Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

omg omg i think im being raptured nope just stood up too quickly oof nvm

They may have changed the spelling based on Very Special Boy’s pronunciation.

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Clase’s biggest save of the year may have been getting suspended. It stopped the sell-off. Kwan is still here. #Guardsball

Septembo #GuardsBall

Second time this week I have moved to the upstairs TV during a tie game only to have the Guards score 4 runs. #GuardsBall

You don’t walk a guy to get to September Bo Naylor. #GuardsBall

What gets restaurant people better, #BlackRabbit or #TheBear ?

The Guardians have won 16 straight Bibee starts against divisional foes. Crazy #Guardsball

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

And these are the alpha males!

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

Reupping

This game is going to reach the 3 hour mark. Playoff baseball! #GuardsBall

Because the feckless mainstream media in America has been cowed into complete submission.

Wow, he must really be in LA if he said Erewhon and Runyon on the same phone call. #morningshow 🙄

What’s up #GuardsBall ?

If and when the Republican party outlaws the Democratic Party as a terrorist organization or a threat to national security, the next step will be targeting their funding system and donors, under Rico and other terrorism statutes. We are heading for a uniparty fascist state at speed

Use of the word "evil" in official congressional e-newsletters, over time, by party

It sucks being one of the 300 million dead and I didn’t even get high.

COL FUCKING BERT. #emmys

Wild that The Oner won, since it was my least favorite Adolescence episode. #emmys

Reminder: The Pitt is the best show on television. #emmys

How did he not thank Sal Saperstein! #emmys

Mike coming out hard against Trump this morning.

Oof. #74.

no no no you misunderstood. I said “fuck YOUR feelings”. MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird

At least 15 people including journalists and teachers have been fired or suspended for criticising Charlie Kirk online, Reuters reports. Free speech for us, not for you. #NorthKoreaShit

MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence

MAGA Republicans are such hypocrites.

You know who was also a young husband and father—not to mention ex-Marine—who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others? David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC. apnews.com/article/deka...

FOX NEWS: Why do American assassins keep failing to align with political narratives? Could this be Biden’s fault? More on this in our next segment.

Is it time for me to point out that these Royals caps look like promotional giveway hats? Surprised there’s not a grocery store logo on the side. #guardsball

George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.”

“Dear Baby Jesus, we beseech you, to still the tongues of the victims of Jeffrey Epstein and his 'friend' and turn a blind eye if we are called upon to bear false witness—like denying identifiable signatures—as we unwelcome strangers, kill the sick, and take from the poor in your holy name. Glory!”

In Carrie Coon’s best Bertha Russell voice, “George?”

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

This has a very specific context: That Pam Bondi's DOJ refused to enforce an arrest warrant for Cory Mills after his girlfriend called the cops on him. We should keep repeating that fact: Pam Bondi is letting a powerful white man engage in violence in part bc GOP Majority depends on her doing so

GOP U.S. Supreme Court in June 2023 ruled that using race as a factor in college admissions is unconstitutional. BUT today they ruled ICE can use race as a factor when detaining people. To sum up: the GOP Justices ban considering race when it can help people but allow ICE to use it to deport people

Amy Dorris is one of more than 20 women who bravely spoke out about Trump’s assaults. She, and I, stand with every Epstein survivor and every survivor of sexual assault demanding justice. We cannot give up on the Epstein files. Every predator, in every party, must be named and face consequences.

Once Donald Trump gets the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law – what comes next?

Ha ha Ravens.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

USF-Miami just became Must See TV.