Where in the world is @petephilip.bsky.social?!

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

Uh-oh! I commented on Mr. Hot TV Dude insta story with the wrong account and now he’s hitting on fake-me. Guess I’ll have to add Catfish to my LinkedIn skills

They’re warning us. We need to listen.

Another flight in Pauper+ with British Airways. This time I also won the Premium Pauper+ free seat upgrade: a dedicated row with zero legroom space✌️

I just learned that fucking ICE will be in charge of security at the Olympics. In Italy! Let me make it clear. Postalmarket Mussolini has invited Temu Hitler’s Ghestapo to oversee security at the event that celebrates unity and sports. Welcome back to 1936.

What in the junior anti-design AI idea is this shit, @bsky.app ?! Asking from a place of love and understanding for UX/UI Design and Best Practices

Make a band tasty: Pussycat Rolls

Celebrating Pie Day with my mom’s finest spaghetti whipped up last minute because “it’s late, I gotta put something on the table” #WhereIsThePie

Should I start posting pole/hole too? It seems like the only way to get noticed…

Oh, we’re still doing the Oscar thing? I thought we collectively cancelled it at some point…

We should bring back DiaperDon, I feel we haven’t humiliated him enough. Trump stinks! apple.news/Arp5FtKjJRoG...

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

🥹 I’m not crying. I’m bawling 😭

Did Usha fell asleep on the couch?

Sure Air Force One failed, but I still hold hope for Air Force Two! We believe in you, gurl! Make us proud

Cough, cough… I’m sickening! Give me love and attention, please. And an ibuprofen

what’s your sign?

OK, I need you to be insanely honest with me. Does my Hinge profile have huge red flags? Am I giving off weird vibes? Am I the villain? Am I the drama?!

OK, I need you to be insanely honest with me. Does my Hinge profile have huge red flags? Am I giving off weird vibes? Am I the villain? Am I the drama?!

One good thing about living in Europe is that due to time zone difference we can enjoy several hours of relative peace before America wakes up and starts it daily bullshit.

jack asked if i would sketch up a poster to tell people in nearby neighborhoods about the partnership between flock and ring, and this is what i came up with. it can be printed on an 8.5x11 sheet of paper.

Uhm… does anyone know where @petephilip.bsky.social is? I haven’t seen him for a couple of days on my special feed… whatseppening?

Starting up a new portfolio idea for the 185720567th time. How long will it take this time to fini— Will it be finished this time?

Friend: Your skin is glowing and you look happy and relaxed. What’s your secret? Me: I have lots of gay sex and orgies✌️

Mommy definitely knows how I like my bananas…

Virgin Active decided to restrict changing room access based on 'biological sex'. We're acting for, and financially supporting, a non-binary transmasculine person and a trans woman who are suing it for breaching the Equality Act. We've published the Letter Before Action.

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Don’t worry, guys! @governorwalz.mn.gov just sent a sweet postcard to the President asking nicely to stop being bad. Everything will be fine now ✌️

Okay, this month is absolutely sucking financially, and I could really use some sales to make sure I don’t wind up totally fucked So if you’d like to help, please grab a book today :) bit.ly/3P6TC9E

Congrats @libbyapp.com for becoming a protector of fascism. “Fascism and AI, whether or not they have the same goals, they sure are working to accelerate one another” www.404media.co/ai-is-superc...

Idk who needs to hear this but if you’re saying things like “I want to drink your man’s milk” you shouldn’t even be allowed near a man’s milk dispenser. Ever!

You know what’s even funnier? The US is the largest and most powerful member of NATO. So Temu Führer is actually declaring war on his own country. Nothing sums up America’s stupidity more than that…

Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.

I think it's a bad sign that every major news media outlet has spent days asking whether or not murder is bad and how much child porn is an okay amount

Sure, nuking Twitter (i refuse to call it otherwise) is a cute start but regulate fucking AI. Globally! That shit is dangerous, its use is nonexistent and its abuse is unacceptable on every level. Nuke that shit for good.

Republicans are Nazis. It’s a mirror. It’s the same thing. Republican officials are Nazi officials. Republican leaders are Nazi leaders. Republican propagandists are Nazi propagandists. Republican party members are Nazi party members. Republicans are Nazis.

plain and simple: if you work for ICE, you should kill yourself

what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

At this point, i’m ok being in a cult. Whatever it is, i’m in. You wanna tell me how to dress? Cool. How to think? Sure! You go ahead, worry about stuff for me and tell me what to do, Your Divine Master. I don’t want to use my brain, understand things and shit… I’m done

we are not made to be scrolling through a timeline of murder, smut, and bad opinions on pop songs. we just aren't.

It’s giving FASHIÓN!!! Imma use this on my Hinge profile, let them know exactly who they’re dealing with

According to Italian folklore, the “Befana” is an old witch who leaves sweets in a sock near your bed on Jan 6. Other stories portray her as the ugly wife of Santa and if you’ve been a bad kid, you’d find (sweet) coal in your sock. Whatever it is, today I’m a good kid ‘cause I got lots of candies!

“why are you still on twitter” -> whiny, makes you sound like a scold “oh you post on the pedophile app” -> makes them sound like a pedophile

It’s OK for me to say stupid stuff, because I am stupid and it is my culture

Day 5 of 2026, the world is crumbling, and I still have to open slack and help investors maximize profits with innovative solutions

Let’s all be more Anti-AI in 2026

Mother and her unparalleled ability to trigger my designer anxiety every single time she cuts something in slices