Fuck vday and fuck love

Damn, I woke up

Hoping not to wake

Two years since she left and I still can't move on. I haven't had a drink since but I don't see the point of any of it

My resolution: No longer living in fear. I don't care anymore if I make it to 2027

This is how I am going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts

There is no point to hope

Taking a trip to Florida in Nov 2000

for just $50/day, you can prevent my account from posting

It's late. Time for sleep

God 🙏 please kill me now

movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only:

The Divine Comedy but instead of Virgil leading you through nine levels of hell related to sins, it's Tom from Myspace leading you through the nine levels of hell correlated to modern apps Tom: In Purgatory we find the forum posters. Those from old ebaumsworld and YTMND

I ate so many latkes last night, I am more potato than tissue, more oil than blood. Just roll me into a pan and serve me up as a human/potato pancake

Don't Merry little Christmas you sick fucks!

Who up bloodhounding them gans

Roast my chestnuts!

How do people come up with the great shitposts, all I can do is reply, like some kind of shit-parasite

Four years ago today -

37, just started watching Dandadan

1. I've been to jail more than once 2. I have bumped into each member of Metallica separately in public 3. I have OCD. Literally diagnosed 4. You can hear my voice in a previous Game of the Year winner

Today is a Bolt Thrower day. #metal

7 months sober today. For whatever that's worth... #recovery

Another day, another grain Another way to feel insane

New pic of a drone over New Jersey.

You can only like or repost my skeets if you have your genitals in your hand

When I get home after work

It's

Am I the man now, dog?

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The phrase "ass, grass, or gas" has different meaning to a dog

I identify with the film Troll 2, for I too wish to be turned in a vegetable and eaten

I kink, therefore I am #nights

Misanthrope, She Wrote

Today was a four tacos kind of day

Coke Zero

Living Spaces after closing becomes Liminal Spaces #decor #home #hahaKillMe