this and more for tonight's TWTW in LA. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

During King Charles III’s visit to Washington, the White House posted a photo of the President and King Charles with the caption “two kings.” In response, the Secret Service has added Zombie George Washington Zombie Paul Revere to their list of active threats. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #satire

Buckingham Palace said the King was “greatly touched by the warmth and generosity” of U.S. Congress’s response to his speech. Former Prince Andrew commented, “did someone say touched?” #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #news #satire

Comey shared “86 47” written in seashells on beach w/caption "Cool shell formation on my beach walk," & later deleted it. President believes post represented "tremendous danger" & then punched himself in the nuts & through a grimace said, “see, told ya.” #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #news #satire

It’s disastrous. World stage disastrous. And if we still had functioning journalism, and guardrails none of this would be possible. Yet here we are. Because more white people are afraid of brown people that they are of losing our democracy.

Former FBI Director Comey has been charged with threatening the president’s life for posting sea shells laid out to spell “86 47” on Instagram. Euler's number & Pi have been indicted as co-conspirators & Avogadro’s number could not be reached for comment. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy

James Comey has been indicted again, this time over a seashell Instagram post. We can expect Biden to be indicted for posting his crayon drawing to Facebook and Obama for that one time he posted crocheted birds to Pinterest. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

potus, who threatened to kill an entire civilization recently, indicted James Comey for posting “86 47” online. When asked about the hypocrisy, White House replied, “I know you are, but what am I?” I wrote this & more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #satire

According to CNN, the UAE is quitting OPEC ASAP because they want more control of their economy IRL so for now it is TTYL to OPEC from UAE which may not BRB. I wrote this and more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Get tix: #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

DJT is now saying the White House Ballroom is a "top secret military ballroom." Look next for the weaponization of the Macarena and missile-deliverable potato salad. I wrote this and more for tonight's This Week This Week in LA. Get tix: #comedy #writer #ComedyWriter #SketchComedy #news #satire

The Hubble space telescope turned 36 recently, and requested Earth send up some ibuprofen and a foot massager. #space #Hubble #astronomy #comedy

I mean he got his marching orders from his handlers in Russia. What else is he supposed to do?

The President heard the shots fired at the White House Correspondent's Dinner over the weekend very well because he has never suffered an ear injury. #satire #USpol #WHCD

Seems to me, the only sort of "ballroom" that could provide protection of any sort would be a creatively named condom brand. 😛 #USpol #satire #ballroom

Sonnet 127 - CXXVII In the old age black was not counted fair, Or if it were, it bore not beauty's name; But now is black beauty's successive heir, And beauty slandered with a bastard shame: For since each hand hath put on Nature's power, Fairing the foul with Art's false borrowed face, Sweet […]

@davidaugust It's going to get ugly. And Trump’s answer, as he enunciated earlier today, is, "Iran just needs to cry uncle." I suspect the ayatollah is laughing, not crying uncle.

"Come to work on time, know your lines and don't bump into the other actors." —Spencer Tracy #Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife

I think, after reading this, I am supposed to shout “fake news” punch myself in the face and vote against my best interests. Is that how we’re meant to twist ourselves into some sort of intellectual mags pretzel where up is down, good is bad and a ballroom is a form of protection? #USpol RE […]

😳 RE: https://www.threads.com/@aaronparnas/post/DXwUJHVkeEU

If Congress won’t invoke the 25th Amendment, could we ask AbbVie to maybe sponsor it so we can RINVOQ the 25th Amendment? [this post was written before I had any coffee and is somewhere between being silly in the morning and surreal madness.]

Reducing presence of the US military in Germany would be a top 10 failure of military, national security & international relations not only in US history, but quite possibly world history. US abandoning our German allies & Europe would be so catastrophic it strains meaning of the word. 1/2 #USpol

potus is so clearly unfit to lead. potus endangers every American, and human on earth, even by posting this. @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @schakowsky.house.gov @danielbiss.bsky.social @ltgovstratton.illinois.gov you rep me/will rep me. Stop him. 2/2 #USpol

Here's Chelsea Spirito promoting This Week This Week this week, which I did some writing for. Come see @andycobb.bsky.social @nussburger.bsky.social & more at Open Fist Theatre Company (Atwater Village Theatre) tomorrow (Thursday) in Los Angeles. #lathtr #sketch #ComedyWriter #funny #news #satire

