So… what up?

Dear @petephilip.bsky.social, I miss you!

Don’t you just love when you see a cute guy on hinge, you text something, he matches with you, you’re all excited, you’re vibing, he’s saying things like “i feel like I’ve always known you” and out of the blue he just blocks you?

☣️ Pathological Waste ☣️

Tiramisù wasn’t enough happiness so today I also made Mapo Tofu. Every hole in my face is either on fire or leaking✌️

Making Mother happy with 1 KG of tiramisù. …and I’m very happy too!

Guess who cooked dinner

Apparently the two most important things in a funeral in Napls are who cries/screams the loudest and how much mozzarella can you eat. I haven’t figured out the connection between the two things yet

Not a good day rant. Mom texted me at 2.30 that her brother passed away. Now I’m here bawling knowing that she’s alone dealing with it, 1600 km away, and she’s all alone bc she has noone left in her family. I keep having this feeling that I wish I could rip out my heart and give it to her.

Recruiter: the role is for a Senior UX Designers that’s more than a AI native UI strategist. They need to turbocharge the integration layer, turning powerful AI into intuitive, human-centered, strategic experiences that actually drive business results. Me: So… a normal UX/UI designer.

I think a box of 200 chicken nuggets and a jar of nutella could solve all my problems

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Them: Job salary is competitive Me: How much? Them: 25K/month Me: Dollars or Pounds?! Them: Tokens Me: 🥲🔫

That sweet feeling of having one item for sale going viral on Vinted

It’s one of those nights… dumbass! app.trakt.tv/movies/legal...

I don’t wanna spoiler it, but this was wild!!! Loved the whole performance, it reads more like a theatre piece. Also, Zendaya still looks like a teenager in my eyes and it feels weird to see her in a wedding dress (but she’s so pretty in it!) Also also, fuck Rachel. app.trakt.tv/movies/the-d...

Went to the Apple Store to collect an order, AirPods Max. I asked one question to the Specialist who didn’t know the answer, and instead of asking his colleague who was right there, he reached for the iPhone and asked Siri/ChatGPT. And it gave the wrong answer, obviously. Like, seriously, wtf?!

If you live in the UK, please take action to force the government to rip up the EHRC’s transphobic guidance. It took me less than a minute! We have less than a month. Join us goodlaw.social/de78a7

A message from Mary, a 72-year-old Amazon worker from North Carolina projected onto Jeff Bezos’s $120 million penthouse before tonight’s #MetGala, chaired by Bezos.

Since last week, on my LinkedIn search there have been only two* job ads available, one of which is a volunteer unpaid position. That is excluding the companies farming for CVs for their AI tools and the one who wants me to train AI to do my job. Cool. *two, dos, deux, 双, 2, 1+1, 1×3+ℼ-√(17.14)

This Monday deseves some Visual Faggotry! ✨wide open to add suggestions✨ music.apple.com/gb/playlist/...

Undertone scared the living shit out of me… I need someone to come sleep with me tonight! Preferably undressed… for safety reasons, obviously trakt.tv/movies/under...

Fuck it. I’m getting fried wings for dinner.

Opened LinkedIn. Checked out job offers. Only two. Closed LinkedIn. Back in bed to despair comfortably. Morning, bitch!

Now. Imagine being a trans woman on the bus, minding your own business. And this drunk asshole comes over to your seat and harasses you because he wants your seat, you don’t deserve it. And nobody moves a muscle to say something, not even the only big muscly man sitting in front of you.

“Pretty Lethal” is so stupid and camp! I mean, there’s even Uma Thurman with a generic East European accent doing the worst impression of a balle-fucking-rina in full Betty Davis white Baby Jane face! trakt.tv/movies/prett...

I know i have zero traces of the heterosexuality virus in me bc i even know the dancers from Legendary youtu.be/XXIX2WnfbpE

I swear I only bought the bin at Ikea!! The other stuff was already in there, idk…

Oh shit…

Looking for the mental fortitude to visit Ikea today without spending everything I have on candles, plants, and hot-dogs Adult supervision is very welcome

Just woke up still hangover. What happened? Is he dead?! Is he?!? Are we free?! Can I drink again for breakfast?!?!

Feeling a bit overwhelmed after a funeral last month and the news that two family members will soon die to cancer. And I can’t do anything, not even go back to Italy because the client still hasn’t paid the invoices…

I hereby declare that whoever is updating Britney Spears catalogue to spatial audio is committing a hate crime! Whoever you are, may you have explosive diarrhea every time you need to sneeze!

Accidentally found the old jingles and songs I recorded when I worked in radio and gay bars as a comedian. A mix of cringe, laughter, and awe for how brilliatly stupid I can be sometimes also regret that I didn’t love myself back then. I was so cute!

Life update: finish that bitch of a website Please clap and tell me I’m a good person www.theysigner.com

Goodnight little pipol in my phone! May we wake up in a trumpless world ✌️

I forgot I had an Upscrolled account. I opened the app. Now I get why I forgot.

Guess who spent 2 weeks creating their website only to publish it yesterday and redesign it again today because one link didn’t work as expected?!

Not what I expected but definitely worth the watch! trakt.tv/movies/send-...

Me: why nobody likes me? Also me:

Don’t know her, but she’s my new mother

Remember the good old days when a pandemic used to be our only worry?

Mother: It’s Friday and we eat simple, light. Me: Ok Mother: Just poached fish and a salad. Me: Ok Mother: We need to honor the Lord’s sacrifices during lent Me: so… pizza? Mother: Margherita, double cheese and stuffed crust. But no toppings! Don’t make me sin… Me: Ok, mom

Did I just lost my job over AI?! Boss: the client was interested in the Figma Make prototype Me: that’s not a real prototype. It’s something that badly mimics the expected behavior but it’s not and will never be a real prototype. This is not a magic tool and I’m not Harry Potter! Boss: ok cool.

Travel “Pauper Plus Premium Economy”: sit completely alone at the back of the plane and receive a complimentary glass of champagne, peanuts, and a cookie! …and the steward’s phone number but you’ll have to pay extra for that

I love airports… Most of all, I love leaving 🙃✌️

I swear, if I’ll ever witness any of this gestapo shit happen in front of me, literally right in front or my salad, I’d be the one being arrested for pulling down my pants and blast a projectile shit into their mouth where it belongs. apple.news/A_EyviD7TTuW...

I’m sorry my dear but you are up for elimination!

I FUCKING HATE MY CLIENT gaaaawd I can’t fucking stand this entitled stupid ass fucking man (cis-fucking-gender of fucking course) who is wasting my fucking time with idiotic anti-design fucking “tweaks” because he feels they’re fucking better FUCK HIM AND HIS FUCKING STUPID APP FUUUUUUUUCK

@mtamblyn.bsky.social I just told you that I like you and I trust you, and you do me dirty like this?! What’s going on? What is this? Why there’s no page on the website that explains why Kobo VIP has doubled in price? Is it doubling just in price or in rewards too?