it's kinda fucked up that neutral milk hotel is actually good

anyone's pride month getting overshadowed by hawk tuah?

I'm so tired i could fall a sleep

nobody believes me when i say i find wired headphones more convenient

under the trump admin, beef will be illegal 🙂‍↕️

it's hard not to be a little into psychoanalysis tbh

🖼️ Will McPhail (British Illustrator, born 1988) "Picnic Time", 2024. Publication: The New Yorker Date: December 23, 2024. 🫂

thinking about how my grandma soul read me being trans when i was like 12

if i can learn how to make a vegan taiwanese beef noodle soup even half as good as the real thing i will be fixed

spend some time today actually working on stuff i want to work on instead of doom scrolling, what is this awful feeling of accomplishment and well being?? im supposed to be wasting away as my attention span melts!

forcing myself to do my fake job by clocking in and out of it

way too much caffeine today it's making me so sleepy

i love when theres a spider on my wall

everything is within my grasp, i just need to close my fist

sometimes i read my own writing and it's like "why do i talk like that"

they're turning me gay this month

ow my fucking toe hurts so bad man

when it comes to the idea of "democratizing art" the thing that will actually do this tenfold is giving everybody more free time and not having to work to survive

Calvin's parents from Calvin and Hobbes is perhaps the only true instance of a hetgem

the republican party runs on the idea that their voter base is stupid, and they're right

on the one hand im obsessed with the archive, on the other hand all things must be destroyed to be born

strap a stick of dynamite to my head and light that sizzling fuse kinda day

it feels so bad to complain about my job when its literally so fine but god i hate my job lol

2 year long bulk type shit (we're taking it slow)

got ragebaited by a guy in a car telling me to use the bike lane (i was in the sidewalk) on a road with no bike lane

you have to be at least 30 to write a novel, probably like 40 if we're being real

when it comes to prose im kinda a repetition merchant

now that white people arent pretending to be chinese anymore i can start larping my own heritage for real

i do like that trump is kinda fucking around with the white house for fun thats cool

burrito and milk tea.. one of the most infamous food drink combos

in the post petroleum future the bodies of humans born between ≈1950-2050 will be mined for microplastics

i'm not the only one who thinks this

astronaut, cosmonaut, taikonaut: so cute!!! so adorable!!

looking up various regional cuisines on wikipedia and salivating over foods i cant pronounce made with ingredients ive never heard of

as you can see I'm a reasonable woman

the brain worms are telling me i need a masters degree. in what? for what? stfu before i get the ivermectin

but they were all of them deceived, for another monday was made

it's so weird that the Pope actually believes he's the some representative of God on earth or whatever

I FUCKING LOVE VACCINES RAHHHGGGGGG. GIVE EM TO ME DOC! STICK LIKE 15 NEEDLES IN MY ASS! I HATE DISEASE I HATE DISEASE I HATE DISEASE

its so fucked up that i have to make space for the dialogue when i panel a comic

i really want to design a marketable plushie type character/creature if only so there will be bootleg merch of them

sorry hegelcels, in the real world the hegelchad gets the girl

kinda have that suburban middle aged woman who just picked up jogging build

dude my knee still hurts it's been like 2 months

is it even worth it to try to be fully ideologically coherent? cant i just believe some contradictory stuff for fun

>「最喜歡的花是什麼」 >有錢花 >順便花 >想花就花

Trump's ballroom, in truth, is a great mausoleum. he wishes to be buried like the pharoahs

who up carrying the flame