"'…war is hitting…economy in…waves: …higher energy prices…food prices…inflation…push up interest rates & make debt…more expensive,' said Indermit Gill '…poorest people…will be hit…hardest…stark truth: war is development in reverse.'" www.worldbank.org/en/news/pres... #USpol #Iran #energy #economy

With an #acting #coaching client explored a character's baseline, kind of default, vocal resonance/how they use their voice. It was really cool to find the parts of the scene where the material demanded their voice deviate from their default, revealed some key moments. #ActingCoach #ActingCoaching

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous. If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold. 1/2 #USpol #ballroom #security

Not one penny should go to potus’ illegally conceived personal fun house emotional support ballroom. Wanna talk bunkers? Ok maybe. Ballroom? Get stuffed. 2/2 #USpol #ballroom #security

No philosophy, ideology nor belief. Just tribalism and blind loyalty. #USpol #Kimmel #MichaelKnowles #maga #authoritarianism #FirstAmendment #FreeSpeech #LeopardsEatingFaces

That 90 minute call with Putin.

If Congress won’t invoke the 25th Amendment, could we ask AbbVie to maybe sponsor it so we can RINVOQ the 25th Amendment? [this post was written before I had any coffee and is somewhere between being silly in the morning and surreal madness.]

Reducing presence of the US military in Germany would be a top 10 failure of military, national security & international relations not only in US history, but quite possibly world history. US abandoning our German allies & Europe would be so catastrophic it strains meaning of the word. 1/2 #USpol

Here's Chelsea Spirito promoting This Week This Week this week, which I did some writing for. Come see @andycobb.bsky.social @nussburger.bsky.social & more at Open Fist Theatre Company (Atwater Village Theatre) tomorrow (Thursday) in Los Angeles. #lathtr #sketch #ComedyWriter #funny #news #satire

"'…war is hitting…economy in…waves: …higher energy prices…food prices…inflation…push up interest rates & make debt…more expensive,' said Indermit Gill '…poorest people…will be hit…hardest…stark truth: war is development in reverse.'" www.worldbank.org/en/news/pres... #USpol #Iran #energy #economy

With an #acting #coaching client explored a character's baseline, kind of default, vocal resonance/how they use their voice. It was really cool to find the parts of the scene where the material demanded their voice deviate from their default, revealed some key moments. #ActingCoach #ActingCoaching

Gift link. Great piece, remarkable embedded footage: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/29/u...

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous. If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold. 1/2 #USpol #ballroom #security

No philosophy, ideology nor belief. Just tribalism and blind loyalty. #USpol #Kimmel #MichaelKnowles #maga #authoritarianism #FirstAmendment #FreeSpeech #LeopardsEatingFaces

86 47

Sonnet 008 - VIII Music to hear, why hear'st thou music sadly? Sweets with sweets war not, joy delights in joy: Why lov'st thou that which thou receiv'st not gladly, Or else receiv'st with pleasure thine annoy? If the true concord of well-tuned sounds, By unions married, do offend thine ear […]

"For me, our job as artists is to serve the story, serve the director, and serve the fellow actors. And if you do that, by osmosis you’re serving yourself because you’ll get the best out of yourself." —David Oyelowo #Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife

"Acting is really about having the courage to fail in front of people." —Adam Driver #Acting #coaching #inspiration #actingcoach #actingcoaching #actorslife

Ukraine can now reach targets in Russia up to 1,750 km away, expanding deep strike range by 2.5 times since 2022 - Ukrainian Defense Ministry In February 2026, a record distance to target for Ukrainian drones was set - 1,750 km. They struck the Ukhta oil […] [Original post on mstdn.social]

On the face of it, building a ballroom to increase security is completely ridiculous. If one went to a psychiatric hospital and said, “I feel like we need to build a ballroom to keep people safe,” you’d likely be evaluated and maybe held on a 72 hour hold. Not one penny should go to potus’ […]

They should really 86 the Comey indictment. #USpol

He draws the curse of the Founders upon him and all those who support him. #USpol #potus #NoKings

They believe in nothing

Working on character habits with an #acting #coaching client and got to see them remembering, viscerally, an event from the character's past during their line with such depth, and reality of their memory as the character. The movement and thought was beautiful. #ActingCoach #ActingCoaching #actors

They should really 86 the Comey indictment. #USpol

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. That’s embarrassing.